#Existence
Wealth tax. Tax these scumbags out of existence.
November 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Study: Marijuana Ranks Among Best Treatment For Persistent Existence https://theonion.com/study-marijuana-ranks-among-best-treatment-for-persist-1847708349/
November 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The existence of Todd Blanche implies the existence of Todd Dorothy, Todd Rose, and Todd Sophia
November 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Can’t believe we hated the cybertruck out of existence. Great job, everyone!
November 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Lukewarm implies the existence of Leiacold
November 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The existence of Fire Country and Sheriff Country strongly implies the existence of Doctor Country, Lawyer Country, and (of course) Community College Board of Trustees Country. But it should _also_ imply the existence of Vampire Country, a spinoff I am prepared to write and showrun.
November 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
right, the GOP made it very clear to me from the moment I became aware of its existence that they hated people like me.
Growing up in a city as the child of an atheist college professor, I knew my whole entire life that I was not considered a "real American" by the Republican Party. I had the obligatory flirt with libertarianism as a teen but I never once considered the GOP as a party that considered me a person.
November 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Jazzercise implies the existence of skaxercise
November 6, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Tyler Bass implies the existence of Tyler Treble
November 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
mobygames implies the existence of videodick.
November 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
"Existence and Reality link to each other, so you get stuck"
November 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
General anesthesia implies the existence of specific anesthesia
November 8, 2026 at 4:24 AM
This is perhaps the strongest evidence for the existence of God
November 9, 2026 at 7:43 AM
i think i was in a state of non existence all day
November 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
QP Other Side of Existence! 🚪

#AIART
November 7, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The existence of billionaires is a policy failure.
Let me be clear. Almost everybody wants to be rich. But ultra rich is a different thing. I think it takes a specific brain chemistry to reach 50 million dollars or something and still not be content. That person wants enough money that they never have to deny themselves anything they want.
November 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
what an existence..

twitch.tv/ivy_
November 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
existence of area studies implies existence of volume studies
November 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Using queer sexuality and trans existence to dunk on fascists is not and never will be funny, libs.

Fix your hearts or die.
November 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
my completely nocturnal existence has strained my relationships with friends and family
November 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
It’s what is so compelling about the Game of Thrones books. A world that has moved on from magic must confront its existence to some degree.
November 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Taxing them out of existence is the polite approach.
Back in March, billionaire oil CEO John Catsimatidis said Americans should just “suffer for one month” with high gas prices for the sake of the war.

Last week, he told the NYT he plans to buy a new plane with his excess wartime profits.
It’s time to tax Big Oil’s disgusting war profits
Democrats are arguing over whether to pursue retribution or economic relief once they take office. Why not both?
heated.world
November 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
existence of peer review implies existence of commoner review
November 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
grok implies the existence of grussy
November 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM