Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.
December 20, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.
I deserve the Nobel Pulitzer.
February 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I deserve the Nobel Pulitzer.
Nobel Peace Prize, my ass.
March 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Nobel Peace Prize, my ass.
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...
February 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...
I smell a Nobel Peace Prize!
Trump to the UN: "Do I annihilate the Islamic Republic, and do it quickly? Do I drive them into hell?"
September 22, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I smell a Nobel Peace Prize!
Nobel Peace Prize, my ass
March 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Nobel Peace Prize, my ass
President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.
March 26, 2026 at 9:56 PM
President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
Telling everybody we just got the Nobel Prize
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August 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Telling everybody we just got the Nobel Prize
What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize?
I think we have a winner.
I think we have a winner.
February 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize?
I think we have a winner.
I think we have a winner.
Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums https://theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicine-awarded-to-tums/
September 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums https://theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicine-awarded-to-tums/
The campaign for a Nobel Peace Prize for Volodymyr Zelenskyy starts here.
March 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The campaign for a Nobel Peace Prize for Volodymyr Zelenskyy starts here.
On the basis of "Reading Rainbow" alone LeVar Burton deserves a Nobel
November 25, 2024 at 3:27 PM
On the basis of "Reading Rainbow" alone LeVar Burton deserves a Nobel
President Zelenskyy has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize !!
March 26, 2026 at 11:34 PM
President Zelenskyy has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize !!
NOBEL PRIZE-WINNING ECONOMIST says:
April 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
NOBEL PRIZE-WINNING ECONOMIST says:
I don’t think he’s getting that Nobel Peace Prize
February 28, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I don’t think he’s getting that Nobel Peace Prize
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize
Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize
Nobel Please Prize
January 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Nobel Please Prize
Does Nobel have a prize category for starting a war, surrendering quickly, then paying a fortune in reparations?
June 18, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Does Nobel have a prize category for starting a war, surrendering quickly, then paying a fortune in reparations?
I think today might’ve been a setback for Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize candidacy.
March 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I think today might’ve been a setback for Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize candidacy.
Mexico has a Nobel Prize winning President.
USA has a convicted felon as a President.
USA has a convicted felon as a President.
March 9, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Mexico has a Nobel Prize winning President.
USA has a convicted felon as a President.
USA has a convicted felon as a President.