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502eire.bsky.social
greetings from nowheresville tennessee
October 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
quantian.bsky.social
US universities genuinely are like “welcome to Tennessee Agricultural College in Bumfuck Nowheresville. We invented the modern potato and our facilities include a particle accelerator, nuclear reactor, and TOP500 supercomputer. Tuition is $12,000 for instate students and we have 40,000 of them”
May 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
jesseduquette.bsky.social
Isn’t it about time for another Titanic submarine expedition to nowheresville?
December 8, 2024 at 8:28 PM
exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social
Protests today in nowheresville WV due to cutting the budget of local government (which employed many) by 50%
March 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
violetaflow.bsky.social
Woot woot. Get on aboard the no soul train to nowheresville.
December 29, 2024 at 2:13 AM
shuchancellor.bsky.social
NEW ANDREAS SCHOU LORE DROP, HE'S A MALDING SETTLER FROM NOWHERESVILLE, USA
crabitha.slutmo.de Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · Oct 16
Lmao I was just talking to my sister *yesterday* about how Idaho is low key one of the most fucked states in the union, a place of madness and the worst intersection politics, religion, and isolation, spawning a bunch of twisted garbage people.
rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social • 1h Crushed (Falling Taco Bell sign) this guy is basically me and then I took a Big City job Max Read @maxread.info • 1h Jousting Accident (Ren Faire) "pissed-off rural left-libertarian man" is one of the types of guy most underrepresented in politics compared to its commonality in the real world 3 › 70 •• • rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social • 55m Crushed (Falling Taco Bell sign) I lived my entire life until my early 30s in Idaho, all but the last two years outside of a real metropolitan area, and moved to the Bay at 33 2 ) 19 • ••
October 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
begoodjohnny84.bsky.social
#BlueZicos
#MusicChallenge

Merci @ludovicmars.bsky.social!

4/13: Choose your letter.

The letter Q is for...

Quasi - "Nowheresville" (2023).

youtu.be/ODVN6LoNL5g
April 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
livermoron.bsky.social
Shame shame shame shame. Complicit. Your legacy fetterman because hopefully this is the only term you will serve and you can fuck right back to nowheresville
March 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
foxx278.bsky.social
Better move to the Nowheresville Midwest, girl.
October 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
synthpet-544-ad.bsky.social
Yeah, I live in like nowheresville.
HELP I'M SURROUNDED BY NORMIES! ITS SO BORING HERE ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
October 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
scifri.bsky.social
In today’s episode, new research into dark energy suggests that the so-called cosmological constant may not, in fact, be constant.

Listen here 🎧: pod.link/73329284/epi...
“  This is the ultimate cosmic humility, that as these tiny little creatures on a tiny pale blue dot somewhere in Nowheresville in the universe, you're trying to understand everything.” —Dr. Adam Riess
March 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
shoe.bsky.social
Every federal infrastructure project from 2029 onward: "What is the price per capita for beneficiaries for this investment?"
Highway in nowheresville? Nope.
Last Mile of broadband? Nope
July 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
maechael1916.bsky.social
I've seen NYC, Boston, Philly are all on board.

But I wanna know that bumfuck nowheresville is participating.

I want to see this from sea to shining fucking sea.
January 23, 2026 at 12:47 AM
ryedog.bsky.social
The state of rural grindr

(From a friend in nowheresville, OH)
March 7, 2026 at 8:21 AM
jacobdawang.com
Thanks for the housing crisis, Ontario.
Ocean of single family homes in some suburb of nowheresville, GTA.
August 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
jkfecke.bsky.social
Sparta is today a tiny, nowheresville village in Greece. Athens is Greece's capital.
February 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
slackemperor.bsky.social
Bridges to Nowheresville #photography
December 30, 2024 at 8:41 PM
ncweaver.skerry-tech.com
Its fucking nowheresville, Texas. If any place would work for a Solar/BEV powered datacenter, its in fucking nowheresville, Texas.
stevemullis.net Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · Aug 14
A massive new gas plant in Texas will be built with much less efficient technology than regular gas plants. It’s far from the only data center power project to rely on dirty turbines.
The Real Reason Data Center Gas Power Plants Are So Dirty
A massive new gas plant in Texas will be built with much less efficient technology than regular gas plants. It’s far from the only data center power project to rely on dirty turbines.
www.wired.com
August 14, 2026 at 1:31 PM
merylfed.bsky.social
Of course they'd say Jews are just being hysterical, the way that Christians in rural nowheresville have armed guards at their churches to stop the gub'mint from takin' their good godfearin pastor away for not loving the gays enough or whatever. The fact that Jews have real reasons couldn't be it!
October 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
simonee.bsky.social
like are you scared of NYC?? GOOD! DON'T COME HERE! STAY IN FUCK NOWHERESVILLE NEW HAMPSHIRE THEN!
March 22, 2024 at 4:58 PM
yournewdadxxx.bsky.social
That’s fair. Gretchen the Ad Exec can def afford a cute little cottage in Nowheresville, Iowa.
November 29, 2023 at 7:06 PM
grumpyyetamusin.bsky.social
NZ, determined to politic itself into becoming Bumblefuck Nowheresville, a dystopian land of tumbleweeds and rednecks, where the Air NZ safety videos feature duelling banjos.
April 11, 2024 at 12:45 AM
locust9.bsky.social
this dude needs to catch a train to nowheresville asap
sharonk.bsky.social Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · Oct 12
thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about
He describes the plot of Watchmen, a 1986 graphic novel involving superheroes grappling with moral questions about humanity against the backdrop of impending nuclear war: The antihero Ozymandias, the antichrist-type figure, is sort of an early-modern person. He believes this will be a timeless and eternal solution – eternal world peace. Moore is sort of a late-modern. In early modernity, you have ideal solutions, ‘perfect’ solutions to calculus. In late modernity, things are sort of probabilistic. And at some point, he asks Dr Manhattan whether the world government is going to last. And he says that ‘nothing lasts forever.’ So you embrace the antichrist and it still doesn’t work. Thiel later finds biblical meaning in the manga One Piece, discussing how he believes it represents a future where an antichrist-like one-world government has repressed science. He believes that the hero, Monkey D Luffy, represents a Christlike figure. In One Piece, you are set in a fantasy world, again sort of an alternate earth, but it’s 800 years into the reign of this one-world state. Which, as the story unfolds, gradually gets darker and darker. You sort of realize, in my interpretation, who runs the world and it’s something like the antichrist. There’s Luffy, a pirate who wears a red straw hat, sort of like Christ’s crown of thorns. And then towards the end of the story, transforms into a figure who resembles Christ in Revelation. Thiel, along with a researcher and writer at Thiel Capital, explored these ideas at greater length in an essay for the religious journal First Things earlier this month.
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
bluelady.bsky.social
I remember using wiki but crediting the sources footnoted as if I somehow found them at the library in middle of nowheresville.

It served me well.
January 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
wanderlib.bsky.social
Fort Worth *is* the Nowheresville Office Park.
February 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM