Opticians must have tiny fingers.
August 16, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Opticians must have tiny fingers.
give 'em the old 1 or 2
February 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
give 'em the old 1 or 2
The calibre of men in my opticians today was off the scale 😍
September 23, 2026 at 9:47 AM
The calibre of men in my opticians today was off the scale 😍
Morning! Off to the opticians again 🙄
September 25, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Morning! Off to the opticians again 🙄
my great-grandparents arrived in the UK in the 1890s with nothing.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
my great-grandparents arrived in the UK in the 1890s with nothing.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors.
their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen.
their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.
Also shout out to the same optician phone having this conversation and reminding me that they also do hearing tests.
"Hi, is this X? It's the opticians. The opticians. The opticians. No, the opticians... Yes, the opticians - Barbara, they just hung up on me."
"Hi, is this X? It's the opticians. The opticians. The opticians. No, the opticians... Yes, the opticians - Barbara, they just hung up on me."
January 30, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Also shout out to the same optician phone having this conversation and reminding me that they also do hearing tests.
"Hi, is this X? It's the opticians. The opticians. The opticians. No, the opticians... Yes, the opticians - Barbara, they just hung up on me."
"Hi, is this X? It's the opticians. The opticians. The opticians. No, the opticians... Yes, the opticians - Barbara, they just hung up on me."
Possibly my most complicated miniature painting so far. It reminded me that I have an opticians appointment on Friday 🧐🤭
March 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Possibly my most complicated miniature painting so far. It reminded me that I have an opticians appointment on Friday 🧐🤭
[pretending I know what a Site Reliability Engineer is] we're now hiring opticians, I think
we're doing a lot of hiring! come work with us pls 🥺>.<
Jobs - Bluesky
View open positions at Bluesky PBC
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April 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
[pretending I know what a Site Reliability Engineer is] we're now hiring opticians, I think
I saw a sign at the opticians. ‘Children should not be left without supervision’ I thought if they had that they wouldn’t be in the opticians.
February 10, 2026 at 10:59 AM
I saw a sign at the opticians. ‘Children should not be left without supervision’ I thought if they had that they wouldn’t be in the opticians.
the minority report opticians are rebelling.
eye predictor riot.
eye predictor riot.
May 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
the minority report opticians are rebelling.
eye predictor riot.
eye predictor riot.
Thought I was developing cataracts. Went to opticians, doctors, the lot. Panic, panic, panic. Turns out it was a dirty ipad screen.
Clean your screens.
Clean your screens.
April 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Thought I was developing cataracts. Went to opticians, doctors, the lot. Panic, panic, panic. Turns out it was a dirty ipad screen.
Clean your screens.
Clean your screens.
Officially in old lady territory - just been to opticians, and I'm getting my first pair of varifocals 👓👩🦯👵🦮
September 20, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Officially in old lady territory - just been to opticians, and I'm getting my first pair of varifocals 👓👩🦯👵🦮
This spot in Totton Shopping Centre is the birthplace of the phrase “specs & drugs & sausage rolls”
January 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This spot in Totton Shopping Centre is the birthplace of the phrase “specs & drugs & sausage rolls”
Took the puppy to the opticians for some contact lenses
March 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Took the puppy to the opticians for some contact lenses
As I grow older I find I need only three type of shops. Opticians, pharmacy and deli.
Specs, drugs and sausage rolls.
Specs, drugs and sausage rolls.
May 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
As I grow older I find I need only three type of shops. Opticians, pharmacy and deli.
Specs, drugs and sausage rolls.
Specs, drugs and sausage rolls.
Here's an oldie from The Oldie... #eyetest #optometry #opticians #owl #eagleowl #birds #wildlife #cartoon
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Here's an oldie from The Oldie... #eyetest #optometry #opticians #owl #eagleowl #birds #wildlife #cartoon
Opticians tomorrow...
August 12, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Opticians tomorrow...
Guess who I bumped into at the opticians?
Everyone!
Everyone!
September 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Guess who I bumped into at the opticians?
Everyone!
Everyone!
i tried this, and the guy just said "sir this is an opticians"
July 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
i tried this, and the guy just said "sir this is an opticians"
opticians
📷olympus xa
🎞️kodak vision3 500t/bellini ecn-2/push 1
camden, london
#filmphotography #streetphotography
📷olympus xa
🎞️kodak vision3 500t/bellini ecn-2/push 1
camden, london
#filmphotography #streetphotography
December 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
opticians
📷olympus xa
🎞️kodak vision3 500t/bellini ecn-2/push 1
camden, london
#filmphotography #streetphotography
📷olympus xa
🎞️kodak vision3 500t/bellini ecn-2/push 1
camden, london
#filmphotography #streetphotography
A combined opticians and audiologists called "Now See, Hear!"
February 16, 2026 at 12:41 PM
A combined opticians and audiologists called "Now See, Hear!"
I was at an opticians yesterday and they were selling the Ray-Ban Pervert Glasses.
I'd never gotten a close look before.
They are virtually visually indistinguishable from any other pair of sunglasses unless you REALLY know what to look for.
Ban them immediately, what the fuck?
I'd never gotten a close look before.
They are virtually visually indistinguishable from any other pair of sunglasses unless you REALLY know what to look for.
Ban them immediately, what the fuck?
August 13, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I was at an opticians yesterday and they were selling the Ray-Ban Pervert Glasses.
I'd never gotten a close look before.
They are virtually visually indistinguishable from any other pair of sunglasses unless you REALLY know what to look for.
Ban them immediately, what the fuck?
I'd never gotten a close look before.
They are virtually visually indistinguishable from any other pair of sunglasses unless you REALLY know what to look for.
Ban them immediately, what the fuck?
Sorry for not updating, Ive been dealing with dentists and opticians the last week or so.
September 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Sorry for not updating, Ive been dealing with dentists and opticians the last week or so.