#onside
HOW MANY ONSIDE KICKS ARE ALLOWED
November 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Dems are going for two, up 28 in the fourth. They're onside kicking it up 31 with 30 seconds to go. They're doing play action deep shots up four scores.
November 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Here's the thing about running a Goon State: You have to provide actual material benefits to your Goons to recruit and retain them. American authoritarians aspiring to run a Goon State simply can't keep the requisite number of Goons onside.
November 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Hard to believe that being able to pick out the lion from a list of 4 animals wasn’t enough to keep voters onside.
November 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Case in point - that was a perfectly executed high school onside kick that barely avoided going for six the other way
All I’m gonna say is, if your an Ohio State helmets look like a high school team with stickers all over the place, don’t be surprised when you play like a high school team
November 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Iowa State pulls off a successful onside kick
November 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
there’s gotta be a law against attempting an onside kick 3 times
November 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
RT @JomboyMediaFB: Oklahoma had an all-time onside kick attempt
November 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
yeah part of Slotkin's job is to reel some extremely angry Michigan Jews back onside
November 1, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The guy who recovered the onside kick for North Texas is the same guy who fair caught the onside kick vs Navy last year.
October 30, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I’ve never seen three consecutive onside kicks
November 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
LET’S GOOOOO

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HE’S ONSIDE AND WE’RE IN FRONT

I love this team so fucking much, y’all.

#EveryoneN
November 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Malard is onside but I understand the mercy officiating
November 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
If this was a football game and I just scored on the Republicans to go up 56-0 and fuck yeah I'm pulling an onside kick.
November 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
have the hurricanes ever practiced recovering an onside kick?
November 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
High time @johnswinney.bsky.social summoned up the courage to strike down these applications and get onside with voters!!!! #NoHyperscaleDataCentresInScotland
November 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Not to draw a football metaphor but I would love for it to be 42-0 at halftime and then pull a onside kick to start the second half.
November 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
UNC just recovered TWO onside kicks and had both of them called back.
November 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Pelosi (and a couple others) got back onside.
So Obama got tired of the ratfucking and put belt to ass or...? He's my guess anyways. Maybe someone else but I'm not sure who else would have that kind of influence.
October 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
That looked well onside to me
October 31, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Onside incoming.
October 31, 2026 at 10:32 PM
North Carolina tries a more traditional onside kick, and Miami recovers.

No flags on this one.
November 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Akron has to onside kick no?
November 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Nice! Congrats!

Two onside kick recoveries 🏈🏈
November 2, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Option 1: kick it deep
Option 2: onside kick
Option 3: squib kick it out of bounds for a penalty

We wisely chose option 3??? 🐊
October 31, 2026 at 10:37 PM