thank you to everyone who said hi before during and after digital stars . i immediately slammed a white claw on an empty stomach after getting offstage after spoken for and now at my hotel i ate almost a whole bag of potato chips. life could be a dream
November 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
thank you to everyone who said hi before during and after digital stars . i immediately slammed a white claw on an empty stomach after getting offstage after spoken for and now at my hotel i ate almost a whole bag of potato chips. life could be a dream
have you heard of GIM---*dragged offstage*
November 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
have you heard of GIM---*dragged offstage*
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i want the wol to have to kill him (dragged offstage with giant hook)
November 12, 2026 at 6:56 AM
i want the wol to have to kill him (dragged offstage with giant hook)
wanted new icon awawawawwawa blows you away with my ferocious puppy wags knocking you offstage
#messydraws
#messydraws
November 8, 2026 at 5:08 AM
wanted new icon awawawawwawa blows you away with my ferocious puppy wags knocking you offstage
#messydraws
#messydraws
I believe that, for Elon Musk, watching Mike Myers do an extremely derogatory impression of him on SNL was as traumatic an event as getting booed offstage alongside Dave Chappelle. I am 90% confident it made him cry.
November 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I believe that, for Elon Musk, watching Mike Myers do an extremely derogatory impression of him on SNL was as traumatic an event as getting booed offstage alongside Dave Chappelle. I am 90% confident it made him cry.
What Disney Princess are you? (wrong answers only)
November 11, 2026 at 4:51 AM
What Disney Princess are you? (wrong answers only)
MY DICK IS SICK, MY DICK IS DOPE, IT WOULD LOOK SO GOOD DOING DOWN YOUR THR- *i get pulled offstage*
i think your dick might be sick or somethin,, burger king foot lettuce,,
November 11, 2026 at 7:05 AM
MY DICK IS SICK, MY DICK IS DOPE, IT WOULD LOOK SO GOOD DOING DOWN YOUR THR- *i get pulled offstage*
[Sora offstage.]
"Voilà."
"Voilà."
November 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
[Sora offstage.]
"Voilà."
"Voilà."
How about the utterly transparent corruption of FIFA, to the point where Infantino had to push him offstage for the Team Spain photo?
November 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
How about the utterly transparent corruption of FIFA, to the point where Infantino had to push him offstage for the Team Spain photo?
also, if I can swing it, with the offstage trumpet playing
November 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
also, if I can swing it, with the offstage trumpet playing
Oh, so they've improved the interface so you're now just dragged offstage instead of being beaten with sticks while you're onstage?
November 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Oh, so they've improved the interface so you're now just dragged offstage instead of being beaten with sticks while you're onstage?
Thought provoking and g-spot poking-
*yanked offstage with a big hook)
*yanked offstage with a big hook)
November 14, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Thought provoking and g-spot poking-
*yanked offstage with a big hook)
*yanked offstage with a big hook)
You probably remember it better than I do. Could you stand offstage and prompt me?
November 11, 2026 at 11:24 AM
You probably remember it better than I do. Could you stand offstage and prompt me?
Was lucky enough to interview William Gibson in college & he talked about meeting with game designers who sought about what was happening in specific states and said was not how he worked, that plausible storytelling can be evocative what is kept offstage & characters logically don't know
November 12, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Was lucky enough to interview William Gibson in college & he talked about meeting with game designers who sought about what was happening in specific states and said was not how he worked, that plausible storytelling can be evocative what is kept offstage & characters logically don't know
[Soro offstage.]
"Boys will be boys. They need a woman."
"Boys will be boys. They need a woman."
November 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
[Soro offstage.]
"Boys will be boys. They need a woman."
"Boys will be boys. They need a woman."
[signal los as giant hook drags Leilani offstage]
November 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
[signal los as giant hook drags Leilani offstage]
my tip bends upwaa——**is yanked offstage by a hook**
November 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
my tip bends upwaa——**is yanked offstage by a hook**
Oh yeah, it appears to pack quite a punch 🙂↔️
Sorry, I’m trying to dele [a hook yanks me offstage]
Sorry, I’m trying to dele [a hook yanks me offstage]
November 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Oh yeah, it appears to pack quite a punch 🙂↔️
Sorry, I’m trying to dele [a hook yanks me offstage]
Sorry, I’m trying to dele [a hook yanks me offstage]
"more like LAND BACKSHOTS" i shout as i am wrestled offstage by a righteous citizenry
November 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
"more like LAND BACKSHOTS" i shout as i am wrestled offstage by a righteous citizenry
Tweedledum(b) and Tweedledee, whisked out onto center stage to entertain the public by Tweedledon, who remains offstage TruthSocialing about utter nonsense.
November 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Tweedledum(b) and Tweedledee, whisked out onto center stage to entertain the public by Tweedledon, who remains offstage TruthSocialing about utter nonsense.
And I bet he also doesn't take it off during *gets yanked offstage by a giant shephard's hook*
November 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
And I bet he also doesn't take it off during *gets yanked offstage by a giant shephard's hook*
See, the tread is the wrinkles and the tires are my ba— *yanked violently offstage by a shepherd’s crook*
November 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
See, the tread is the wrinkles and the tires are my ba— *yanked violently offstage by a shepherd’s crook*
<runs in like a cartoon character>
"We could also solve this by having a public *and* private maximum wage"
<gets yanked offstage by a large hook>
"We could also solve this by having a public *and* private maximum wage"
<gets yanked offstage by a large hook>
November 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
<runs in like a cartoon character>
"We could also solve this by having a public *and* private maximum wage"
<gets yanked offstage by a large hook>
"We could also solve this by having a public *and* private maximum wage"
<gets yanked offstage by a large hook>
Get offstage, karaoke “ambassador”.
November 13, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Get offstage, karaoke “ambassador”.