can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
November 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
"We're shipping so much more code with AI!"
"Good, stable code?"
"Oh heavens no. No no no. not at all. We couldn't possibly"
"Good, stable code?"
"Oh heavens no. No no no. not at all. We couldn't possibly"
June 12, 2026 at 10:44 AM
"We're shipping so much more code with AI!"
"Good, stable code?"
"Oh heavens no. No no no. not at all. We couldn't possibly"
"Good, stable code?"
"Oh heavens no. No no no. not at all. We couldn't possibly"
No secret code. Just plain bone chilling English
January 30, 2026 at 10:14 PM
No secret code. Just plain bone chilling English
“i’m looking for a book”
“the davinci code?”
“no, it’s about jesus”
“the davinci code”
“no! a mystery.”
“the davinci code”
“no—there’s murder & like jesus has kids?”
“the davinci code?”
“no, red cover”
“the davinci code”
“the author is…dan something”
the record was near 2 full minutes.
“the davinci code?”
“no, it’s about jesus”
“the davinci code”
“no! a mystery.”
“the davinci code”
“no—there’s murder & like jesus has kids?”
“the davinci code?”
“no, red cover”
“the davinci code”
“the author is…dan something”
the record was near 2 full minutes.
June 21, 2026 at 6:17 AM
“i’m looking for a book”
“the davinci code?”
“no, it’s about jesus”
“the davinci code”
“no! a mystery.”
“the davinci code”
“no—there’s murder & like jesus has kids?”
“the davinci code?”
“no, red cover”
“the davinci code”
“the author is…dan something”
the record was near 2 full minutes.
“the davinci code?”
“no, it’s about jesus”
“the davinci code”
“no! a mystery.”
“the davinci code”
“no—there’s murder & like jesus has kids?”
“the davinci code?”
“no, red cover”
“the davinci code”
“the author is…dan something”
the record was near 2 full minutes.
“No code can stand before me!”
November 30, 2024 at 12:07 AM
“No code can stand before me!”
I’m sorry but “everyone is going to use AI to code their own apps” sounds like “everyone is going to learn HTML and code their own websites.“ like … have you met people? no they’re not
May 15, 2026 at 8:21 AM
I’m sorry but “everyone is going to use AI to code their own apps” sounds like “everyone is going to learn HTML and code their own websites.“ like … have you met people? no they’re not
No it's not. I've looked at the code and previous code.
It was absolutely deliberate.
It was absolutely deliberate.
August 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
No it's not. I've looked at the code and previous code.
It was absolutely deliberate.
It was absolutely deliberate.
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February 6, 2024 at 2:09 PM
"AI cannot take responsibility, and we can't trust heavy users of AI to understand their code enough to fix it."
@godotengine.org gets it. 👍
@godotengine.org gets it. 👍
Open source game engine Godot will no longer accept AI-authored code contributions: 'We can't trust heavy users of AI to understand their code enough to fix it'
At risk of drowning in AI slop code, Godot is firming up its contribution requirements.
www.pcgamer.com
July 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
"AI cannot take responsibility, and we can't trust heavy users of AI to understand their code enough to fix it."
@godotengine.org gets it. 👍
@godotengine.org gets it. 👍
>let claude code fuck with production
>no backups
incredible.
>no backups
incredible.
Back in my day you needed a senior engineer for this sort of thing
March 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
>let claude code fuck with production
>no backups
incredible.
>no backups
incredible.
This is either brilliant or scary:
Anthropic accidentally leaked the TS source code of Claude Code (which is closed source). Repos sharing the source are taken down with DMCA.
BUT this repo rewrote the code using Python, and so it violates no copyright & cannot be taken down!
Anthropic accidentally leaked the TS source code of Claude Code (which is closed source). Repos sharing the source are taken down with DMCA.
BUT this repo rewrote the code using Python, and so it violates no copyright & cannot be taken down!
March 31, 2026 at 2:24 PM
This is either brilliant or scary:
Anthropic accidentally leaked the TS source code of Claude Code (which is closed source). Repos sharing the source are taken down with DMCA.
BUT this repo rewrote the code using Python, and so it violates no copyright & cannot be taken down!
Anthropic accidentally leaked the TS source code of Claude Code (which is closed source). Repos sharing the source are taken down with DMCA.
BUT this repo rewrote the code using Python, and so it violates no copyright & cannot be taken down!
no Code Geass list invalid
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
September 25, 2026 at 3:09 PM
no Code Geass list invalid
No one is above the Law, not even our Supreme Court Justices!
We need an enforceable Code of Ethics Now
We need an enforceable Code of Ethics Now
We need an enforceable Code of Ethics Now
We need an enforceable Code of Ethics Now
We need an enforceable Code of Ethics Now
We need an enforceable Code of Ethics Now
August 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
No one is above the Law, not even our Supreme Court Justices!
We need an enforceable Code of Ethics Now
We need an enforceable Code of Ethics Now
We need an enforceable Code of Ethics Now
We need an enforceable Code of Ethics Now
We need an enforceable Code of Ethics Now
We need an enforceable Code of Ethics Now
If I wrote computer code that returned "2+2=5" no sane person would call that a "hallucination." You're helping them gloss their shitty code with qualities of mind. Fools.
May 24, 2024 at 6:00 PM
If I wrote computer code that returned "2+2=5" no sane person would call that a "hallucination." You're helping them gloss their shitty code with qualities of mind. Fools.
Trump brushed off the concerns and said that no building codes apply to White House construction.
"I am the code," Trump said.
"I am the code," Trump said.
In the weeks leading up to his resignation last year, the first architect on the White House ballroom clashed with Trump over design features that the architect believed violated building safety codes, according to two people with knowledge of the discussions and corroborating docs reviewed by WaPo.
‘I am the code’: Trump clashed with ballroom architect over safety issues
James McCrery II resigned in October after warning that the president was insisting on designs that violated fire and safety codes.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 23, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Trump brushed off the concerns and said that no building codes apply to White House construction.
"I am the code," Trump said.
"I am the code," Trump said.
/2 The hidden premise of the question seems to be there is some hidden cheat code that lawyers know that will solve this. But there’s no cheat code for fascism. You submit to the masked armed thugs or you get brutalized and/or prosecuted. There’s no win scenario…
June 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
/2 The hidden premise of the question seems to be there is some hidden cheat code that lawyers know that will solve this. But there’s no cheat code for fascism. You submit to the masked armed thugs or you get brutalized and/or prosecuted. There’s no win scenario…
gonna upset someone here probably with this one
yes, ai code tools are actually getting pretty good, useful, and can write some decent code
no, ai code tools are literally no where near replacing a real person. at all. just stop.
yes, ai code tools are actually getting pretty good, useful, and can write some decent code
no, ai code tools are literally no where near replacing a real person. at all. just stop.
March 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
gonna upset someone here probably with this one
yes, ai code tools are actually getting pretty good, useful, and can write some decent code
no, ai code tools are literally no where near replacing a real person. at all. just stop.
yes, ai code tools are actually getting pretty good, useful, and can write some decent code
no, ai code tools are literally no where near replacing a real person. at all. just stop.
bc sliwa has a code! cuomo and adams have no code
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
bc sliwa has a code! cuomo and adams have no code
No way a QR code could replace this.
Opening Day 1941 ticket, Ebbets Field, Brooklyn Dodgers
Opening Day 1941 ticket, Ebbets Field, Brooklyn Dodgers
March 25, 2026 at 3:49 PM
No way a QR code could replace this.
Opening Day 1941 ticket, Ebbets Field, Brooklyn Dodgers
Opening Day 1941 ticket, Ebbets Field, Brooklyn Dodgers
No code really is faster than no code
September 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
No code really is faster than no code
If that programmer had outsourced the code to the answer-shaped object machine, they now have no mental model to refresh.
The code was *literally* written by someone else. All their code is code someone else wrote. There is no pre-existing mental model to refresh *when* it has to be maintained.
The code was *literally* written by someone else. All their code is code someone else wrote. There is no pre-existing mental model to refresh *when* it has to be maintained.
June 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If that programmer had outsourced the code to the answer-shaped object machine, they now have no mental model to refresh.
The code was *literally* written by someone else. All their code is code someone else wrote. There is no pre-existing mental model to refresh *when* it has to be maintained.
The code was *literally* written by someone else. All their code is code someone else wrote. There is no pre-existing mental model to refresh *when* it has to be maintained.
tabela nutricional da maionese n.ovo é no qr code
abre o qr code e ele foi desabilitado, parabéns, ideia de merda hein
abre o qr code e ele foi desabilitado, parabéns, ideia de merda hein
September 24, 2024 at 12:09 PM
tabela nutricional da maionese n.ovo é no qr code
abre o qr code e ele foi desabilitado, parabéns, ideia de merda hein
abre o qr code e ele foi desabilitado, parabéns, ideia de merda hein
No one flagrantly disrespects US Flag Code like the Republicans do
These same chuds will physically assault you for "disrespecting the flag" but if their feelings are hurt apparently they can do whatever they want
June 4, 2024 at 5:20 PM
No one flagrantly disrespects US Flag Code like the Republicans do
So you're telling me Claude functions by screaming at itself "WRITE GOOD CODE NO BUGS SECURE VERY STABLE", mashes compile button, reads back the error and yells ONLY GOOD CODE NO BUGS at itself again while crying and copying random things from Stack Overflow until it compiles?
it just like me fr fr
it just like me fr fr
April 3, 2026 at 5:50 AM
So you're telling me Claude functions by screaming at itself "WRITE GOOD CODE NO BUGS SECURE VERY STABLE", mashes compile button, reads back the error and yells ONLY GOOD CODE NO BUGS at itself again while crying and copying random things from Stack Overflow until it compiles?
it just like me fr fr
it just like me fr fr