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December 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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The Nozzle.
The Nozzle.
May 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Please watch this clip of...
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The Nozzle.
It's got everything. Obnoxious douche nozzle. Said obnoxious douche nozzle misspelling bluesky. A smug opinion. Finally, self-censorship of the name of a competitor to avoid being buried by the twitter algorithm.
November 23, 2024 at 12:02 AM
It's got everything. Obnoxious douche nozzle. Said obnoxious douche nozzle misspelling bluesky. A smug opinion. Finally, self-censorship of the name of a competitor to avoid being buried by the twitter algorithm.
My toddler when he learned how the hose nozzle worked
July 25, 2026 at 12:27 PM
My toddler when he learned how the hose nozzle worked
yuuuuupp im fingerblasting her nozzle
April 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
yuuuuupp im fingerblasting her nozzle
product designers cleverly placing the air nozzle for maximum uh. u know. functionality. haha.
🎨: @bootfromtv.bsky.social THANK YOU!!!!
🎨: @bootfromtv.bsky.social THANK YOU!!!!
August 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
product designers cleverly placing the air nozzle for maximum uh. u know. functionality. haha.
🎨: @bootfromtv.bsky.social THANK YOU!!!!
🎨: @bootfromtv.bsky.social THANK YOU!!!!
May 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Mousegirl Nozzle!
May 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Mousegirl Nozzle!
Pen sketch of a dick into a pooltoy nozzle whilst on my holidays, Pooltoy TF is so good 💕
Flicking and stretching your nozzle till it pops open and sprays air everywhere~
Flicking and stretching your nozzle till it pops open and sprays air everywhere~
May 11, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Pen sketch of a dick into a pooltoy nozzle whilst on my holidays, Pooltoy TF is so good 💕
Flicking and stretching your nozzle till it pops open and sprays air everywhere~
Flicking and stretching your nozzle till it pops open and sprays air everywhere~
You do NOT get a choice when the pneumatic tube turns on. The nozzle hungers. The nozzle gets what it wants.
June 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You do NOT get a choice when the pneumatic tube turns on. The nozzle hungers. The nozzle gets what it wants.
Pooltoy Nozzle Prototype
So this silly project I started a while ago but got hung up on attachment methods until recently. It’s got a Velcro backing & a second Velcro ring that can be attached to a fursuit semi permanently (hand stitching) or permanently (adhesive). It’s made of food safe silicone.
So this silly project I started a while ago but got hung up on attachment methods until recently. It’s got a Velcro backing & a second Velcro ring that can be attached to a fursuit semi permanently (hand stitching) or permanently (adhesive). It’s made of food safe silicone.
June 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Pooltoy Nozzle Prototype
So this silly project I started a while ago but got hung up on attachment methods until recently. It’s got a Velcro backing & a second Velcro ring that can be attached to a fursuit semi permanently (hand stitching) or permanently (adhesive). It’s made of food safe silicone.
So this silly project I started a while ago but got hung up on attachment methods until recently. It’s got a Velcro backing & a second Velcro ring that can be attached to a fursuit semi permanently (hand stitching) or permanently (adhesive). It’s made of food safe silicone.
he backed directly into the nozzle of an air tank. oops! comm i did for @leonthezorua.bsky.social
February 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
he backed directly into the nozzle of an air tank. oops! comm i did for @leonthezorua.bsky.social
Urban wildlife of south east London
September 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Urban wildlife of south east London
Come suck it from the nozzle
January 23, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Come suck it from the nozzle
[gas station attendant pulls the premium pump out and lets me sniff the nozzle] *I nod*
February 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
[gas station attendant pulls the premium pump out and lets me sniff the nozzle] *I nod*
The Douche doesn't fall far from the nozzle.
June 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The Douche doesn't fall far from the nozzle.
Depressing to imagine one’s highest aspiration to be a nozzle on the slop spigot
September 27, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Depressing to imagine one’s highest aspiration to be a nozzle on the slop spigot
if i was a pooltoy, my big belly would have a finely decorated nozzle
August 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
if i was a pooltoy, my big belly would have a finely decorated nozzle
we are about to engage the nozzle
March 17, 2024 at 12:15 AM
we are about to engage the nozzle
Imagining a multi-nozzle hose-end sprayer so durable, it is passed down through generations
July 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Imagining a multi-nozzle hose-end sprayer so durable, it is passed down through generations
Do not drink from...the nozzle.
The nozzle is now calibrating.
Please do not hit a home run while the nozzle is engaging.
Drinking will disrupt calibration of...the nozzle.
The nozzle is now calibrating.
Please do not hit a home run while the nozzle is engaging.
Drinking will disrupt calibration of...the nozzle.
The Orioles have some sort of hamster drinking tube set up that James informed me that “only guys who hit home runs” get to drink out of when they get back to the dugout
April 16, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Do not drink from...the nozzle.
The nozzle is now calibrating.
Please do not hit a home run while the nozzle is engaging.
Drinking will disrupt calibration of...the nozzle.
The nozzle is now calibrating.
Please do not hit a home run while the nozzle is engaging.
Drinking will disrupt calibration of...the nozzle.
I wish Musk got stuck under the nozzle of SpaceX Starship listening to the countdown.
December 20, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I wish Musk got stuck under the nozzle of SpaceX Starship listening to the countdown.
Please do not look away from………..The Nozzle
June 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Please do not look away from………..The Nozzle