The Homan patented tough guy cuff shake and ring twist move.
July 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The Homan patented tough guy cuff shake and ring twist move.
They’ve been giving us disease, ever since we replaced real food with patented food replacements.
August 8, 2026 at 8:12 AM
They’ve been giving us disease, ever since we replaced real food with patented food replacements.
#TimothyChampagne patented injection system at work
August 16, 2026 at 11:08 AM
#TimothyChampagne patented injection system at work
yet another patented Zuckerberg bag fumble. the guy is just not that clever
Despite a massive head start, BlueSky has now overtaken Threads in the US 👇
November 20, 2024 at 2:07 PM
yet another patented Zuckerberg bag fumble. the guy is just not that clever
Patented in 1916 and built to speed up making change, this Brandt Automatic Cashier did it with the push of a button.
IG: @harpgallery
IG: @harpgallery
September 21, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Patented in 1916 and built to speed up making change, this Brandt Automatic Cashier did it with the push of a button.
IG: @harpgallery
IG: @harpgallery
Microsoft just patented Duolingo
September 23, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Microsoft just patented Duolingo
YOU PATENTED THE NEMESIS SYSTEM AND FOR WHAT? TO JUST KILL THE STUDIO THAT GAVE IT TO YOU
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA
February 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
YOU PATENTED THE NEMESIS SYSTEM AND FOR WHAT? TO JUST KILL THE STUDIO THAT GAVE IT TO YOU
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA
This calls for a patented Toni Storm dance party. #AEWDynamite
May 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This calls for a patented Toni Storm dance party. #AEWDynamite
January 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
my patented blooper giggle 🤭
April 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
my patented blooper giggle 🤭
new patented posture innovation technology(tm)(c)
May 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
new patented posture innovation technology(tm)(c)
I have patented masturbation®
May 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I have patented masturbation®
Or one of my patented Ambien Haldol smoothies
This is getting repetitive. I feel like every rant against Tom goes like this:
Tom: <writes article>
Mob: AKSHUALLY
Tom: Did you read my article?
Mob: REAGAN FAIRNESS DOCTRINE GOP FASCISM
Tom: <responds with factual argument backed up by data>
Mob: YEAH but...shut up
Tom: <reaches for Advil>
Tom: <writes article>
Mob: AKSHUALLY
Tom: Did you read my article?
Mob: REAGAN FAIRNESS DOCTRINE GOP FASCISM
Tom: <responds with factual argument backed up by data>
Mob: YEAH but...shut up
Tom: <reaches for Advil>
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Or one of my patented Ambien Haldol smoothies
Luke's patented method for seducing men (2026 updated)
March 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Luke's patented method for seducing men (2026 updated)
PATENTED YESTERDAY ???
An "electrical stimulation" collar that is supposed to reduce the likelihood of having a child with autism, "especially for women who are taking [SSRIs] or who are using cocaine."
Patented yesterday.
US 12168121
Patented yesterday.
US 12168121
December 18, 2024 at 11:54 PM
PATENTED YESTERDAY ???
Black women in STEM!! Sis said it’s patented and trademarked!!
September 23, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Black women in STEM!! Sis said it’s patented and trademarked!!
This rare 1920s original expanding dining table by furniture designer Josef Seiler who invented and patented the "Liegnitz Ringtisch", a mechanism that allows a round table to increase its overall diameter while remaining perfectly circular.
IG; @galeriebalbach
www.instagram.com/galeriebalba...
IG; @galeriebalbach
www.instagram.com/galeriebalba...
September 24, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This rare 1920s original expanding dining table by furniture designer Josef Seiler who invented and patented the "Liegnitz Ringtisch", a mechanism that allows a round table to increase its overall diameter while remaining perfectly circular.
IG; @galeriebalbach
www.instagram.com/galeriebalba...
IG; @galeriebalbach
www.instagram.com/galeriebalba...
Jayden Daniels just took one of his patented Wile E Coyote hits there
December 30, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Jayden Daniels just took one of his patented Wile E Coyote hits there
Grumpy Face Blacky Whitey aka Grumps is giving me her patented look
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Grumpy Face Blacky Whitey aka Grumps is giving me her patented look
Sasha patented Innocent Face™😂
August 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Sasha patented Innocent Face™😂
On May 6, 1913, Nikola Tesla patented Turbine.
May 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
On May 6, 1913, Nikola Tesla patented Turbine.
Tuchel with his patented match losing substitutions
September 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Tuchel with his patented match losing substitutions
this is a patented chicken chickpoint
October 29, 2024 at 3:53 PM
this is a patented chicken chickpoint
Patented Superman stress toy
March 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Patented Superman stress toy