#oatmeal
Local woman wakes up, assures you that even if you or your devices have no idea what damn time it is, oatmeal time is forever, makes oatmeal.
November 2, 2026 at 1:43 PM
oatmeal is grainslop
November 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Can't believe that oatmeal brained bastard stood in front of the Reflecting Pool holding a photo of the Reflecting Pool
November 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Oatmeal? In my diaper? At BFC??? MORE LIKELY THEN YOU THINK!
October 31, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Local woman wakes up, sends some extra love to Trekkies this week, makes oatmeal.
October 30, 2026 at 1:44 PM
If you don’t salt your oatmeal you’re not living
November 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
If we’re creating new political parties in Alberta, this one better be included.
November 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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November 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I...I'm out of oatmeal. 😕
November 1, 2026 at 2:15 PM
This is my current favorite meal: miso oatmeal with a handful of spinach, topped with tinned sardines and chili crisp
November 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I like it* thicc

*My oatmeal
October 31, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Please join Affirmation Coyote celebrating Oatmeal Day!

Affirmation Coyote has licked several bowls of the remains of oatmeal.

It sticks to the ribs, and also the muzzle.

nationaldaycalendar.com/celebrations...
NATIONAL OATMEAL DAY
Hearts get healthy on National Oatmeal Day! Not only is oatmeal one of America's favorite breakfast foods, but we also celebrate it annually on October 29th.
nationaldaycalendar.com
October 29, 2026 at 11:52 AM
"Have you ever put blueberries in oatmeal then taken blueberries out of oatmeal then put blueberries back in oatmeal then left the kitchen in retreat?"
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Quiz: Is Your Child Two Years Old?
“Have you ever put blueberries in oatmeal then taken blueberries out of oatmeal then put blueberries back in oatmeal then left the kitchen in retreat?”
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October 29, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Did you just look at the clock thinking it was 3 p.m. to discover it’s only 9:40 a.m.?

Is the inside of your purse sandy for some reason?

Does your local librarian hate you?
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Quiz: Is Your Child Two Years Old?
“Have you ever put blueberries in oatmeal then taken blueberries out of oatmeal then put blueberries back in oatmeal then left the kitchen in retreat?”
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November 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
October 29, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Does it come in oatmeal raisin?
November 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Local woman wakes up, gets Sam Altman and the other AI CEO fucko buckos to plant trees for the rest of their lives with no access to money or technology, makes oatmeal.
October 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
A little flashback Friday Halloween candy edition.
Snickers is the best in oatmeal. Reese’s is nice.
Butterfingers will melt, reorganize, and take out a crown.
Be safe out there, kids.
October 30, 2026 at 2:32 PM
during my time in babyfur i have learned of the practice of using oatmeal as a prop substitute for poop, and tbh i would rather just shit myself
November 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Local woman wakes up, cancels Wednesday, makes oatmeal.
October 28, 2026 at 1:48 PM
To whomever adjusted my desk chair, I hope your oatmeal is lumpy.
November 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Oatmeal first
November 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
After giving an ultimatum that he can’t open a savory oatmeal food truck. Sorry oatmeal fans
November 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
For reference. I had 2, five gallon buckets of oatmeal. 😅
November 1, 2026 at 2:15 PM