#nonexistence
The place where ships go to rot into nonexistence.
October 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Twitter’s down—bots forced to spend the day contemplating their nonexistence.
May 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Tax the fucking billionaires into nonexistence and feed the hungry children
December 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Nonexistence of statecraft, even.
March 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
These things should be taxed into nonexistence.
The truck used in the New Orleans terrorist attack is a Ford F-150 Lightning, which is perfectly designed for this kind of attack.

It weighs more than 6000 lbs, accelerates to 60 mph in just 4 seconds, and the battering-ram-shaped front is nearly 5 feet tall. Deadly by design.
January 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Nonexistence
Seems legit
December 27, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I really can't wait to see how big the lawsuit against grammarly gets and I hope the plaintiffs sue them into complete and fundamental nonexistence. Like, "the company has to scrap their code rather than sell it as assets, and then also dissolve" nonexistence.
March 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
We're under attack and the only solution now is to tax billionaires into nonexistence
man, i don’t know what the solution for the ongoing media apocalypse is, but we are way worse off for it.
January 19, 2024 at 6:09 PM
It's true, we must tax them into nonexistence and redistribute their wealth for their own sakes
Had a conversation with a friend yesterday who has interacted with a bunch of super wealthy folks, and we were noting how there's something about getting that wealthy that seems to fuck people up. The billionaire mind virus is real.
I interviewed Australian mining billionaire Clive Palmer on his once-more-revived plan to build Titanic II, a functional and historically accurate replica of the original ship. He now says it will be a “vaccine-free environment.”
March 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
bro has never pondered the simple tranquillity of nonexistence
April 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
March 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
okay clocks out of work and then melts into a puddle of nonexistence
September 24, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Target's relationship with Black customers is not "complicated," it's "frayed to the point of near nonexistence."
August 26, 2026 at 7:06 AM
every day I am tortured by the continued nonexistence of an Aubrey-Maturin MMO
June 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Iran is so evil that Donald threatened to blow it into nonexistence. But not as evil as Minnesota—because it didn’t vote for Donald. Everything is ALWAYS about him with this self-indulgent idiot.
Trump: "We heard in Minnesota there was a cyberattack and they blame it on Iran. I don't think so. I blame it on Minnesota because they're grossly incompetent. Iran's got bigger problems than worrying about Minnesota."
July 31, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Is there like, an actual formal term for "anger at the nonexistence of god?"
February 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
No. I don't remember the nonexistence of food banks.

Why? Because as a child in the late 1970s and early 80s, I was regularly gathering food to donate to food banks in Los Angeles.

There was a major unemployment, a drug epidemic, and explosive homelessness. Food banks were a necessity.
Does anyone remember 25 years ago: Food banks didn't exist.
Or 15 years ago, when food banks were a novel concept unknown to most people.
Food banks are now a necessary part of life for millions.

And the Governments over that time have abrogated responsibility for hunger.
Cut welfare? EFF OFF.
July 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Informing me of its nonexistence does not help me
September 26, 2026 at 2:51 AM
“It’s come to shape the way I think about every country, every community: Whose nonexistence is necessary to the self-conception of this place, and how uncontrollable is the rage whenever that nonexistence is violated?”
- One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This, Omar El Akkad
June 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
If this is all unfamiliar to you, let this remind you how normal it is for women to contemplate whether they are being targeted for attack in all sorts of places, from bars to parking lots to hiking trails. As I said in Recollections of My Nonexistence, it gets you even if it doesn't get you.
September 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
i need everyone to kill the "egg prime directive" ciscentrism nonsense immediately in a world where they are going to claim transness does not exist, thus condemning trans kids or anyone who may potentially be trans to nonexistence and death. more than ever one must be open about trans possibilities
August 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
the objective nonexistence of 21st white culture is so hilarious
the Treatlerite Mein Kampf
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
i put on TNG to sleep to once when I was feverish and woke up to Picard phasering a man's head into nonexistence and it was the funniest thing
This episode is basically from an alternate dimension where Paul Verhoeven made Star Trek instead of Gene Roddenberry and to the credit of Star Trek fans everyone is pretty okay with it and thinks it’s cool
OTD, Star Trek: The Next Generation's "Conspiracy," with its unresolved ending that was never followed up on. Robert Schenkkan, who played Remmick, is a Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright and co-wrote the film Hacksaw Ridge.
May 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
"did you fuck the remote into nonexistence?"

- Sabi, 2025
August 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM