I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
I nominate this cartoon by Steve Cousineau for a Pulitzer!
March 29, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I nominate this cartoon by Steve Cousineau for a Pulitzer!
I hereby nominate the Portland Frog for the Nobel Peace Prize.
October 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I hereby nominate the Portland Frog for the Nobel Peace Prize.
I hereby declare that Rudy Giuliani be stripped of the title "America's Mayor" for multiple reasons and nominate Zohan Mamdani
June 27, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I hereby declare that Rudy Giuliani be stripped of the title "America's Mayor" for multiple reasons and nominate Zohan Mamdani
Can we nominate someone for retirement?
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Can we nominate someone for retirement?
this, for me, is the defining Lindsey Graham statement
July 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
this, for me, is the defining Lindsey Graham statement
I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.
November 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.
Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!
July 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!
nominate SLAY THE PRINCESS
December 4, 2024 at 1:40 AM
nominate SLAY THE PRINCESS
I genuinely am not kidding about “maybe we should nominate Colbert”
The best part about a Colbert presidency is that he would absolutely revoke all contracts to Anduril, Palantir, etc purely out of disgust at their misappropriation of Tolkien.
July 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I genuinely am not kidding about “maybe we should nominate Colbert”
The world watching Trump pick and nominate his new US government cabinet.
November 14, 2024 at 2:53 AM
The world watching Trump pick and nominate his new US government cabinet.
“Nominate me Daddy!”
November 16, 2024 at 3:09 PM
“Nominate me Daddy!”
Expand the court! (But only when trump can't nominate justices)
September 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Expand the court! (But only when trump can't nominate justices)
Perhaps someone should nominate Trump for the Nobel Piss Prize.
October 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Perhaps someone should nominate Trump for the Nobel Piss Prize.
there should be a thing where you can nominate someone deserving to knock one of the letters off
The Kennedy Center is beginning the process of removing references to Trump — a week after a federal judge ruled that his name had been illegally added to the performing arts center.
June 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
there should be a thing where you can nominate someone deserving to knock one of the letters off
Nominations are now open for the 2025 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction—and anyone can nominate work for this $25,000 prize! We hope you'll nominate books you love that meet this year's criteria:
Ursula K. Le Guin — Nominate a Book for the Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction
www.ursulakleguin.com
March 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Nominations are now open for the 2025 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction—and anyone can nominate work for this $25,000 prize! We hope you'll nominate books you love that meet this year's criteria:
Fuck, dude, we’re so fucked I gotta nominate Fire Emblem instead of Wolverine fuckkkkkk
September 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Fuck, dude, we’re so fucked I gotta nominate Fire Emblem instead of Wolverine fuckkkkkk
We can’t nominate any Democrat who doesn’t put Supreme Court reform at the top of their list.
Disenfranchisement of Black voters is happening at a speed and scale unprecedented in my lifetime.
We are watching the worst assault on multiracial democracy since the Pettus bridge.
www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/u...
May 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
We can’t nominate any Democrat who doesn’t put Supreme Court reform at the top of their list.
I nominate Jeff Bezos for the coward of the year award!
April 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I nominate Jeff Bezos for the coward of the year award!
Trump could nominate a roadkill squirrel for Secretary of State and Hawley would vote for it.
November 21, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Trump could nominate a roadkill squirrel for Secretary of State and Hawley would vote for it.
2028 if the Democrats nominate Gavin Newsom
February 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
2028 if the Democrats nominate Gavin Newsom
Donald Trump pardoned the father of his son in law and proceeded to nominate him for an Ambassadorship.
MAGA can spare their outrage.
MAGA can spare their outrage.
December 2, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Donald Trump pardoned the father of his son in law and proceeded to nominate him for an Ambassadorship.
MAGA can spare their outrage.
MAGA can spare their outrage.
if we nominate this empty suit we will lose
"Gov Gavin Newsom over the weekend vetoed legislation aimed at protecting providers of gender-affirming care from being extradited to face charges for doing so by another state."
He was "worried about constraints on the governor's power to approve extraditions".
www.ebar.com/story/170505...
He was "worried about constraints on the governor's power to approve extraditions".
www.ebar.com/story/170505...
Newsom vetoes bill aimed at protecting providers of transgender care
Governor Gavin Newsom used his veto pen over the weekend to ax legislation aimed at protecting providers of gender-affirming care from being extradited to face charges for doing so by another state.
www.ebar.com
September 22, 2026 at 6:04 AM
if we nominate this empty suit we will lose