I love papers that say "Stop doing the Bad Thing! The Bad Thing is bad!" and even better when they also say "Here's how to do the Good Thing instead!" in small words that a statistician of very little brain can understand
The Bloke With The Dog is waiting outside the shop when I walk up. We get the papers out of the box. The shopkeeper arrives. We carry the papers in. I knock the box of poppies off the counter and they scatter across the floor, heavy with poignant metaphor. The Bloke With Two Dogs comes in.
November 7, 2026 at 6:24 AM
The Bloke With The Dog is waiting outside the shop when I walk up. We get the papers out of the box. The shopkeeper arrives. We carry the papers in. I knock the box of poppies off the counter and they scatter across the floor, heavy with poignant metaphor. The Bloke With Two Dogs comes in.