The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
[Pete Hegseth nominated as Secretary of Defense]
"It can't get wor--"
[Elon & Vivek nominated to lead "DOGE"]
"It can't get w--"
[Tulsi Gabbard nominated as Director of National Intelligence]
"It absolutely cannot get--"
[Matt Gaetz nominated as attorney general]
"It can't get wor--"
[Elon & Vivek nominated to lead "DOGE"]
"It can't get w--"
[Tulsi Gabbard nominated as Director of National Intelligence]
"It absolutely cannot get--"
[Matt Gaetz nominated as attorney general]
November 14, 2024 at 12:38 AM
[Pete Hegseth nominated as Secretary of Defense]
"It can't get wor--"
[Elon & Vivek nominated to lead "DOGE"]
"It can't get w--"
[Tulsi Gabbard nominated as Director of National Intelligence]
"It absolutely cannot get--"
[Matt Gaetz nominated as attorney general]
"It can't get wor--"
[Elon & Vivek nominated to lead "DOGE"]
"It can't get w--"
[Tulsi Gabbard nominated as Director of National Intelligence]
"It absolutely cannot get--"
[Matt Gaetz nominated as attorney general]
President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.
March 26, 2026 at 9:56 PM
President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.
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CeCe Rogers
2x Grammy Nominated Singer, Producer, Songwriter.
CeCe Rogers
2x Grammy Nominated Singer, Producer, Songwriter.
August 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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CeCe Rogers
2x Grammy Nominated Singer, Producer, Songwriter.
CeCe Rogers
2x Grammy Nominated Singer, Producer, Songwriter.
The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
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The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
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February 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
www.newsweek.com/minneapolis-...
The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.
www.newsweek.com/minneapolis-...
Dems have dumped Swalwell and platner
Republicans have nominated Ken Paxton
Republicans have nominated Ken Paxton
July 7, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Dems have dumped Swalwell and platner
Republicans have nominated Ken Paxton
Republicans have nominated Ken Paxton
President Zelenskyy has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize !!
March 26, 2026 at 11:34 PM
President Zelenskyy has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize !!
Why wasn't MrBeast nominated for a National Book Award, goddammit?
September 22, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Why wasn't MrBeast nominated for a National Book Award, goddammit?
Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.
March 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.
My God. Matt Gaetz nominated as Attorney General.
November 13, 2024 at 8:30 PM
My God. Matt Gaetz nominated as Attorney General.
The GOP nominated Ken Paxton 6 weeks ago
Kevin McCarthy on Platner Allegations: That one thing I know about Republicans is when we had a very bad candidate, we didn't vote for that person. We walked away.
July 7, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The GOP nominated Ken Paxton 6 weeks ago
The Democrats are dumping Graham Platner.
The Republicans nominated Ken Paxton.
The Republicans nominated Ken Paxton.
July 7, 2026 at 10:52 AM
The Democrats are dumping Graham Platner.
The Republicans nominated Ken Paxton.
The Republicans nominated Ken Paxton.
The biggest dumsbshit on Earth just nominated this jackass to run the FBI.
December 1, 2024 at 2:44 AM
The biggest dumsbshit on Earth just nominated this jackass to run the FBI.
Trump nominated a Witch Doctor for Surgeon General.
May 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Trump nominated a Witch Doctor for Surgeon General.
Area Man Thinks Movie He Saw Should Have Been Nominated
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January 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Area Man Thinks Movie He Saw Should Have Been Nominated
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i am watching clips from the hegseth hearings and it is a goddamn insult
to this country that this chucklefuck was even nominated
to this country that this chucklefuck was even nominated
January 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
i am watching clips from the hegseth hearings and it is a goddamn insult
to this country that this chucklefuck was even nominated
to this country that this chucklefuck was even nominated
December 23, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Cult of the Lamb: Woolhaven has been nominated for BEST EXPANSION in the 2026 GOLDEN JOYSTICK AWARDS!
of course, it's an honour to be nominated... but what if we won 🤪
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of course, it's an honour to be nominated... but what if we won 🤪
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September 25, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Cult of the Lamb: Woolhaven has been nominated for BEST EXPANSION in the 2026 GOLDEN JOYSTICK AWARDS!
of course, it's an honour to be nominated... but what if we won 🤪
voting is live NOW right here: www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoysti...
of course, it's an honour to be nominated... but what if we won 🤪
voting is live NOW right here: www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoysti...
Trump has nominated this guy for FBI director
December 1, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Trump has nominated this guy for FBI director
Which is more outrageous: Matt Gaetz nominated for Attorney General or Pete Hegseth nominated for Secretary of Defense?
November 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Which is more outrageous: Matt Gaetz nominated for Attorney General or Pete Hegseth nominated for Secretary of Defense?
We got to go through that whole Nobel Prize shit again when Melania doesn’t get nominated for an Oscar.
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
We got to go through that whole Nobel Prize shit again when Melania doesn’t get nominated for an Oscar.
We weren't nominated for a grammy because of dei
February 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
We weren't nominated for a grammy because of dei
“Boy is he gonna be mad that his wife wasn’t nominated for this.” - Jimmy Kimmel presenting best feature length documentary.
March 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
“Boy is he gonna be mad that his wife wasn’t nominated for this.” - Jimmy Kimmel presenting best feature length documentary.
He doesn't even realize he nominated Powell on November 2, 2017.
July 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
He doesn't even realize he nominated Powell on November 2, 2017.
I absolutely don’t think I’ll win but I was nominated
March 17, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I absolutely don’t think I’ll win but I was nominated