In a Pakled administration.
November 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
In a Pakled administration.
The Federation is a socialist paradise.
Really set my expectations way too high.
Meanwhile, we're ruled by Pakleds.
Really set my expectations way too high.
Meanwhile, we're ruled by Pakleds.
Star Trek Lower Decks: Pakled Queen Helmet Line
Alt: Star Trek Lower Decks: Pakled Queen Helmet Line
"Oh, I don't have a big enough helmet to do that."
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October 31, 2026 at 3:38 AM
The Federation is a socialist paradise.
Really set my expectations way too high.
Meanwhile, we're ruled by Pakleds.
Really set my expectations way too high.
Meanwhile, we're ruled by Pakleds.
Guest appearance as a Pakled, wouldn't even need makeup.
November 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Guest appearance as a Pakled, wouldn't even need makeup.
Do none of you Jailbreak your Pakled to run a Linux OS?
November 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Do none of you Jailbreak your Pakled to run a Linux OS?
We are pakled
October 30, 2026 at 2:00 PM
We are pakled
He's definitely a wannabe Cardassian, but really, he's just a Vorta.
Maga is definitely Pakled 😂
Maga is definitely Pakled 😂
October 30, 2026 at 10:27 PM
He's definitely a wannabe Cardassian, but really, he's just a Vorta.
Maga is definitely Pakled 😂
Maga is definitely Pakled 😂
Yeah...the final option of euthenaizing the Pakled to increase its intelligence was brilliant but also dreadfully dark.
November 1, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Yeah...the final option of euthenaizing the Pakled to increase its intelligence was brilliant but also dreadfully dark.
That is a brilliant idea!
Battle Chief @betterchief.bsky.social, do you want me to round up some Pakled test subjects for this?!
Battle Chief @betterchief.bsky.social, do you want me to round up some Pakled test subjects for this?!
November 1, 2026 at 7:52 PM
That is a brilliant idea!
Battle Chief @betterchief.bsky.social, do you want me to round up some Pakled test subjects for this?!
Battle Chief @betterchief.bsky.social, do you want me to round up some Pakled test subjects for this?!
[serenely] I am Pakled.
November 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
[serenely] I am Pakled.
It's like visiting the Pakled homeworld...too stupid to have warp drive but do.
Star Trek Lower Decks: Pakled Queen Helmet Line
Alt: Star Trek Lower Decks: Pakled Queen Helmet Line
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November 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
It's like visiting the Pakled homeworld...too stupid to have warp drive but do.
Betazoid crime fiction does interesting things with telepathy that non-telepaths usually don't understand.
In Trill crime fiction someone's previous host usually knows the key piece of information.
Don't ask about Pakled crime fiction.
In Trill crime fiction someone's previous host usually knows the key piece of information.
Don't ask about Pakled crime fiction.
November 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Betazoid crime fiction does interesting things with telepathy that non-telepaths usually don't understand.
In Trill crime fiction someone's previous host usually knows the key piece of information.
Don't ask about Pakled crime fiction.
In Trill crime fiction someone's previous host usually knows the key piece of information.
Don't ask about Pakled crime fiction.
He's more Cardassian/Dominion. They're the militarized, patriarchal supremacists.
Romulans are the secret police state, and Ferengi are oligarchy. But they don't quite catch Miller's groove.
MAGA, of course is pure Pakled. 😆
Romulans are the secret police state, and Ferengi are oligarchy. But they don't quite catch Miller's groove.
MAGA, of course is pure Pakled. 😆
October 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
He's more Cardassian/Dominion. They're the militarized, patriarchal supremacists.
Romulans are the secret police state, and Ferengi are oligarchy. But they don't quite catch Miller's groove.
MAGA, of course is pure Pakled. 😆
Romulans are the secret police state, and Ferengi are oligarchy. But they don't quite catch Miller's groove.
MAGA, of course is pure Pakled. 😆
VP: We are not smart.
October 29, 2026 at 2:09 PM
VP: We are not smart.
She’ll probably give the chili to Father to figure out how to weaponize it.
As for Brad…she always loves a new live specimen.
That’s why I got her a Pakled one year. I was hoping she could figure out how to make them more intelligent.
As for Brad…she always loves a new live specimen.
That’s why I got her a Pakled one year. I was hoping she could figure out how to make them more intelligent.
November 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
She’ll probably give the chili to Father to figure out how to weaponize it.
As for Brad…she always loves a new live specimen.
That’s why I got her a Pakled one year. I was hoping she could figure out how to make them more intelligent.
As for Brad…she always loves a new live specimen.
That’s why I got her a Pakled one year. I was hoping she could figure out how to make them more intelligent.
“The Woke are the Borg…”
October 29, 2026 at 11:52 PM
“The Woke are the Borg…”
I am not sure, but as somebody who wants to understand how to rehearse how to do things better for the future, I looked at his account's posts after the incident. He mentioned something about how people were not as smart as he had hoped after the advent of Star Trek, and compared me to a Pakled.
November 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I am not sure, but as somebody who wants to understand how to rehearse how to do things better for the future, I looked at his account's posts after the incident. He mentioned something about how people were not as smart as he had hoped after the advent of Star Trek, and compared me to a Pakled.
The Rep from the Planet Pakled
November 2, 2026 at 5:44 AM
The Rep from the Planet Pakled
Tonight's Lost TNG Episode: "The Pakled Mandate"
October 28, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Tonight's Lost TNG Episode: "The Pakled Mandate"
He talks like a Pakled, acts like a Pakled, and thinks like a Pakled.😄😄
October 24, 2026 at 3:41 PM
He talks like a Pakled, acts like a Pakled, and thinks like a Pakled.😄😄
You want my Star Trek hear me outs? The fish person played by Mick Fleetwood, TOS salt vampire, Fallit Kot, the Nausicaans that roughed Quark up, Beverly Crusher's grandma and the Pakled Queen from Lower Decks. You can ignore anyone past the salt vampire because they maybe conventionally attractive.
October 25, 2026 at 8:25 PM
You want my Star Trek hear me outs? The fish person played by Mick Fleetwood, TOS salt vampire, Fallit Kot, the Nausicaans that roughed Quark up, Beverly Crusher's grandma and the Pakled Queen from Lower Decks. You can ignore anyone past the salt vampire because they maybe conventionally attractive.
It's complicated.
She took time to learn that the Pegasus had been fully refit following the battle, including a few surprise gifts from her Pakled friend, a savant engineer in his own right, met with her defense attorney, and took a short nap with her girlfriend once Ronda returned from helping
She took time to learn that the Pegasus had been fully refit following the battle, including a few surprise gifts from her Pakled friend, a savant engineer in his own right, met with her defense attorney, and took a short nap with her girlfriend once Ronda returned from helping
October 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
It's complicated.
She took time to learn that the Pegasus had been fully refit following the battle, including a few surprise gifts from her Pakled friend, a savant engineer in his own right, met with her defense attorney, and took a short nap with her girlfriend once Ronda returned from helping
She took time to learn that the Pegasus had been fully refit following the battle, including a few surprise gifts from her Pakled friend, a savant engineer in his own right, met with her defense attorney, and took a short nap with her girlfriend once Ronda returned from helping
She was joined in this endeavor by the small number of her own crew who had joined her on the Klingon vessel.
On the ground, she discovered that a single pakled, Remdar, whom she had befriended in her short time on the planet, was the reason the weapon malfunctioned. He had risked his own life
On the ground, she discovered that a single pakled, Remdar, whom she had befriended in her short time on the planet, was the reason the weapon malfunctioned. He had risked his own life
October 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
She was joined in this endeavor by the small number of her own crew who had joined her on the Klingon vessel.
On the ground, she discovered that a single pakled, Remdar, whom she had befriended in her short time on the planet, was the reason the weapon malfunctioned. He had risked his own life
On the ground, she discovered that a single pakled, Remdar, whom she had befriended in her short time on the planet, was the reason the weapon malfunctioned. He had risked his own life
Btw…you still didn’t show me the battle plans of the Pakled Extermination Crusade.
October 23, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Btw…you still didn’t show me the battle plans of the Pakled Extermination Crusade.