NUMTOT JET SET RADIO
Flip, trick & grind through a vibrant Japanese dystopia in Denshattack! Outsmart rival crews, crush a shady megacorp, and reclaim the rails with pure skill, speed & style. 🚅✨
🎮 Wishlist now: fireshinegames.co.uk/Denshattack/
🎮 Wishlist now: fireshinegames.co.uk/Denshattack/
August 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
NUMTOT JET SET RADIO
Alternate-timeline NUMTOT OJ
The Sky News helicopter is currently following Andy Burnham's train all the way down to London.
Unclear what exactly they expect to happen en route
Unclear what exactly they expect to happen en route
June 22, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Alternate-timeline NUMTOT OJ
I should check on NUMTOT.
October 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I should check on NUMTOT.
Zohran shouting out Andy Byford…I know a numtot when I see one
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Zohran shouting out Andy Byford…I know a numtot when I see one
NUMTOT was where I learned "oh, actually, if somebody is using Activist Standard English, you don't HAVE to immediately assume intelligence or good faith, you should actually interrogate what they're saying a little more"
>do nothing to dissuade crime and anti social behavior on transit
>People stop taking transit because they don't like sitting next people watching tiktok at full volume as they smoke a cig
>Transit system gets crippled
>Complain about crippled transit system
I love peak 2010s NUMTOT brain
>People stop taking transit because they don't like sitting next people watching tiktok at full volume as they smoke a cig
>Transit system gets crippled
>Complain about crippled transit system
I love peak 2010s NUMTOT brain
February 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
NUMTOT was where I learned "oh, actually, if somebody is using Activist Standard English, you don't HAVE to immediately assume intelligence or good faith, you should actually interrogate what they're saying a little more"
why be a numtot when you can be a numtop
January 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
why be a numtot when you can be a numtop
Doof Tram is the NUMTOT version of this guy
June 18, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Doof Tram is the NUMTOT version of this guy
The Lord God confirmed NUMTOT
August 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The Lord God confirmed NUMTOT
>do nothing to dissuade crime and anti social behavior on transit
>People stop taking transit because they don't like sitting next people watching tiktok at full volume as they smoke a cig
>Transit system gets crippled
>Complain about crippled transit system
I love peak 2010s NUMTOT brain
>People stop taking transit because they don't like sitting next people watching tiktok at full volume as they smoke a cig
>Transit system gets crippled
>Complain about crippled transit system
I love peak 2010s NUMTOT brain
February 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
>do nothing to dissuade crime and anti social behavior on transit
>People stop taking transit because they don't like sitting next people watching tiktok at full volume as they smoke a cig
>Transit system gets crippled
>Complain about crippled transit system
I love peak 2010s NUMTOT brain
>People stop taking transit because they don't like sitting next people watching tiktok at full volume as they smoke a cig
>Transit system gets crippled
>Complain about crippled transit system
I love peak 2010s NUMTOT brain
This incoherent pump sticker from NUMTOT 4 years ago is now barely 5% crazier than the actual energy policy of every political party on the planet
This is my absolute favourite. Oil is a crime against humanity, and therefore should be cheaper. We should nationalise the oil industry, but never trust a politician. WHO RUNS THE NATIONALISED OIL COMPANY THEN???
April 28, 2026 at 7:24 AM
This incoherent pump sticker from NUMTOT 4 years ago is now barely 5% crazier than the actual energy policy of every political party on the planet
NUMTOT in training
April 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
NUMTOT in training
Every like I’ll do a hot take on housing, transit, cosplay, Japan, or game dev.
Starting with: I’m exhausted by the NUMTOT obsession with “rent to own.” They MUST know that it’s a Thatcher thing right? Privatization of public housing/land isn’t good, folks.
Starting with: I’m exhausted by the NUMTOT obsession with “rent to own.” They MUST know that it’s a Thatcher thing right? Privatization of public housing/land isn’t good, folks.
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Every like I’ll do a hot take on housing, transit, cosplay, Japan, or game dev.
Starting with: I’m exhausted by the NUMTOT obsession with “rent to own.” They MUST know that it’s a Thatcher thing right? Privatization of public housing/land isn’t good, folks.
Starting with: I’m exhausted by the NUMTOT obsession with “rent to own.” They MUST know that it’s a Thatcher thing right? Privatization of public housing/land isn’t good, folks.
“NUMTOT Buttigieg” my sleeper cell activation phrase
Damn I’ve never heard a president speak about the impact of interstate construction on Black communities. Suppose Buttigieg is a NUMTOT?
July 19, 2024 at 2:36 AM
“NUMTOT Buttigieg” my sleeper cell activation phrase
Reminds me of the NUMTOT car I’ve seen around LIC
January 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Reminds me of the NUMTOT car I’ve seen around LIC
"Libraries cause gentrification" is on par with the "street trees make cities hotter" NUMTOT post
I attended an urban infrastructure panel where a UC Berkeley professor argued that libraries were gentrification. I am really struggling to see how this is different from a Republican position of denying knowledge, tools, and technology to low income, disadvantaged neighborhoods.
June 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
"Libraries cause gentrification" is on par with the "street trees make cities hotter" NUMTOT post
Holyday NUMTOT arc what
Councillor Stephen Holyday's Zoom background features models of the CN Tower and, perhaps surprisingly, an old CLRV streetcar.
June 24, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Holyday NUMTOT arc what
I'd like to see some NUMTOT content here.
I feel like urban/transit twitter is making the move off the old site in the last 72 hours?
September 3, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I'd like to see some NUMTOT content here.
Extremely rare NIMBY x NUMTOT crossover
April 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Extremely rare NIMBY x NUMTOT crossover
Almost sent a transit meme to a horny gay boy IG group chat I got added to last year instead of my NUMTOT group. Inspired me to cross check membership and (shocker) there’s a ton of overlap 😂😍
July 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Almost sent a transit meme to a horny gay boy IG group chat I got added to last year instead of my NUMTOT group. Inspired me to cross check membership and (shocker) there’s a ton of overlap 😂😍
NUMTOT FINAL BOSS
they're doing ban moving discourse on twitter
March 30, 2026 at 3:13 AM
NUMTOT FINAL BOSS
Damn I’ve never heard a president speak about the impact of interstate construction on Black communities. Suppose Buttigieg is a NUMTOT?
July 19, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Damn I’ve never heard a president speak about the impact of interstate construction on Black communities. Suppose Buttigieg is a NUMTOT?
What is NUMTOT short for ?
February 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
What is NUMTOT short for ?
🚨mathü fiancé now a bloomf🚨
This brilliant genius NUMTOT who is also my husband-elect is now on Bsky. Go follow him and be nice or else!!!!! 😤
This brilliant genius NUMTOT who is also my husband-elect is now on Bsky. Go follow him and be nice or else!!!!! 😤
hi, I’m Timothy! Terminally offline but hoping to branch out and better ~connect~ with the community!
About me:
- 📍 NYC-ish (Brooklyn soon 😉)
- 💻 Software dev
- 🚊 Transit nerd
- 🎥🏃💳 Fan of movies, excessive walking, credit card points, etc.
- 😻 Cat dad of 2
- 👬 Engaged to @janicefilms.bsky.social
About me:
- 📍 NYC-ish (Brooklyn soon 😉)
- 💻 Software dev
- 🚊 Transit nerd
- 🎥🏃💳 Fan of movies, excessive walking, credit card points, etc.
- 😻 Cat dad of 2
- 👬 Engaged to @janicefilms.bsky.social
May 28, 2026 at 2:14 PM
🚨mathü fiancé now a bloomf🚨
This brilliant genius NUMTOT who is also my husband-elect is now on Bsky. Go follow him and be nice or else!!!!! 😤
This brilliant genius NUMTOT who is also my husband-elect is now on Bsky. Go follow him and be nice or else!!!!! 😤
I'll write the theory (at substack-bahn dot net) and you'll do the praxis. let a million NUMTOT mayors bloom
firmly convinced that the ideal American mayor is a genial transit nerd
The 14th Street Busway has been a smashing success: faster commutes, fewer crashes, calmer streets.
So why is Eric Adams blocking a similar plan for 34th Street?
So why is Eric Adams blocking a similar plan for 34th Street?
July 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'll write the theory (at substack-bahn dot net) and you'll do the praxis. let a million NUMTOT mayors bloom
Nazgûl in the Quiet Car is the name of my NUMTOT themed Nightwish cover band
March 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Nazgûl in the Quiet Car is the name of my NUMTOT themed Nightwish cover band