I take a totally hardline political stance which is that anyone who makes a phone call in the quiet coach of the train should be fined £500 on the spot for the first offence. And for the second offence? Death.
September 25, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I take a totally hardline political stance which is that anyone who makes a phone call in the quiet coach of the train should be fined £500 on the spot for the first offence. And for the second offence? Death.
SELLING A SINGLE PARDON IS A IMPEACHABLE OFFENCE
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
SELLING A SINGLE PARDON IS A IMPEACHABLE OFFENCE
The best defence is still a good offence. Be ready.
December 20, 2024 at 8:54 PM
The best defence is still a good offence. Be ready.
A gentle reminder that Kemi Badenoch admitted hacking into a website, which is a criminal offence
November 29, 2024 at 10:28 AM
A gentle reminder that Kemi Badenoch admitted hacking into a website, which is a criminal offence
And it makes it seem like a speech offence rather than a violent offence
September 24, 2026 at 10:37 AM
And it makes it seem like a speech offence rather than a violent offence
Make tax dodging a capital offence
February 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Make tax dodging a capital offence
Shouldn't this be a federal offence?
September 23, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Shouldn't this be a federal offence?
Russell Brand has been charged with rape and other sexual offence charges.
April 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Russell Brand has been charged with rape and other sexual offence charges.
Discworld QOTD, from Witches Abroad
"‘I don’t mind criticism,’ said Granny. ‘You know me. I’ve never been one to take offence at criticism. No-one could say I’m the sort to take offence at criticism -’
‘Not twice, anyway,’ said Nanny."
"‘I don’t mind criticism,’ said Granny. ‘You know me. I’ve never been one to take offence at criticism. No-one could say I’m the sort to take offence at criticism -’
‘Not twice, anyway,’ said Nanny."
Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal
April 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Witches Abroad
"‘I don’t mind criticism,’ said Granny. ‘You know me. I’ve never been one to take offence at criticism. No-one could say I’m the sort to take offence at criticism -’
‘Not twice, anyway,’ said Nanny."
"‘I don’t mind criticism,’ said Granny. ‘You know me. I’ve never been one to take offence at criticism. No-one could say I’m the sort to take offence at criticism -’
‘Not twice, anyway,’ said Nanny."
Yes, because Badenoch’s was a criminal offence carrying a custodial sentence, whereas Reeves’ was not.
Badenoch says hacking into Harriet Harman's website 17 years ago 'not the same' as Reeves breaking law
Badenoch says hacking into Harriet Harman's website 17 years ago 'not the same' as Reeves breaking law
Kemi Badenoch has said hacking into Harriet Harman's website when she was younger is "not the same" as Rachel Reeves failing to get a £900 rental licence for her home.
news.sky.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Yes, because Badenoch’s was a criminal offence carrying a custodial sentence, whereas Reeves’ was not.
In the UK, you can now be jailed as a terrorist, despite not committing a terror offence, not being charged with a terror offence, and not being convicted of a terror offence. Even worse, the jury can't be told that you will be sentenced as a terrorist for your non-terror offence.
May 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
In the UK, you can now be jailed as a terrorist, despite not committing a terror offence, not being charged with a terror offence, and not being convicted of a terror offence. Even worse, the jury can't be told that you will be sentenced as a terrorist for your non-terror offence.
Palestine Action are found not guilty for the offence that our government claimed as grounds for proscribing them.
February 4, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Palestine Action are found not guilty for the offence that our government claimed as grounds for proscribing them.
Governing by ai should be a criminal offence
"Five Government departments are using artificial intelligence to answer questions in Parliament, The Telegraph can reveal.
"It comes after it emerged that Peter Kyle, the Science Secretary, has used AI software CHATGPT to help him come up with policy advice."
"It comes after it emerged that Peter Kyle, the Science Secretary, has used AI software CHATGPT to help him come up with policy advice."
April 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Governing by ai should be a criminal offence
Maybe getting numbers wrong is a firing offence after all?
a very confused Trump mixes up jobs and dollars: "Right after the election, she had an $800,000 or $900,000 massive reduction."
August 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Maybe getting numbers wrong is a firing offence after all?
Paredes' 23rd bookable offence.
July 19, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Paredes' 23rd bookable offence.
“We apologise for any insensitivity or offence caused to the white supremacist community at this time”
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
Apple Pulls The Savant From Its Release Schedule
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
www.vulture.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
“We apologise for any insensitivity or offence caused to the white supremacist community at this time”
This is for opposing genocide. Absolute madness.
May 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is for opposing genocide. Absolute madness.
Not terrorism or even a criminal offence.
But Palestine Action.
No, no, no, no.
But Palestine Action.
No, no, no, no.
August 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Not terrorism or even a criminal offence.
But Palestine Action.
No, no, no, no.
But Palestine Action.
No, no, no, no.
The U.K. is a police state
July 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The U.K. is a police state
I mean no offence to these women but have they considered simply not dating massive losers
Being a freeloading piece of shit, but wokely
July 21, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I mean no offence to these women but have they considered simply not dating massive losers
No offence. Well, some offence. Actually, no, much offence.
April 15, 2024 at 12:22 PM
No offence. Well, some offence. Actually, no, much offence.
No offence to myself but what the fuck
May 9, 2024 at 3:14 PM
No offence to myself but what the fuck
One would think the VP would take offence but we all know where his religious devotion really lies
April 13, 2026 at 11:08 AM
One would think the VP would take offence but we all know where his religious devotion really lies
Impeachable offence #13987
September 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Impeachable offence #13987
Kemi Badenoch is absolutely right about this.
At the time she hacked Harriet Harman's emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years
At the time she hacked Harriet Harman's emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years
October 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Kemi Badenoch is absolutely right about this.
At the time she hacked Harriet Harman's emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years
At the time she hacked Harriet Harman's emails it was an offence carrying a prison sentence of up to five years