Oooh how's the taste? Is it pretty weedy tasting or does it actually taste more like orange soda?
I just bought some thc otterpops from my dispensary but they just taste like weed 😭
I just bought some thc otterpops from my dispensary but they just taste like weed 😭
October 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Oooh how's the taste? Is it pretty weedy tasting or does it actually taste more like orange soda?
I just bought some thc otterpops from my dispensary but they just taste like weed 😭
I just bought some thc otterpops from my dispensary but they just taste like weed 😭
that's why i keep otterpops stocked.
October 8, 2026 at 2:26 PM
that's why i keep otterpops stocked.
I'm craving a grape baja blast. I want it in this very sweltering weather.
That or some grape otterpops.
That or some grape otterpops.
October 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I'm craving a grape baja blast. I want it in this very sweltering weather.
That or some grape otterpops.
That or some grape otterpops.
I'm not saying I ENJOY making a grocery list, but am I really expected to just... not make my own decisions about what I eat? "Robot, this grocery list is just 4 different brands of beans, OtterPops, and 1 Lunchable."
"EveRyThIng tHe hUmAn bOdy NeEds, MasTer."
"EveRyThIng tHe hUmAn bOdy NeEds, MasTer."
Never in my life has creating a grocery list felt like a burden, and you should absolutely not be using an LLM to "reach out to contractors" or giving it access to your Google account
Have these people considered being human?
Have these people considered being human?
oh look, a quote tweet with 'sigh' and replies turned off. I'm sure that is all very important but sometimes we also need to get a grocery list written up, reach out to contractors, engage with bureaucracy, update a google calendar, etc. I'm sure we can offload some of that. bsky.app/profile/tres...
September 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I'm not saying I ENJOY making a grocery list, but am I really expected to just... not make my own decisions about what I eat? "Robot, this grocery list is just 4 different brands of beans, OtterPops, and 1 Lunchable."
"EveRyThIng tHe hUmAn bOdy NeEds, MasTer."
"EveRyThIng tHe hUmAn bOdy NeEds, MasTer."
*leans back*
It's summer 1991. I have distressed gray shorts and a neon pink t-shirt. My hair is bleached from the sun and has a greenish tint from too much time in the pool. I have a new Goosebumps book and there's otterpops in the freezer. I will never again have it so good.
It's summer 1991. I have distressed gray shorts and a neon pink t-shirt. My hair is bleached from the sun and has a greenish tint from too much time in the pool. I have a new Goosebumps book and there's otterpops in the freezer. I will never again have it so good.
1991 Sears catalog photo. Those of us who lived through this time period are still mentally recovering. Psychiatrists across America steeling themselves and saying, "tell me about the sunglasses and the paint-splatter pants."
September 28, 2026 at 6:45 PM
*leans back*
It's summer 1991. I have distressed gray shorts and a neon pink t-shirt. My hair is bleached from the sun and has a greenish tint from too much time in the pool. I have a new Goosebumps book and there's otterpops in the freezer. I will never again have it so good.
It's summer 1991. I have distressed gray shorts and a neon pink t-shirt. My hair is bleached from the sun and has a greenish tint from too much time in the pool. I have a new Goosebumps book and there's otterpops in the freezer. I will never again have it so good.
truly powerless when faced with otterpops
September 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
truly powerless when faced with otterpops
my forgetful ass dont even remember how this post was supposed to find fraud, didnt find any, promised a bunch of non frozen otterpops to the point of your untimely yet karmic death", but whatever works i guess
September 17, 2026 at 12:54 AM
my forgetful ass dont even remember how this post was supposed to find fraud, didnt find any, promised a bunch of non frozen otterpops to the point of your untimely yet karmic death", but whatever works i guess
i’ve always loved sucking on OtterPops!
September 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
i’ve always loved sucking on OtterPops!
im still smiling though so i have a bunch of non frozen otterpops to the point of washing machines?
September 3, 2026 at 8:51 AM
im still smiling though so i have a bunch of non frozen otterpops to the point of washing machines?
You know what I miss? Otterpops
September 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
You know what I miss? Otterpops
Yeah, I like the Outshine pops but I don't think I'll be buying them again. Back to OtterPops for me.
August 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Yeah, I like the Outshine pops but I don't think I'll be buying them again. Back to OtterPops for me.
I hope so because I'm so deathly pale all blush looks like mortician makeup on me and lipstick looks like I got into some otterpops
August 15, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I hope so because I'm so deathly pale all blush looks like mortician makeup on me and lipstick looks like I got into some otterpops
Apropos of nothing, I think it’s funny to approach Doom with OtterPops and say, “I hold in my hand two OtterPops. Which OtterPop will be chosen?”
August 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Apropos of nothing, I think it’s funny to approach Doom with OtterPops and say, “I hold in my hand two OtterPops. Which OtterPop will be chosen?”
theres this lady on tiktok who called a bunch of non frozen otterpops to the point of your untimely yet karmic death", but whatever works i guess
August 7, 2026 at 9:22 AM
theres this lady on tiktok who called a bunch of non frozen otterpops to the point of your untimely yet karmic death", but whatever works i guess
Like chill they're otterpops. I think you're supposed to eat like 10 at a time.
July 20, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Like chill they're otterpops. I think you're supposed to eat like 10 at a time.
Couldn’t resist a box of OtterPops at Costco… but why is the orange flavour Little Orphan Orange Otter? 😢
July 18, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Couldn’t resist a box of OtterPops at Costco… but why is the orange flavour Little Orphan Orange Otter? 😢
I wish the hydration break featured Capri Suns and Otterpops, let's show the world what we're really great at
July 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I wish the hydration break featured Capri Suns and Otterpops, let's show the world what we're really great at
picked em up on my walmart order and they're basically otterpops, i can't imagine they're uncommon!
July 9, 2026 at 4:58 AM
picked em up on my walmart order and they're basically otterpops, i can't imagine they're uncommon!
The reason why we don’t really have any good scissors is because *someone* kept using them to cut open otterpops. I’m not going to point the finger of blame (but it was Tom). I keep all the heathens away from my actual good scissors that I use for crafting.
July 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The reason why we don’t really have any good scissors is because *someone* kept using them to cut open otterpops. I’m not going to point the finger of blame (but it was Tom). I keep all the heathens away from my actual good scissors that I use for crafting.
Heck yeah, sweet treat!
I call them freezies, but I know others call them popsicles, icies, freeze pops, or otterpops. Either way, love these things!
I call them freezies, but I know others call them popsicles, icies, freeze pops, or otterpops. Either way, love these things!
July 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Heck yeah, sweet treat!
I call them freezies, but I know others call them popsicles, icies, freeze pops, or otterpops. Either way, love these things!
I call them freezies, but I know others call them popsicles, icies, freeze pops, or otterpops. Either way, love these things!
Like if otterpops had powers like my siblings and I used to pretend
July 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Like if otterpops had powers like my siblings and I used to pretend
An energetic ferret (possibly due to sugary cereal noms) bursts out of a Froot Loops cereal box.
While an otter chills out in a box of OtterPops!
While an otter chills out in a box of OtterPops!
June 30, 2026 at 5:48 PM
An energetic ferret (possibly due to sugary cereal noms) bursts out of a Froot Loops cereal box.
While an otter chills out in a box of OtterPops!
While an otter chills out in a box of OtterPops!
same with all cats ofc
and doggos, birbs, fae, ferrets, Wolf Girls 🫦, goblins, otterpops, Wolf Girls 🫦
everyone realy at this point :3
and doggos, birbs, fae, ferrets, Wolf Girls 🫦, goblins, otterpops, Wolf Girls 🫦
everyone realy at this point :3
June 29, 2026 at 5:01 AM
same with all cats ofc
and doggos, birbs, fae, ferrets, Wolf Girls 🫦, goblins, otterpops, Wolf Girls 🫦
everyone realy at this point :3
and doggos, birbs, fae, ferrets, Wolf Girls 🫦, goblins, otterpops, Wolf Girls 🫦
everyone realy at this point :3
Hey, the shareholders needed it to be this stupid so they could maximize synergy facilitation net asset portfolio optimization with Kentucky Fried Chicken and OtterPops.
June 28, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Hey, the shareholders needed it to be this stupid so they could maximize synergy facilitation net asset portfolio optimization with Kentucky Fried Chicken and OtterPops.
The thing about France is they have those ice pops that are basically juice in a plastic tube that you put in the freezer (I think there are different regional names for these — freezees or otterpops when I was a kid) in MINT.
Need a mint ice lolly.
Need a mint ice lolly.
June 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The thing about France is they have those ice pops that are basically juice in a plastic tube that you put in the freezer (I think there are different regional names for these — freezees or otterpops when I was a kid) in MINT.
Need a mint ice lolly.
Need a mint ice lolly.