Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating
April 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating
Same. That’s standard operating procedure, right?
Whenever I am bleeding internally after being hit by a car I keep filming on my cell
phone while briskly walking away from the scene without waiting for medical attention. What about you guys?
phone while briskly walking away from the scene without waiting for medical attention. What about you guys?
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
January 14, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Same. That’s standard operating procedure, right?
Another super blinkey afternoon for gramps.
Poor guy is just operating on fumes
Poor guy is just operating on fumes
May 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Another super blinkey afternoon for gramps.
Poor guy is just operating on fumes
Poor guy is just operating on fumes
*ARIZONA CHARGES KALSHI WITH OPERATING ILLEGAL GAMBLING BUSINESS
March 17, 2026 at 4:46 PM
*ARIZONA CHARGES KALSHI WITH OPERATING ILLEGAL GAMBLING BUSINESS
It’s becoming increasingly hard to tell the difference between ICE operating in Minnesota and the FSB operating in Russia. It all makes much more sense when you think about it. Here is the FSB in Russia:
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 AM
It’s becoming increasingly hard to tell the difference between ICE operating in Minnesota and the FSB operating in Russia. It all makes much more sense when you think about it. Here is the FSB in Russia:
Jack Daniel’s Unveils New Whiskey For Operating Heavy Machinery https://theonion.com/jack-daniel-s-unveils-new-whiskey-for-operating-heavy-m-1851339696/
September 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Jack Daniel’s Unveils New Whiskey For Operating Heavy Machinery https://theonion.com/jack-daniel-s-unveils-new-whiskey-for-operating-heavy-m-1851339696/
Texas Blocks Law That Would Ban Gun Stores From Operating Inside Psych Wards http://theonion.com/texas-blocks-law-that-would-ban-gun-stores-from-operating-inside-psych-wards/
September 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Texas Blocks Law That Would Ban Gun Stores From Operating Inside Psych Wards http://theonion.com/texas-blocks-law-that-would-ban-gun-stores-from-operating-inside-psych-wards/
Pictured: Pixel's hedonism operating at peak rotundity
March 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Pictured: Pixel's hedonism operating at peak rotundity
This lawless administration is now operating under the “what are you gonna do about it” doctrine. A John Roberts creation.
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
This lawless administration is now operating under the “what are you gonna do about it” doctrine. A John Roberts creation.
I’m starting to suspect Elon is not operating in good faith
December 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m starting to suspect Elon is not operating in good faith
Windows has issue:
Person: fuck this I'm going to Linux
Narrator: and they quickly learned to hate two operating systems.
Person: fuck this I'm going to Linux
Narrator: and they quickly learned to hate two operating systems.
November 26, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Windows has issue:
Person: fuck this I'm going to Linux
Narrator: and they quickly learned to hate two operating systems.
Person: fuck this I'm going to Linux
Narrator: and they quickly learned to hate two operating systems.
It's called standard operating procedures🤣
September 24, 2026 at 4:50 PM
It's called standard operating procedures🤣
Cory Booker just gave the longest speech in the history of Congress and concluded by apologizing to everyone who had to stay up all night keeping the chamber open and operating.
April 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Cory Booker just gave the longest speech in the history of Congress and concluded by apologizing to everyone who had to stay up all night keeping the chamber open and operating.
Standard operating proceedure.
April 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Standard operating proceedure.
Yes, obviously it is suspended, but is it operating or not? Useless TfL app.
June 24, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Yes, obviously it is suspended, but is it operating or not? Useless TfL app.
📌MEDIA: Stop calling Jared Kushner a "high-level negotiator." He's a damn thief operating in his repulsive family's best interests not ours.
April 19, 2026 at 9:28 PM
📌MEDIA: Stop calling Jared Kushner a "high-level negotiator." He's a damn thief operating in his repulsive family's best interests not ours.
getting worried that our Mad King might not be operating according to traditional rules and norms
March 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
getting worried that our Mad King might not be operating according to traditional rules and norms
Musk really should not be operating heavy machinery. Revoke his contracts.
Wow, everything he touches turns to crap. Maybe he's not the genius everyone was raving about after all.
June 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Musk really should not be operating heavy machinery. Revoke his contracts.
A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone.
Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons: "If you look before January 20, and even after January 20, the men & women of ICE did not have to have masks on their face. Me personally, I don't want those officers having to wear masks bc it's hot, it's dangerous. But ICE agents are being doxxed at a horrible rate"
June 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone.
combative multitasking operating system
September 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
combative multitasking operating system
Forward Operating Base (FOB) Basil
May 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Forward Operating Base (FOB) Basil
Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
sbgi.net/tv-stations/
These goons really are operating in their own fascist fantasyland
“Show us your warrant!”
“Ma’am, you’ve been watching too many movies. We’ll show you the warrant after we’re done.” 🤔
*busts in the door with babies crying*
“Ma’am, you’ve been watching too many movies. We’ll show you the warrant after we’re done.” 🤔
*busts in the door with babies crying*
September 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
These goons really are operating in their own fascist fantasyland