#otels
"Yer Da' paints roundabouts and yer Ma' shouts at 'otels".
September 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Chill the toilet roll like the do in fancy òtels.
April 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Und jetzt machen die drei Jahre Ausbildung, fangen in der Krankenpflege an und haben das fachliche Niveau eines Erstjahresauszubildenden, weil man sie nicht in möglichst viele medizinische Bereiche, sondern teilweise sogar in Kitas und Hotels geschickt hat.
September 28, 2023 at 8:24 PM
@rickynow.bsky.social

This is the place my mate got married in and I was his best man. It's in that place to the west of Nottingham.

"Oooh we dunt do posh 'otels or weddin' receptions eeeyer. We've gorra speshul on cheap whines (sic) though" you might say? 😀
August 28, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Sitting having an ice cream in Ilkley, as a fat Yorkshireman at an adjacent table regurgitates tabloid nonsense about "all them off the boats in 'otels being given i-phones". This country is slowly dying of ignorance.
July 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I’ve been in a lot of ‘otels in my day. Never seen a shared balcony after entering your room.
June 10, 2026 at 12:58 AM
“[H]otels, for instance, are already using AI-powered sensors to monitor air quality and trigger fines for smoking or vaping in rooms. But Hollander warns that sometimes the sensors trigger false positives.”
August 7, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The existence of hotels and motels suggests a whole alphabet of other otels.
December 8, 2023 at 7:17 PM
Fanx fur da memory of tinkerlin bells
Alma mater yells
N Cuban rum n towels
From da vewy bes of otels
Oh how wuverly it waz 💓🎶💓 #tweetchoir
July 20, 2026 at 6:45 PM
That bot neglects to mention that Trump's spawn, DEI, B (& Jared), have all engaged in various corruption or benefitted from their dad's position, whether the $2B Saudi, "Executive" club, WLFI, Trump$ memescam, deals for future Trump ped-otels, or sudden patent grants.
But yeah, Burisma and Hunter.
March 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
This is one of the things that annoys me about people who fall for this racist BS. They're like 'they're puttin' ASYLUM SEEKERS in 'OTELS!' Yeah maybe but there's hotels and there's hotels, do you think they're putting asylum seekers up in the Savoy cunt?
Can the Canary Wharf rioters please not suggest that the hotel we are housing refugees in as a country because this country is that fucked and they had to be moved due to rioting is a nice hotel? It is a hotel by a company known for a burning hotel in Brighton and shit rooms. Probably the worst 1/2
July 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Maybe “m”otels because of all the “m”urders?
September 8, 2023 at 6:53 PM
ghod the future is amazing

reading up on Open Telemetry (OTel)...and... 😂
December 2, 2024 at 11:57 PM
i might be too ocd about h/:/otels i fear.
September 7, 2026 at 10:29 AM
There are two otels in the village?
August 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
If you cant wait, here's the s-cBBC R5L transcript:

Match Olly: I'm a cheekychappy you int a cheekychappy
SirKS: I am determined to deliver cheek
MO: Wot bout them boats?
SKS: No-one gets off alive
MO: Pwoud pwotesas?
SKS: Legitimate concerns
MO: Otels?
SKS: They do a lovely custard creme
September 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Flag waving racist:

‘All they do is ‘ang bout outside 5 star ‘otels lookin miserable an doin nuthin’

Also Flag waving racist:

‘NO THEY CAN’T DO SPORT. SIT DOWN, DO NUTHIN & BE MISERABLE’
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Πρόκειται για τα ξενοδοχεία Ivi Mare, Infinity Blu και The King Jason Protaras της Louis Hotels που διακρίθηκαν στα Top 100 Βest Ηotels της TUI. Η Louis Hotels συ...

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