#numerical
So all the 14s & 88s everywhere are just mysteries and coincidences but 86 is numerical warfare do I have that right
May 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Kemi Badenoch's spokesman condemns Keir Starmer for not introducing "a strict numerical cap" on immigration, only to then repeatedly refuse to say what she believes that strict numerical cap should actually be
December 11, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Trump, who is numerically illiterate -- listen to this clip to see what I mean -- benefits immensely from the numerical illiteracy of the American public
September 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It feels like an insult to the notion of objective reality to invoke “experts” to weigh in on a numerical fact you can verify with a pocket calculator
September 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Following public backlash, the military is reversing its decision to halt the distribution of critical weather forecast data. The Navy’s Fleet Numerical Meteorology and Oceanography Center confirmed it will continue to release information from the
August 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
(CW Graphic description of numerical cannibalism)

Bc 7 8 9
December 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just heard a guy at the bank bragging because his account number is pretty low. The lady was like “well they don’t do them in numerical order”
September 25, 2026 at 5:17 PM
clear goal of republicans in these states is to, in the words of carter glass, “eliminate every Negro voter who can be gotten rid of, legally, without materially impairing the numerical strength of the white electorate.”
May 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Someone should write a book about numerical bullshit.
Trump on drug prices: "This is like hundreds of percent, depending on how you want to calculate it. You could say it's an 80% reduction or you could say it's a 1,000% reduction. You could say whatever you want."
January 27, 2026 at 10:52 PM
THOSE NUMBERS SURE ARE NUMERICAL HUH
The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.

The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.

fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News
We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...
fuelarc.com
February 24, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Tzin taking notes to mathematically determine what the exact numerical value of "fatter than hell" is...

...you know, for SCIENCE!!
They’re making cheetahs fatter than hell now. Because of Woke
September 22, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Aperiodic Table

xkcd.com/3242/
May 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
And to be clear, in case it’s not, democracy cannot and will not exist without these protections. We already see a South so heavily gerrymandered that numerical majorities cannot win elections and where a minority holds supermajorities in state legislatures.
April 29, 2026 at 3:09 PM
the pardoned criminal stumping for the sex pest who’s losing by double digits is scolding someone for being a “numerical minority”
Eric Adams on a protestor: "You see this loud person? This is the nasty attitude of many of Zohran's supporters. ... Stop being a numerical minority and think you're going to overshout people who are in this community ... Disrespectful, mean, nasty ... What she needs to do is shut up."
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
In June, officials at the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) moved a live copy of the Social Security Administration’s Numerical Identification System (NUMIDENT) into a cloud environment “without any independent security or oversight mechanisms in place,”
August 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I miss people with numerical surnames :-(
November 17, 2024 at 12:41 PM
On a scale of 1 to 10, what do you think of numerical ratings?
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"breaking a numerical record held by Wilt Chamberlain" is not a thing that happens very often
nba.com NBA @nba.com · Mar 2
Most consecutive 20-point road games: CHECK

Next up... Wilt's overall record of 126 straight 20-point games!

Shai is at 123 🍿
March 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Some important context here:

The first computers ever built, over 150 years ago, were capable of doing numerical calculations accurately.
“Microsoft also warns against using the AI function for numerical calculations or in ‘high-stakes scenarios’ with legal, regulatory, and compliance implications, as COPILOT ‘can give incorrect responses.’” 🤷🏿‍♂️
Microsoft Excel adds Copilot AI to help fill in spreadsheet cells
Get ready for some AI spreadsheeting.
www.theverge.com
August 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
the really funny part is that a Melania movie having a flop opening weekend is unignorable numerical evidence of how few stans he has left
Lmao I hope all that nothing you get for the $35 million bribe is worth it, Bezos

www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-...
January 24, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Josephine Queeffie

United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007
September 20, 2026 at 12:41 PM
TAPPER: Do you have any numerical idea of how many Americans will not be able to be with their families for Thanksgiving because of this?

DUFFY: I think the number is going to be substantial
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
NUMBER GAME

Put the following in numerical order, from smallest to largest:
December 13, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Prettyboy Begay
Father
United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007
October 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM