Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the
I have a joke about Oedipus, but it's a motherfucker.
I have a joke about Daphne, but you’d make like a tree and leave.
I got dragged pretty hard last time I told my joke about Hector.
May 11, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I have a joke about Oedipus, but it's a motherfucker.
Oedipus:
is it socially acceptable now to say that destiny is an absolute dogshit father
August 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Oedipus:
I miss her terribly
January 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I miss her terribly
Makes Oedipus look well-adjusted
Elon Musk has 12 kids and spent Thanksgiving with Donald Trump
November 29, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Makes Oedipus look well-adjusted
oedipus: that's not a riddle.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: it's not a riddle.
sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: it's not a riddle.
sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
oedipus: that's not a riddle.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: it's not a riddle.
sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: it's not a riddle.
sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.
Professor: you have a 10-page essay on odysseus due tomorrow
Me [under breath]: motherfu-
Professor: no you're thinking of oedipus
Me [under breath]: motherfu-
Professor: no you're thinking of oedipus
January 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Professor: you have a 10-page essay on odysseus due tomorrow
Me [under breath]: motherfu-
Professor: no you're thinking of oedipus
Me [under breath]: motherfu-
Professor: no you're thinking of oedipus
Oedipus:
What a horrible day to have eyes
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oedipus:
sphinx: c'mon.
oedipus: i just feel like this is an unfair riddle.
sphinx: answer it.
oedipus: like there's really no context to work from.
sphinx: answer 'what, exactly, is an adventure game'.
oedipus: like are we talking Uncharted or Monkey Island, or-
sphinx: no hints. answer.
oedipus: i just feel like this is an unfair riddle.
sphinx: answer it.
oedipus: like there's really no context to work from.
sphinx: answer 'what, exactly, is an adventure game'.
oedipus: like are we talking Uncharted or Monkey Island, or-
sphinx: no hints. answer.
February 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
sphinx: c'mon.
oedipus: i just feel like this is an unfair riddle.
sphinx: answer it.
oedipus: like there's really no context to work from.
sphinx: answer 'what, exactly, is an adventure game'.
oedipus: like are we talking Uncharted or Monkey Island, or-
sphinx: no hints. answer.
oedipus: i just feel like this is an unfair riddle.
sphinx: answer it.
oedipus: like there's really no context to work from.
sphinx: answer 'what, exactly, is an adventure game'.
oedipus: like are we talking Uncharted or Monkey Island, or-
sphinx: no hints. answer.
Oedipus Family Counseling Clinic
Sisyphus Landscaping Service
Achilles Physical Therapy
Sisyphus Landscaping Service
Achilles Physical Therapy
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Oedipus Family Counseling Clinic
Sisyphus Landscaping Service
Achilles Physical Therapy
Sisyphus Landscaping Service
Achilles Physical Therapy
Oedipus: what are these salted beans?
Waiter: edamame
Oedipus: ooh my favorite!
Jocasta (blushes)
Waiter: edamame
Oedipus: ooh my favorite!
Jocasta (blushes)
September 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Oedipus: what are these salted beans?
Waiter: edamame
Oedipus: ooh my favorite!
Jocasta (blushes)
Waiter: edamame
Oedipus: ooh my favorite!
Jocasta (blushes)
I have a joke about Oedipus. It's a motherfucker.
I have a joke about Circe but OIIIINK OINK OINK OIIIIINK 🐷
I have a joke about Odysseus but it takes forever to tell & I keep going off on tangents.
June 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I have a joke about Oedipus. It's a motherfucker.
VAN HALEN: i’m hot for teacher
OEDIPUS: you’re home schooled, too?
OEDIPUS: you’re home schooled, too?
March 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
VAN HALEN: i’m hot for teacher
OEDIPUS: you’re home schooled, too?
OEDIPUS: you’re home schooled, too?
My fault for going to a public school where the mascot was The Fighting Oedipus I guess
February 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My fault for going to a public school where the mascot was The Fighting Oedipus I guess
hear me out a production of oedipus rex in which oedipus wears the hot dog suit
March 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
hear me out a production of oedipus rex in which oedipus wears the hot dog suit
Must be male rats. Freud theorized about their Oedipus Wrecks fetish.
June 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Must be male rats. Freud theorized about their Oedipus Wrecks fetish.
Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
I mean I saw Lesley Manville in Oedipus like… nine months ago?
September 25, 2026 at 12:38 PM
I mean I saw Lesley Manville in Oedipus like… nine months ago?
oedipus: i just don't think 'what does sphinx pussy taste like' counts as a riddle
sphinx: answer it
sphinx: answer it
October 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
oedipus: i just don't think 'what does sphinx pussy taste like' counts as a riddle
sphinx: answer it
sphinx: answer it
Oedipus changing his relationship status to ‘It’s complicated.’
January 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oedipus changing his relationship status to ‘It’s complicated.’