@neteng-ian.bsky.social made this!!! omg
August 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
@neteng-ian.bsky.social made this!!! omg
things i cared about as a baby neteng superimposed over my constant neverending self-imposed nightmare reality🧃
May 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
things i cared about as a baby neteng superimposed over my constant neverending self-imposed nightmare reality🧃
also i did manage to get on the webcast lmaooo thank u @neteng-ian.bsky.social for grabbing this screenshot!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
also i did manage to get on the webcast lmaooo thank u @neteng-ian.bsky.social for grabbing this screenshot!!
December 10, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Me: I'm going quietly mad.
Husband: weren't you just yelling at that router?
Me: do you want to be next??
#neteng
#backAwaySlowly
😂
Husband: weren't you just yelling at that router?
Me: do you want to be next??
#neteng
#backAwaySlowly
😂
June 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Me: I'm going quietly mad.
Husband: weren't you just yelling at that router?
Me: do you want to be next??
#neteng
#backAwaySlowly
😂
Husband: weren't you just yelling at that router?
Me: do you want to be next??
#neteng
#backAwaySlowly
😂
every neteng job posting:
- 10+ yrs exp
- master’s degree in: ee, compsci, quantum physics
- expert in BGP, MPLS, EVPN/VXLAN, CLOS/spine arch, ECMP, python, ansible, AWS, NIST
- intimate knowledge of all network monitoring software in existence
- exp w all network vendors
- salary: 100k, seattle/LA
- 10+ yrs exp
- master’s degree in: ee, compsci, quantum physics
- expert in BGP, MPLS, EVPN/VXLAN, CLOS/spine arch, ECMP, python, ansible, AWS, NIST
- intimate knowledge of all network monitoring software in existence
- exp w all network vendors
- salary: 100k, seattle/LA
September 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
every neteng job posting:
- 10+ yrs exp
- master’s degree in: ee, compsci, quantum physics
- expert in BGP, MPLS, EVPN/VXLAN, CLOS/spine arch, ECMP, python, ansible, AWS, NIST
- intimate knowledge of all network monitoring software in existence
- exp w all network vendors
- salary: 100k, seattle/LA
- 10+ yrs exp
- master’s degree in: ee, compsci, quantum physics
- expert in BGP, MPLS, EVPN/VXLAN, CLOS/spine arch, ECMP, python, ansible, AWS, NIST
- intimate knowledge of all network monitoring software in existence
- exp w all network vendors
- salary: 100k, seattle/LA
i know most of my network is neteng, cybersec, & programming-ish folks, but if anyone out there is into hardware engineering, we have some senior & principal spots open at Blue! blueorigin.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/BlueOrigin/j...
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i know most of my network is neteng, cybersec, & programming-ish folks, but if anyone out there is into hardware engineering, we have some senior & principal spots open at Blue! blueorigin.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/BlueOrigin/j...
not too many neteng creators out there with big followings :3
September 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
not too many neteng creators out there with big followings :3
November 9, 2024 at 12:12 AM
I don’t normally impulse buy things, but I’m a recovering NetEng who’s been meaning to upgrade for a while, and in the time it took me a Buy it Now they went from 12 left in stock to 10 to 8.
But I got one. :D
But I got one. :D
September 22, 2026 at 7:30 AM
I don’t normally impulse buy things, but I’m a recovering NetEng who’s been meaning to upgrade for a while, and in the time it took me a Buy it Now they went from 12 left in stock to 10 to 8.
But I got one. :D
But I got one. :D
April 10, 2024 at 4:15 PM
An ARP request walks into a bar. The bartender looks up, looks around the room, and yells to nobody in particular, “Hey MAC! That guy’s in here looking for you again.” #NetEng #BaDumTiss
December 7, 2024 at 11:50 PM
An ARP request walks into a bar. The bartender looks up, looks around the room, and yells to nobody in particular, “Hey MAC! That guy’s in here looking for you again.” #NetEng #BaDumTiss
May 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
January 5, 2024 at 8:39 PM
ESD protection. unless you’re opening up your switch to do some surgery, a neteng doesn’t need to care about this 999/1000x. also if you’re dying outside in the cold an ESD smock could probably save your life
November 19, 2024 at 8:13 PM
ESD protection. unless you’re opening up your switch to do some surgery, a neteng doesn’t need to care about this 999/1000x. also if you’re dying outside in the cold an ESD smock could probably save your life
the process of designing, obtaining quotes for, & ordering PCBs. last year i served as essentially a TPM for a design project that resulted in unique lab equipment for us. (the pic is an unrelated one my friend did.) a neteng doesn’t need this stress tbh
November 19, 2024 at 8:13 PM
the process of designing, obtaining quotes for, & ordering PCBs. last year i served as essentially a TPM for a design project that resulted in unique lab equipment for us. (the pic is an unrelated one my friend did.) a neteng doesn’t need this stress tbh
The Journey to CCNP 2025 Continues. Kicking off this weeks studies with Overlay networks #Labeveryday #CCNP #ENCOR #Cisco #NetEng
November 18, 2024 at 1:57 AM
The Journey to CCNP 2025 Continues. Kicking off this weeks studies with Overlay networks #Labeveryday #CCNP #ENCOR #Cisco #NetEng
Geeked 🤓 at what was waiting for me on my doorstep after work! Can't wait to jump into #pyATS
#Cisco #NetDevOps #neteng
#Cisco #NetDevOps #neteng
January 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Geeked 🤓 at what was waiting for me on my doorstep after work! Can't wait to jump into #pyATS
#Cisco #NetDevOps #neteng
#Cisco #NetDevOps #neteng
there we go. neteng feed. idk if anyone else did this already, but i did lol enjoy
December 18, 2024 at 7:00 PM
there we go. neteng feed. idk if anyone else did this already, but i did lol enjoy
schedules matter a lot, but they also don’t matter. you’ll always & forever be behind. you’ll also always be spending too much money. this might be the most relatable one, but trust me—it’s sooo much more intense in aerospace. way too intense. you’re a neteng why should u care
November 19, 2024 at 8:13 PM
schedules matter a lot, but they also don’t matter. you’ll always & forever be behind. you’ll also always be spending too much money. this might be the most relatable one, but trust me—it’s sooo much more intense in aerospace. way too intense. you’re a neteng why should u care
Not sure I'm the right person but I'd be more than happy to! I also know a female neteng or two that I could connect you with
August 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Not sure I'm the right person but I'd be more than happy to! I also know a female neteng or two that I could connect you with
March 21, 2024 at 9:00 PM
#NetEng Sky, @ me so I can add you to the list!
OK, so here's the network engineering starter pack! let me know if you want in on it
go.bsky.app/NLsE1D9
go.bsky.app/NLsE1D9
October 21, 2024 at 4:21 PM
#NetEng Sky, @ me so I can add you to the list!
April 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
How most network issues can be summarized. 😂
#lifeInIT
#neteng
#lifeInIT
#neteng
September 8, 2023 at 1:09 PM
How most network issues can be summarized. 😂
#lifeInIT
#neteng
#lifeInIT
#neteng