#nottodaysatan
two of my exes trying to reconnect this past month #nottodaysatan
Coppershead Stan Twitter
ALT: Coppershead Stan Twitter
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October 26, 2026 at 2:42 PM
The Exorcist.

#NotTodaySatan #Halloween
😈 ✝️
October 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
A buddy of mine is sick so they are giving him experimental drugs. Testing stuff out on his body as a sort of Hail Mary pass.
I’m certain everything will go well. He has decades of experience experimenting with drugs. #cancerjokes #mightaswell #nottodaysatan
October 27, 2026 at 10:34 PM
October 22, 2026 at 12:08 PM
JOHN LICHTLER
1924 Melvin Ave
Orlando FL 32806

Mocks 🍇 victims and stalking victims on Facebook and I think people should know we Jane does aren’t going to take
💩 from predators in this life any the f*ck more. #IAmJaneDoe #TakeBackTheNight #NotTodaySatan a DHS Infragard informant to boot. 🤮
October 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Despite not posting my actions, I have not been silent, friends. Just struggling to balance the rest of life and politics. It's brutal right now and I'm fighting the need to check out. Midterms are in three weeks and it's a critical time.

#FuckTrump #NotTodaySatan
October 10, 2026 at 1:48 PM
first game of the rot so ass that i decided to just hop off to protect my peace #nottodaysatan
October 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I love the Fortean Times so much
October 1, 2026 at 10:43 AM
GP: “NOT TODAY, SATAN!” — Pastor Lorenzo Sewell IGNITES First-Ever RNC Midterm Convention with Fiery Sermon Defending America, Children, and Families: “That’s the Name of JESUS!” (VIDEO) #NotTodaySatan
“NOT TODAY, SATAN!” — Pastor Lorenzo Sewell IGNITES First-Ever RNC Midterm Convention with Fiery Sermon Defending America, Children, and Families: “That’s the Name of JESUS!” (VIDEO)
Detroit pastor Lorenzo Sewell just brought the house down at the Republican National Committee’s first-ever midterm convention in Dallas. The post “NOT TODAY, SATAN!” — Pastor Lorenzo Sewell IGNITES First-Ever RNC Midterm Convention with Fiery Sermon Defending America, Children, and Families: “That’s the Name of JESUS!” (VIDEO) appeared first on The Gateway Pundit.
dlvr.it
September 10, 2026 at 12:39 PM
they’re trying to create a cheap copy of lyric’s premium black widow gameplay like we don’t know a fake when we see it #nottodaysatan
September 3, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Lake Ontario gets its name from an Indigenous Iroquoian (specifically Wendat or Huron) word, Ontarí'io, which means "lake of shining waters" or "the lake is beautiful, the lake is big"

#LakeOntario #LakeOfShiningWaters #LakeOntarioNotLakeAmerica #NotTodaySatan
#OffWithHisHead #ThePenthouseNightClub
August 31, 2026 at 2:51 PM
@mapquest.com says #NotTodaySatan
#ElbowsUp #Canada
#LakeOntario #mapquest

p.s. Now would be a good time to believe your vote does matter and get off your ass and #Vote

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Lake Obviously You Didn't Do Your Own Research - MapQuest
Check out my custom map where I renamed Lake Ontario to Lake Obviously You Didn't Do Your Own Research!
gulfof.mapquest.com
August 28, 2026 at 10:27 AM
The best news! Curry has a rescue he’s safe 🥰

#NotTodaySatan
🆘🆘🆘HAIL MARY 4🐶CURRY

They gave him deadline 4 this a.m.; sometimes they let them slip. C post below

Owner left him in street w/scars&healed broken leg. “We can’t imagine the trauma&fear. We meet him abt 10 days after..find an incredibly sweet&social guy…leans in 4 petting, loose&wiggly”

🙏Repost
August 25, 2026 at 8:31 PM
𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝟕𝟓𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐑𝐨𝐛 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝

#robhalford #metalgod #judaspriest #nottodaysatan
August 25, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Thank You! #MarkCarney might have acquiesced, but the rest of the country doesn't have to. The only way we get out of this fucking hellscape is if the rest of the world stops bending the knee to #OrangeSatan #NotTodaySatan
Not Today Satan: Here's What We Not Gone Do
ALT: Not Today Satan: Here's What We Not Gone Do
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August 22, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Russell Crowe bringing his star power to a genre film reenforces what horror fans have been saying all along -- put the movie in the theater and we will come! #ScariestThings #NotTodaySatan #Vespa
Liz’s Review: The Pope’s Exorcist | The Scariest Things
★★★ out of ★★★★★ 🩸 out of  🩸 🩸 🩸 🩸 🩸 Russell Crowe is riding his Vespa all the way to the box office with The Pope’s Exorcist
scariesthings.com
June 29, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Well of course. Why should I be surprised. #Amazon #Bezos #satan is selling this crap. #boycottamazon #boycottbillionaires #nottodaysatan #alligatoralcatraz #sadist
July 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Woke up & chose to take on the hearing aid manufacturers this morning. Calling them out by name for double locking hearing aids (proprietary software & password protected by the provider who retired). This is unacceptable. #NotTodaySatan #HearingAids #HearingAid PSA: Don’t buy locked hearing aids.
October 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
January 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A cold is trying to catch me y’all. #NotTodaySatan
a stuffed animal is laying on a couch with a pink blanket and a pillow .
ALT: a stuffed animal is laying on a couch with a pink blanket and a pillow .
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December 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If you're only interested in the IDEA of the person and not the TRUTHFUL REALITY of who they are, shut. Your. Yap.

#micdrop #nottodaysatan #dating101 #noroomforbasic
November 18, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Oh look, you have your kids in your tinder profile. Oh they're the first 4 pics. Oh already met them, and they're problematic assholes. #leftswipe #tinder #TinderBeforeCoffee #nottodaysatan
November 18, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Why would I chat with you on a paid adult dating site when you hit me up first on #kik ? Seriously, anyone dumb enough to fall for that shit should #reexaminetheirWHOLElife #nottodaysatan
November 18, 2024 at 6:17 AM
#Facebook suggested I add a woman who not only left swiped me on #Tinder but i actually witnessed her open a burrito and eat it with a knife and fork. #notmyteam #nottodaysatan
November 18, 2024 at 5:53 AM