If you're only interested in the IDEA of the person and not the TRUTHFUL REALITY of who they are, shut. Your. Yap.

#micdrop #nottodaysatan #dating101 #noroomforbasic

Maybe some of you should look up from #Tinder and see that you are all on the same hiking trail, Giants game, 9ner game, wine tasting event, concert. Or go to a speed dating for basics event. #LeftSwipe #noroomforbasic #TinderBeforeCoffee

Women who actually think "looking for a long term relationship" is a rarity on #Tinder are HILARIOUS!!! What next, thinking they are the only woman who hikes? #leftswipe #noroomforbasic #TinderBeforeCoffee

Face the facts, Bushido > Chivalry. Chivalry is basic as fuck. #noroomforbasic #LeftSwipe #TinderBeforeCoffee #missmewiththatbullshit

Already saw your problematic ass in the comment news comment section Becky.... #LeftSwipe #noroomforbasic #TinderBeforeCoffee