“Pliny the Neurotypical”
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Don’t tell me autism didn’t exist in Ancient Greece and Rome, someone had to remember every line of the Iliad and it sure wasn’t Pliny the Neurotypical
I could remember all the basic trigonometry functions, but instead, I remember every lyric to sugar ray’s “fly”
November 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
“Pliny the Neurotypical”
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Neurotypical women who date neurodivergent men expose them to neurotypical culture and revolution.
November 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Neurotypical women who date neurodivergent men expose them to neurotypical culture and revolution.
I fear Vassago might be too neurotypical for Stolas’ autistic traumatized ass lol
17 year old Vassago: “wow Stolas is so hot and dorky… I wanna live on the Sun with that nerd”
37 year old Vassago: “wow Stolas is so hot and suicidal… I want to check him in for a 72-hour hold”
37 year old Vassago: “wow Stolas is so hot and suicidal… I want to check him in for a 72-hour hold”
November 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I fear Vassago might be too neurotypical for Stolas’ autistic traumatized ass lol
Me trying to look neurotypical
November 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Me trying to look neurotypical
Not a single damn one of those ponies is neurotypical
November 1, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Not a single damn one of those ponies is neurotypical
This is a very Neurotypical idea!
Anyway, once again I pitch my idea for a national customer service job corps. Everyone needs to do one of the jobs that comprises most of our consumer based economy before they’re allowed to have any other job. Sliding scale of privilege. The wealthier you are the longer your tour of duty.
November 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
This is a very Neurotypical idea!
thought i was neurotypical until last year btw
November 3, 2026 at 2:10 AM
thought i was neurotypical until last year btw
making a token autistic train character is conceding that there are neurotypical trains which doesn't make sense to me
November 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
making a token autistic train character is conceding that there are neurotypical trains which doesn't make sense to me
Yes that’s why we all know about Pliny the Elder and Pliny the Younger, but Pliny the Neurotypical has been lost to history.
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OK but for real Pliny the Elder was a loner who tried to compile every single bit of knowledge about the natural world into a 37-volume masterpiece, often dictating it to his servants while he was taking a bath
November 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Yes that’s why we all know about Pliny the Elder and Pliny the Younger, but Pliny the Neurotypical has been lost to history.
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Don’t tell me autism didn’t exist in Ancient Greece and Rome, someone had to remember every line of the Iliad and it sure wasn’t Pliny the Neurotypical
I could remember all the basic trigonometry functions, but instead, I remember every lyric to sugar ray’s “fly”
October 29, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Don’t tell me autism didn’t exist in Ancient Greece and Rome, someone had to remember every line of the Iliad and it sure wasn’t Pliny the Neurotypical
I don't think I've ever seen a full episode of bluey, does that mean I'm neurotypical now?
November 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a full episode of bluey, does that mean I'm neurotypical now?
hot damn how do y'all neurotypical get through life this damn easy???
November 2, 2026 at 3:29 AM
hot damn how do y'all neurotypical get through life this damn easy???
"Pliny the Neurotypical" I'm dying
November 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
"Pliny the Neurotypical" I'm dying
Pliny the Neurotypical is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a MINUTE.
October 30, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Pliny the Neurotypical is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a MINUTE.
"I'm engaging in neurotypical activities such as watching northernlion at 2x speed" - Amy
November 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
"I'm engaging in neurotypical activities such as watching northernlion at 2x speed" - Amy
Oh to be neurotypical and allo 💔
November 2, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Oh to be neurotypical and allo 💔
it is genuinely astounding that eugenics is such a powerful force in society that, in the tradeoff between "a neurotypical kid is prescribed something that makes them feel jittery and weird for a week" and "a sizeable segment of the population is unable to function at all", the neurotypical kid wins
adderall should be fucking OTC. this entire system is designed to kill people like me and we are expected to smile at our doctors and beg just to be able to function within a world that thinks we deserve to fucking die in the fucking street because we have the fucking Can't Make Phonecalls Disorder
what is the point of having my pcp connected to a huge fuckass hospital system if I can't get a five minute appointment with *anyone* who can glance at my medical records and write one fucking prescription without waiting two fucking months
October 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
it is genuinely astounding that eugenics is such a powerful force in society that, in the tradeoff between "a neurotypical kid is prescribed something that makes them feel jittery and weird for a week" and "a sizeable segment of the population is unable to function at all", the neurotypical kid wins
I am neurotypical
November 3, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I am neurotypical
i really wish i was neurotypical enough to respond to emails with ease.
November 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
i really wish i was neurotypical enough to respond to emails with ease.
do neurotypical people just not do things that cause RSI or what
November 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
do neurotypical people just not do things that cause RSI or what
But anyway. I discovered that I don’t hate Christmas, just that I hate neurotypical Christmases with big family gatherings and present-giving.
November 3, 2026 at 9:36 AM
But anyway. I discovered that I don’t hate Christmas, just that I hate neurotypical Christmases with big family gatherings and present-giving.
Excuse me while I add "Pliny the Neurotypical" to my lexicon.
Don’t tell me autism didn’t exist in Ancient Greece and Rome, someone had to remember every line of the Iliad and it sure wasn’t Pliny the Neurotypical
I could remember all the basic trigonometry functions, but instead, I remember every lyric to sugar ray’s “fly”
November 1, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Excuse me while I add "Pliny the Neurotypical" to my lexicon.
my pops offered to get my mom nine (9) grapes. she said no, it has to be 8 or 10. they are both convinced theyre neurotypical.
October 31, 2026 at 4:48 AM
my pops offered to get my mom nine (9) grapes. she said no, it has to be 8 or 10. they are both convinced theyre neurotypical.
"I mean yes sure he does rape people, but he's neurotypical and gets that it's not a normal thing to do"
November 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
"I mean yes sure he does rape people, but he's neurotypical and gets that it's not a normal thing to do"