Offstage Princess 💜🪐
September 26, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Offstage Princess 💜🪐
I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
Geoff Keighley spotted offstage at The Game Awards reading the Quran on his phone
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Geoff Keighley spotted offstage at The Game Awards reading the Quran on his phone
(Homer from offstage): "Ooh, he card reads good"
donald trump is going through full brandonization at an alarming rate
September 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
(Homer from offstage): "Ooh, he card reads good"
The way Kenny Rogers’ whole face lights up the moment he hears Dolly Parton’s voice coming from offstage.
August 25, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The way Kenny Rogers’ whole face lights up the moment he hears Dolly Parton’s voice coming from offstage.
<grabs microphone> the bedbugs are a metaphor! The bedbugs are <security tackles me, drags me offstage>
Trump administration buildings are now becoming infested with bed bugs.
Employees are reportedly becoming sick from the infestations in the building that houses the agency responsible for mitigating the spread of invasive pests in the US.
www.notus.org/policy/usda-...
Employees are reportedly becoming sick from the infestations in the building that houses the agency responsible for mitigating the spread of invasive pests in the US.
www.notus.org/policy/usda-...
June 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
<grabs microphone> the bedbugs are a metaphor! The bedbugs are <security tackles me, drags me offstage>
*pulled offstage for failing the trick*
October 31, 2023 at 12:46 AM
*pulled offstage for failing the trick*
the thing about polyamory- [a large wooden crook pulls my offstage[
March 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the thing about polyamory- [a large wooden crook pulls my offstage[
Haven’t seen a Yamamoto attack on an Allied city this successful since [pulled offstage by a giant cane]
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Haven’t seen a Yamamoto attack on an Allied city this successful since [pulled offstage by a giant cane]
it’s going great
everyone is just offstage, applauding, from Canada
everyone is just offstage, applauding, from Canada
September 11, 2024 at 5:03 AM
it’s going great
everyone is just offstage, applauding, from Canada
everyone is just offstage, applauding, from Canada
"YOUR WIFE liked a post...." should be grounds to bring out the big ol' hook to drag a dude offstage, c'mon man, you're desperate
Netanyahu directly attacks Zohran Mamdani (and his wife) from the UNGA podium, calling him the "antisemitic mayor of New York City," parroting The Free Press's stories about Rama Duwaji, tying Mamdani to Hasan Piker, and claiming the mayor is "buddies" with Hamas.
September 24, 2026 at 7:05 PM
"YOUR WIFE liked a post...." should be grounds to bring out the big ol' hook to drag a dude offstage, c'mon man, you're desperate
Every time I block someone for being mildly annoying towards me I just imagine those giant hooked canes dragging them offstage.
February 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Every time I block someone for being mildly annoying towards me I just imagine those giant hooked canes dragging them offstage.
getting booed offstage at the Efficiency Conference because nobody likes my presentation on employee productivity that, ironically, contains only a single-slide that says "pay people more money"
January 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
getting booed offstage at the Efficiency Conference because nobody likes my presentation on employee productivity that, ironically, contains only a single-slide that says "pay people more money"
Should be enough to be hauled offstage and immediately replaced
May 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Should be enough to be hauled offstage and immediately replaced
NEW ANGLE
Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.
But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…
Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.
But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…
July 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
NEW ANGLE
Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.
But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…
Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.
But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…
Circum— [yanked offstage by a giant hook]
February 18, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Circum— [yanked offstage by a giant hook]
when a shitpost flops it means you got pooed offstage
September 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
when a shitpost flops it means you got pooed offstage
He was heckled offstage, while he screamed that he was "America's premier intellectual dissident."
April 26, 2024 at 2:47 AM
He was heckled offstage, while he screamed that he was "America's premier intellectual dissident."
Alien Sted— [yanked offstage by giant hook]
January 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Alien Sted— [yanked offstage by giant hook]
Delicious watching the foul Elise Stefanik getting booed offstage by her constituents.
August 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Delicious watching the foul Elise Stefanik getting booed offstage by her constituents.
Can I say something without anyone getting ang… (is violently yanked offstage by an oversized vaudeville-type hook)
September 20, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Can I say something without anyone getting ang… (is violently yanked offstage by an oversized vaudeville-type hook)
"Outlook Looking Grim For Artemis Mission".
(tap dances offstage)
(tap dances offstage)
April 2, 2026 at 12:02 PM
"Outlook Looking Grim For Artemis Mission".
(tap dances offstage)
(tap dances offstage)
Balint keeps leading dance parties offstage bc it is coooold
February 25, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Balint keeps leading dance parties offstage bc it is coooold
pinhead had a lot of them (cymbal clash, i am dragged offstage to hell by a shepard's crook)
September 22, 2026 at 8:43 PM
pinhead had a lot of them (cymbal clash, i am dragged offstage to hell by a shepard's crook)
Someone grab the giant cane and yank him offstage, ffs
October 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Someone grab the giant cane and yank him offstage, ffs