#patented
The Homan patented tough guy cuff shake and ring twist move.
July 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
They’ve been giving us disease, ever since we replaced real food with patented food replacements.
August 8, 2026 at 8:12 AM
#TimothyChampagne patented injection system at work
August 16, 2026 at 11:08 AM
yet another patented Zuckerberg bag fumble. the guy is just not that clever
Despite a massive head start, BlueSky has now overtaken Threads in the US 👇
November 20, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Patented in 1916 and built to speed up making change, this Brandt Automatic Cashier did it with the push of a button.

IG: @harpgallery
September 21, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Microsoft just patented Duolingo
I will never, *ever* purchase a game with this 'functionality'.
September 23, 2026 at 9:34 PM
YOU PATENTED THE NEMESIS SYSTEM AND FOR WHAT? TO JUST KILL THE STUDIO THAT GAVE IT TO YOU
AAAAAAAAAAA
February 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This calls for a patented Toni Storm dance party. #AEWDynamite
May 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
may i present to you my patented technique for winning any argument?

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January 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
my patented blooper giggle 🤭
April 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
new patented posture innovation technology(tm)(c)
May 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I have patented masturbation®
May 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Or one of my patented Ambien Haldol smoothies
This is getting repetitive. I feel like every rant against Tom goes like this:

Tom: <writes article>
Mob: AKSHUALLY
Tom: Did you read my article?
Mob: REAGAN FAIRNESS DOCTRINE GOP FASCISM
Tom: <responds with factual argument backed up by data>
Mob: YEAH but...shut up
Tom: <reaches for Advil>
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Luke's patented method for seducing men (2026 updated)
March 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
PATENTED YESTERDAY ???
An "electrical stimulation" collar that is supposed to reduce the likelihood of having a child with autism, "especially for women who are taking [SSRIs] or who are using cocaine."
Patented yesterday.
US 12168121
December 18, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Black women in STEM!! Sis said it’s patented and trademarked!!
September 23, 2026 at 3:19 AM
the patented border collie stare #art #furryart
April 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This rare 1920s original expanding dining table by furniture designer Josef Seiler who invented and patented the "Liegnitz Ringtisch", a mechanism that allows a round table to increase its overall diameter while remaining perfectly circular.

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September 24, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Jayden Daniels just took one of his patented Wile E Coyote hits there
December 30, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Grumpy Face Blacky Whitey aka Grumps is giving me her patented look
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Sasha patented Innocent Face™😂
August 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
On May 6, 1913, Nikola Tesla patented Turbine.
May 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Tuchel with his patented match losing substitutions
September 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
this is a patented chicken chickpoint
October 29, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Patented Superman stress toy
March 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM