part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
"part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; part of this is conservatives projecting;
and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
bsky.app/profile/sara...
and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
bsky.app/profile/sara...
They find it inconceivable that you could believe in anything and act on it without getting paid because if there wasn’t an endorsement deal to hawk fake supplements or straight up cash for podcasting, these people wouldn’t even muster the effort to log on.
January 26, 2026 at 12:19 AM
"part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; part of this is conservatives projecting;
and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
bsky.app/profile/sara...
and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
bsky.app/profile/sara...
You just reskeeted it, but I really loved the way @sarahjeong.bsky.social put it: "part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis".
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
You just reskeeted it, but I really loved the way @sarahjeong.bsky.social put it: "part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis".
"part of this is conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money;
and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
bsky.app/profile/sara...
and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
bsky.app/profile/sara...
They find it inconceivable that you could believe in anything and act on it without getting paid because if there wasn’t an endorsement deal to hawk fake supplements or straight up cash for podcasting, these people wouldn’t even muster the effort to log on.
January 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
"part of this is conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money;
and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
bsky.app/profile/sara...
and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
bsky.app/profile/sara...
"part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
bsky.app/profile/sara...
bsky.app/profile/sara...
Never forget that the reason they are so convinced you’re all getting paid is that they are all getting paid.
The fact that every right winger with influence screams "who is paying for all of this" tells you exactly how awash in cash they all are, and how much they rely on that to keep their movement afloat.
May 27, 2026 at 8:07 PM
"part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
bsky.app/profile/sara...
bsky.app/profile/sara...
This parthogenesis?
September 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This parthogenesis?
“Spontaneous act of parthogenesis” legit made me laugh out loud.
January 26, 2026 at 3:07 AM
“Spontaneous act of parthogenesis” legit made me laugh out loud.
In Legends, Hutts were hermaphroditic and reproduced via parthogenesis. The new canon made them reproduce conventionally.
I'm guessing this happened around 2014?
I'm guessing this happened around 2014?
October 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
In Legends, Hutts were hermaphroditic and reproduced via parthogenesis. The new canon made them reproduce conventionally.
I'm guessing this happened around 2014?
I'm guessing this happened around 2014?
Be honest, that entire this was just a vehicle for "children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis." 😂
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Be honest, that entire this was just a vehicle for "children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis." 😂
Hahahahaha
"part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
thank you for that laugh.
"part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
thank you for that laugh.
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Hahahahaha
"part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
thank you for that laugh.
"part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
thank you for that laugh.
People don't realize how good this casting is because like a slug Jeremy Allen also reproduces asexually through parthogenesis
Jeremy Allen White will officially star as Jabba the Hutt’s son in ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’
In theaters on May 22, 2026.
In theaters on May 22, 2026.
December 10, 2024 at 7:39 PM
People don't realize how good this casting is because like a slug Jeremy Allen also reproduces asexually through parthogenesis
"This lizard's a female. You can tell because of the yellow stripes. Only the females have stripes, and the males... Don't exist. They're all female. They reproduce through parthogenesis. They're lizards."
November 24, 2024 at 2:17 AM
"This lizard's a female. You can tell because of the yellow stripes. Only the females have stripes, and the males... Don't exist. They're all female. They reproduce through parthogenesis. They're lizards."
"part of this is conservatives projecting;
part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money;
and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
bsky.app/profile/sara...
part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money;
and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
bsky.app/profile/sara...
They find it inconceivable that you could believe in anything and act on it without getting paid because if there wasn’t an endorsement deal to hawk fake supplements or straight up cash for podcasting, these people wouldn’t even muster the effort to log on.
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 AM
"part of this is conservatives projecting;
part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money;
and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
bsky.app/profile/sara...
part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money;
and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis"
bsky.app/profile/sara...
Its Working! Keep It Up! #cyberhextrump2026 #hextrump2026 #cybermagic #cyberhex #shadowic #judaismhas8genders #transphobiclawviolatesfirstamendment #freedomofreligion #jesuswasintersex #parthogenesis #virginbirths #androgynosgender #tumtumgender
March 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
“children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis” wins the internet today .
January 26, 2026 at 2:41 AM
“children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis” wins the internet today .
just incredible loser shit (the screenshot, attached below)
anyway "dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis" is a gem worth preserving
anyway "dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis" is a gem worth preserving
part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 5:07 AM
just incredible loser shit (the screenshot, attached below)
anyway "dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis" is a gem worth preserving
anyway "dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis" is a gem worth preserving
“She’s got three kids”
Magically? Did she make them out of clay? Did they fall from the sky? Parthogenesis?
“She’s got” FOH
Magically? Did she make them out of clay? Did they fall from the sky? Parthogenesis?
“She’s got” FOH
The topic comes up a couple of times in his New York Times interview.
First, when he talks about how it's his wife's job to keep the kids quiet in church.
www.nytimes.com/2024/10/12/m...
First, when he talks about how it's his wife's job to keep the kids quiet in church.
www.nytimes.com/2024/10/12/m...
October 12, 2024 at 6:49 PM
“She’s got three kids”
Magically? Did she make them out of clay? Did they fall from the sky? Parthogenesis?
“She’s got” FOH
Magically? Did she make them out of clay? Did they fall from the sky? Parthogenesis?
“She’s got” FOH
Parthogenesis.
May 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Parthogenesis.
excuse me, but "they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis" is one of the funniest things I've read in FOREVER! Thank you for that!
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 AM
excuse me, but "they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis" is one of the funniest things I've read in FOREVER! Thank you for that!
His son has Mirai's genetic influence.
This one is just the result of Bright parthogenesis. 😂
This one is just the result of Bright parthogenesis. 😂
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
His son has Mirai's genetic influence.
This one is just the result of Bright parthogenesis. 😂
This one is just the result of Bright parthogenesis. 😂
Drag queens lines behind made of mothers and daughters only, we can infer that they reproduce through parthogenesis (and incidentally: drag name)
February 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Drag queens lines behind made of mothers and daughters only, we can infer that they reproduce through parthogenesis (and incidentally: drag name)
Is this one of the parthenogenic species that still needs to go through copulatory behavior for the parthogenesis to take place, or is it one of the spontaneous ones?
March 5, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Is this one of the parthenogenic species that still needs to go through copulatory behavior for the parthogenesis to take place, or is it one of the spontaneous ones?
i am pursuing a career in the sciences. i want to induce parthogenesis in humans because i am a feminist
March 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
i am pursuing a career in the sciences. i want to induce parthogenesis in humans because i am a feminist
“dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis” 😂
part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 1:12 AM
“dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis” 😂