Trump Insists Frequent Naps Necessary To Protect U.S. Interests In Dreamland https://theonion.com/trump-insists-frequent-naps-necessary-to-protect-u-s-interests-in-dreamland/
July 20, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Trump Insists Frequent Naps Necessary To Protect U.S. Interests In Dreamland https://theonion.com/trump-insists-frequent-naps-necessary-to-protect-u-s-interests-in-dreamland/
Daily naps in public, now.
Literally daily.
Literally daily.
Trump’s eyes shut and his head drooped forward. trib.al/aAZXn6c
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trib.al
September 28, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Daily naps in public, now.
Literally daily.
Literally daily.
big naps call for big stretches
April 14, 2026 at 4:43 AM
big naps call for big stretches
Chump Needs Naps Constantly,
Where's Jake Tapper and The Lame Stream Media.......
Where's Jake Tapper and The Lame Stream Media.......
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Chump Needs Naps Constantly,
Where's Jake Tapper and The Lame Stream Media.......
Where's Jake Tapper and The Lame Stream Media.......
Big snuggly naps!
June 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Big snuggly naps!
MORE NAPS EVERYONE
this is the second time this year that I’ve woken up from a nap to delightful federal indictments and I’m going to be taking this lesson seriously going forward
September 26, 2024 at 4:11 PM
MORE NAPS EVERYONE
orange kitty catnaps 🐱💤
May 21, 2026 at 7:16 PM
orange kitty catnaps 🐱💤
Pedolf's Ls for the week
- "I love the inflation"
- Mercilessly booed at Knicks game, naps
- Rain-delayed White Trash UFC circus, naps
- $14M pool renovation reflecting all his failures
- Ignored at the G7
- Star-studded list of artists for OPC opening
- Signs surrender in (checks notes) Versailles
- "I love the inflation"
- Mercilessly booed at Knicks game, naps
- Rain-delayed White Trash UFC circus, naps
- $14M pool renovation reflecting all his failures
- Ignored at the G7
- Star-studded list of artists for OPC opening
- Signs surrender in (checks notes) Versailles
June 19, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Pedolf's Ls for the week
- "I love the inflation"
- Mercilessly booed at Knicks game, naps
- Rain-delayed White Trash UFC circus, naps
- $14M pool renovation reflecting all his failures
- Ignored at the G7
- Star-studded list of artists for OPC opening
- Signs surrender in (checks notes) Versailles
- "I love the inflation"
- Mercilessly booed at Knicks game, naps
- Rain-delayed White Trash UFC circus, naps
- $14M pool renovation reflecting all his failures
- Ignored at the G7
- Star-studded list of artists for OPC opening
- Signs surrender in (checks notes) Versailles
woke up from those unexpected 4h naps and i feel like death
May 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
woke up from those unexpected 4h naps and i feel like death
Afternoon naps *chefs kiss*
August 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Afternoon naps *chefs kiss*
Trump is upset that he’s being criticized for taking naps during meetings.
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Trump is upset that he’s being criticized for taking naps during meetings.
Much rather he naps than declares martial yaw.
June 27, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Much rather he naps than declares martial yaw.
I encourage you to reach late middle age by any means necessary if for no other reason than to find out just how primo the naps are. No matter how much you like naps now you will not believe it
March 25, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I encourage you to reach late middle age by any means necessary if for no other reason than to find out just how primo the naps are. No matter how much you like naps now you will not believe it