Morning! Who wants omelettes? 🍳
March 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Morning! Who wants omelettes? 🍳
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
May 19, 2025 at 7:50 AM
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
wow a lot of you are just microwaving omelettes, like monsters
they should invent an uncrustable quiche
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 PM
wow a lot of you are just microwaving omelettes, like monsters
oh so greg hates omelettes
March 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
oh so greg hates omelettes
As a girl who grew up in Jersey diner culture western omelettes and Greek omelettes are an important part of my food culture.
April 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
As a girl who grew up in Jersey diner culture western omelettes and Greek omelettes are an important part of my food culture.
I've seen omelettes that were less eggy than this. I love it
May 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I've seen omelettes that were less eggy than this. I love it
Idattakimasu!! 😍
December 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Idattakimasu!! 😍
I’m raising awareness of endangered species by serving omelettes made with California condor eggs.
July 10, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I’m raising awareness of endangered species by serving omelettes made with California condor eggs.
Bro eggs expire what the fuck are they going to do make omelettes 3 meals a day for a month
February 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Bro eggs expire what the fuck are they going to do make omelettes 3 meals a day for a month
ME: [just existing]
SOME CLICKBATE ARTICLE: You've been making omelettes wrong your entire life.
SOME CLICKBATE ARTICLE: You've been making omelettes wrong your entire life.
April 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ME: [just existing]
SOME CLICKBATE ARTICLE: You've been making omelettes wrong your entire life.
SOME CLICKBATE ARTICLE: You've been making omelettes wrong your entire life.
I still think the Good Place should have had a breakfast diner called The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelettes.
June 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I still think the Good Place should have had a breakfast diner called The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelettes.
he can lay eggs since he's a wolpertinger chimera. hope you like omelettes
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
he can lay eggs since he's a wolpertinger chimera. hope you like omelettes
FOMO Fear of Missing Omelettes
October 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
FOMO Fear of Missing Omelettes
FOMO fear of making omelettes
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
FOMO fear of making omelettes
omelettes are a type of burrito send skeet
April 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
omelettes are a type of burrito send skeet
December 6, 2024 at 7:04 PM
you never hear about dinner omelettes
August 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
you never hear about dinner omelettes
Quote of the Day...
You can't make an omelettes without breaking some eggs 👀
You can't make an omelettes without breaking some eggs 👀
June 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Quote of the Day...
You can't make an omelettes without breaking some eggs 👀
You can't make an omelettes without breaking some eggs 👀
my omelas response take is simply that stories in this genre should be known as omelettes
March 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
my omelas response take is simply that stories in this genre should be known as omelettes
Kids ask for bacon and omelettes. I make bacon and omelettes. But now they don’t want bacon and omelettes. They want spaghettios and grilled cheese. It’s like taking creative direction from the sales team.
January 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Kids ask for bacon and omelettes. I make bacon and omelettes. But now they don’t want bacon and omelettes. They want spaghettios and grilled cheese. It’s like taking creative direction from the sales team.
Why would you freeze omelettes???
May 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Why would you freeze omelettes???
Ok but first omelettes
I’ll be jumping on my laptop soon to get these comms open and rolling.
June 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Ok but first omelettes
You have no eggs because nasty Canadians really love omelettes
US border officials see 116% increase in egg seizures at the Canadian border, fentanyl seizures remain near zero.
www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7486369
www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7486369
U.S. officials cracking down on people trying to bring valuable eggs across the border
www.cbc.ca
March 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You have no eggs because nasty Canadians really love omelettes
Breaking all the eggs
Making zero omelettes
Making zero omelettes
March 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Breaking all the eggs
Making zero omelettes
Making zero omelettes
Maybe he Marco can bring a couple gallons of artificial egg batter and cook up a couple KingMuskTrump omelettes?
Marco Rubio will be in Quebec City 🇨🇦 Wednesday-Friday (March 12-14). Given the 🇺🇸 egg shortage, please place however many dozen eggs you can afford in a very hot place until March 11th and then hand-deliver them to the USA Secretary of State. Let the Trade War and threat of annexation yolk be on him.
March 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Maybe he Marco can bring a couple gallons of artificial egg batter and cook up a couple KingMuskTrump omelettes?