just secured my first round of funding for my startup! it's called OMELAS. Its goal is to make Omelas in real life
October 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
just secured my first round of funding for my startup! it's called OMELAS. Its goal is to make Omelas in real life
omelas mayor: there's only one way to stop roko's basilisk.. you've trained for this, omelas baby
omelas baby: heh.. that machine thinks eternal torment means anything to me?
omelas baby: heh.. that machine thinks eternal torment means anything to me?
August 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
omelas mayor: there's only one way to stop roko's basilisk.. you've trained for this, omelas baby
omelas baby: heh.. that machine thinks eternal torment means anything to me?
omelas baby: heh.. that machine thinks eternal torment means anything to me?
writing a big "W" on the chalkboard in front of the world OMELAS to invent Womelas, the Omelas for women. everyone in the boardroom cheers
November 26, 2024 at 4:15 PM
writing a big "W" on the chalkboard in front of the world OMELAS to invent Womelas, the Omelas for women. everyone in the boardroom cheers
And that's the News From Omelas.
Dying kid does more for city than any useless politician in history
December 18, 2024 at 2:47 PM
And that's the News From Omelas.
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February 5, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Omelas home prices
Omelas median rent
Omelas 2br
Omelas 1br
Omelas studio
Omelas sublet
Omelas how much does it cost to be the person who lives in the hole
Omelas can you sublet the oubliette
Omelas median rent
Omelas 2br
Omelas 1br
Omelas studio
Omelas sublet
Omelas how much does it cost to be the person who lives in the hole
Omelas can you sublet the oubliette
Walking away from Omelas like
March 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Walking away from Omelas like
we have invented omelas from the story don't invent omelas
October 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
we have invented omelas from the story don't invent omelas
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
September 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
Omelas kid: "It's a living!"
I could be the omelas child no problem
April 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Omelas kid: "It's a living!"
Omelas could work if the kid sucks
March 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Omelas could work if the kid sucks
Those that back the fuck away from Omelas.
October 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Those that back the fuck away from Omelas.
The Ones Who Backed Platinum Tier Omelas
October 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
The Ones Who Backed Platinum Tier Omelas
The Omelas Jester
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Omelas Jester
theyre making the omelas kids fight like beyblades
April 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
theyre making the omelas kids fight like beyblades
The 5 Worst Jobs in Omelas (You Won’t Believe #1)
May 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The 5 Worst Jobs in Omelas (You Won’t Believe #1)
They should add a second child and see if omelas gets more awesome
July 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
They should add a second child and see if omelas gets more awesome
The ones who annex Omelas for the rare earths
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The ones who annex Omelas for the rare earths
"If I leave Omelas that kid is still going to be tortured - in fact, if everyone who cares about the kid left Omelas the only people left would be kid-torturers! So in a sense, staying in Omelas is my version of walking away form Omelas.
I'm staying in Omelas to stick it to the kid torturers."
I'm staying in Omelas to stick it to the kid torturers."
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
"If I leave Omelas that kid is still going to be tortured - in fact, if everyone who cares about the kid left Omelas the only people left would be kid-torturers! So in a sense, staying in Omelas is my version of walking away form Omelas.
I'm staying in Omelas to stick it to the kid torturers."
I'm staying in Omelas to stick it to the kid torturers."
Omelas but the quality of life stinks too
I was going to start making a list of all the shitheads who call themselves liberals or moderates who are blaming trans rights but it seems like it's basically all of them—?
November 9, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Omelas but the quality of life stinks too
I built a utopian city, and as long as this tortured child stays in this basement, the people of Omelas get to live here!
mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
March 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I built a utopian city, and as long as this tortured child stays in this basement, the people of Omelas get to live here!
Can we make these 900 people our Omelas child please
Sounds fucking, great. Oh, you think it’s a bad thing… Fortune magazine.
March 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Can we make these 900 people our Omelas child please
The Ones Who Sprint Towards Omelas
March 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The Ones Who Sprint Towards Omelas