#p45
you know i just realised i haven't got a P45 yet turns out its on some alumni portal i got an email about only the email for that never mentions "there are some pretty important financial/employment documents on here"
October 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Maybe this time Simon should give his photographer the P45?
October 6, 2026 at 9:14 AM
DA assures food supply adequacy amid Super El Niño, P45 billion aid for farmers

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DA assures food supply adequacy amid Super El Niño, P45 billion aid for farmers
The Department of Agriculture (DA) has assured the public that food supply remains sufficient to withstand the effects of Super El Niño, with current stockpiles indicating 75 days of rice, 125 days of chicken, 170 days of pork, and 90 days of corn. Agriculture Secretary Francisco Tiu Laurel Jr. emphasized during a Malacañang briefing that maintaining these levels eliminates the need for panic, directing the National Food Authority to fill warehouses with local rice and considering imports only as a last resort. The DA has secured P45 billion in fertilizer assistance for farmers and fisherfolk, with P6.2 billion already allocated for fuel and fertilizer aid, and an additional P10 billion earmarked for solar irrigation systems and equipment. The government has also allocated P10 billion for 2027 to address worsening El Niño impacts, with Congress supporting the presidential assistance program. Progressive lawmakers are calling for an investigation into El Niño's agricultural impact, while the environment department advises against food hoarding and prepares for worst-case scenarios without declaring a climate emergency. The DA's measures aim to stabilize food security and support agricultural sectors facing climate challenges.
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October 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Why wait 'til the summertime to hand me a P45?
October 5, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I asked for an exit interview from my last employer. Not only did I not get one, I am still waiting for my P45, my final payslip, for both HMRC and the pension provider to be told I am no longer an employee.
October 5, 2026 at 7:13 AM
I think we are all agreed that the BBC needs to hand him his P45 ASAP
October 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
How a Georgia Senate ad from JON OSSOFF FOR SENATE works on you: “deliver a powerful blow against Trumpism” is Loaded Language, words picked for the feeling, not the facts. Semblen found 4 techniques in the ad. https://semblen.com/races/ga-senate?ref=bsky-p45#ad-1327558642642300 #GASen #Midterms2026
Georgia Senate 2026 ads: Ossoff vs. Collins, who's paying — Semblen
SLF PAC has spent $9.9M opposing Ossoff. 71 ads in the 2026 Georgia Senate race, analyzed for manipulation techniques — 40 use at least one.
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October 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Why wait 'til the summertime to hand me a P45?
October 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Who initiated it?

What information triggered it?

What exactly were the officers tasked to investigate?

And where did the allegations about coercion and finances originate?

They better fucking exist, or it's P45 time.
October 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
You’ll never beat it mate

Whoever thought these current engines were a good idea, needs handing their P45
October 4, 2026 at 8:08 AM
They all bringing white flags or something?

Prepared for their P45's?

Fucking wankers.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Conservatives aim to be election-ready ahead of party conference
The party will focus on the economy and welfare, as Kemi Badenoch tells her team to prepare for a possible early election.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Easier said than done...

We were doing much better than before until P45 and P47 got into office ☹️
October 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
For the past 7 days, I have been in a, well who could be a replacement headspace. And my mind has drifted towards the NWSL coaches who've recently got their P45.
September 30, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Very excited about this though: "Adjust signal timing for 2nd Ave Ext S and 4th Ave S to accommodate full crossing from King Street Station to Union Station" (p45)
September 30, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Tror problemet er vekten.

Har P45 selv. Er en big boy.. tror ikke du burde feste den til en bordplate. Burde nesten stå på sin egen liten greie med hjul kanskje? Sånn at du kan ha den inn under selve kontorpulten?
September 30, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I still remember the joy of Theresa May and the constant coughing. The backdrop falling down and the delivery of the P45 were the icing on the cake.
It was nice to have a proper laugh at such a shitty government.
September 30, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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September 30, 2026 at 2:31 PM
ok siden jeg har kjøpt kåk, må jeg nesten begynne å tenke litt på ting.

en ting jeg lurer på. jeg har lyst på en sånn musikkprodusent-pult med plass til datamaskin og en "skuff" eller hylle eller noe til piano under. jeg har et yamaha p45 piano. er det noen av dere som har et forslag?
September 30, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Finally got my P45. I guess it's now double-official that I am a Gentleman of Leisure.
September 29, 2026 at 4:09 PM
ffs... Said upper management of that place needs their P45's handed to them.
September 29, 2026 at 12:25 PM
It's an anomaly right?

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September 29, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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September 29, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Complain, criticize, campaign...that's what GOPers do; governing is *not* something they do. Example: Bush left the country in the toilet, GOPers spent eight years complaining while blocking Obama at every step possible, then P45 broke things more

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September 29, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I swear to god this reminds me of all the dumb gun brand fanboy forums where people start threads about "The West Dakota Department of Commercial Fisheries just adopted the SIG & Wesson P45! We're winning!" 🙄🤦‍♀️
September 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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