Scott Bagley
@bagphos.bsky.social
“The Decorator” Hexagon farmer #PfizerChemistry #TeamHeptanes @organicdivision.org ORGN Program Chair. Granted Chem-Icon status by @drdre4000.bsky.social Opinions, posts/RTs are my own. Fellow of the ACS
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Scott Bagley
@bagphos.bsky.social
· Nov 14
🎵I've made my schemes
Line after line
Written my sentence
Experimentals so fine
NMR tables
I've made a few
I've had my share of plans scooped in my face
But I've come through (and I mean to go on, and on, and on, and on)
🎼
We write the patents, my friends
And we'll keep on writing 'til the end🎵
Line after line
Written my sentence
Experimentals so fine
NMR tables
I've made a few
I've had my share of plans scooped in my face
But I've come through (and I mean to go on, and on, and on, and on)
🎼
We write the patents, my friends
And we'll keep on writing 'til the end🎵
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this is pretty wild
if it catches on in the United States, waste costs for organic solvents will jump significantly
if it catches on in the United States, waste costs for organic solvents will jump significantly
In a first, cement giant to tap thermal batteries for cleaner heat #energysky -- via Canary Media:
In a first, cement giant to tap thermal batteries for cleaner heat
Holcim will deploy two batteries from the startup Electrified Thermal Solutions to cut down on fossil fuels, which often supply the intense heat in…
www.canarymedia.com
September 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
this is pretty wild
if it catches on in the United States, waste costs for organic solvents will jump significantly
if it catches on in the United States, waste costs for organic solvents will jump significantly
“Requests for dichlormethane require a separate oath and a letter of recommendation from the university president.”
😂
😂
September 16, 2026 at 12:07 AM
“Requests for dichlormethane require a separate oath and a letter of recommendation from the university president.”
😂
😂
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"This is satire. Colgate would not be considered."
dying 🤣
dying 🤣
September 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
"This is satire. Colgate would not be considered."
dying 🤣
dying 🤣
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I have a pair of furry slippers. I call them shoebaccas. My wife says this is another reason why I have no friends.
September 14, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I have a pair of furry slippers. I call them shoebaccas. My wife says this is another reason why I have no friends.
Blast Shield:
“I’ve seen some serious shit”
“I’ve seen some serious shit”
September 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Blast Shield:
“I’ve seen some serious shit”
“I’ve seen some serious shit”
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Mark your calendar!
The next Virtual Symposium ft. Prof. Rob Paton (Colorado State Univ.) and Prof. Jolene Reid (Univ. of British Columbia) is Weds Oct. 14th at 12noon ET!
Watch Free!
Youtube: orgn.link/watch
Zoom: orgn.link/vs-zoom
Many thanks to @BeyondCCHF
The next Virtual Symposium ft. Prof. Rob Paton (Colorado State Univ.) and Prof. Jolene Reid (Univ. of British Columbia) is Weds Oct. 14th at 12noon ET!
Watch Free!
Youtube: orgn.link/watch
Zoom: orgn.link/vs-zoom
Many thanks to @BeyondCCHF
September 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Mark your calendar!
The next Virtual Symposium ft. Prof. Rob Paton (Colorado State Univ.) and Prof. Jolene Reid (Univ. of British Columbia) is Weds Oct. 14th at 12noon ET!
Watch Free!
Youtube: orgn.link/watch
Zoom: orgn.link/vs-zoom
Many thanks to @BeyondCCHF
The next Virtual Symposium ft. Prof. Rob Paton (Colorado State Univ.) and Prof. Jolene Reid (Univ. of British Columbia) is Weds Oct. 14th at 12noon ET!
Watch Free!
Youtube: orgn.link/watch
Zoom: orgn.link/vs-zoom
Many thanks to @BeyondCCHF
Reposted by Scott Bagley
Reposted by Scott Bagley
The Department of Chemistry at the University of Pennsylvania invites applications for a tenure-track position at the rank of Assistant Professor in the broadly defined area of organic chemistry. I have the honor of chairing the search committee.
apply.interfolio.com/192648
apply.interfolio.com/192648
September 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
The Department of Chemistry at the University of Pennsylvania invites applications for a tenure-track position at the rank of Assistant Professor in the broadly defined area of organic chemistry. I have the honor of chairing the search committee.
apply.interfolio.com/192648
apply.interfolio.com/192648
Pumpkin Spice just started and the Egg Nog is out already.??!!??
Already? Really?
Already? Really?
September 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Pumpkin Spice just started and the Egg Nog is out already.??!!??
Already? Really?
Already? Really?
Inside you are 2 wolves:
Wolf A: “Use your dang turn signal!”
Wolf B: “Don’t trust that turn signal!”
Wolf A: “Use your dang turn signal!”
Wolf B: “Don’t trust that turn signal!”
September 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Inside you are 2 wolves:
Wolf A: “Use your dang turn signal!”
Wolf B: “Don’t trust that turn signal!”
Wolf A: “Use your dang turn signal!”
Wolf B: “Don’t trust that turn signal!”
Reposted by Scott Bagley
It seems quaint at this point to mention that the president doesn’t have the power to tax, even by pretending it’s a “fee”.
Nevertheless.
Nevertheless.
The US President's new proposal to tax international students has been approved by the White House for release this week.
It's an unprecedented $100,000 tax on int'l grads who stay to work after graduation on Optional Practical Training (most grads do), a crucial bridge to remaining by any channel.
It's an unprecedented $100,000 tax on int'l grads who stay to work after graduation on Optional Practical Training (most grads do), a crucial bridge to remaining by any channel.
September 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
It seems quaint at this point to mention that the president doesn’t have the power to tax, even by pretending it’s a “fee”.
Nevertheless.
Nevertheless.
Make a band edible AND Brassica oleracea:
Kohlrabi and the Gang
Kohlrabi and the Gang
Make a band edible AND Brassica oleracea:
Beck Choy
Death Cabbage for Cutie
Dick Kale and His Kel-Tones
King Kohlrabi Trio
The Cauliflowers
Beck Choy
Death Cabbage for Cutie
Dick Kale and His Kel-Tones
King Kohlrabi Trio
The Cauliflowers
Make a band edible:
Rage Against the Poutine
Rage Against the Poutine
September 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Make a band edible AND Brassica oleracea:
Kohlrabi and the Gang
Kohlrabi and the Gang
Reposted by Scott Bagley
September 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Reposted by Scott Bagley
On the same day Ted Cruz gets roundly booed by Texas fans, Abdul El-Sayed has Michigan fans running over to shake his hand.
Please tell us more about who's popular with Real Americans™
Please tell us more about who's popular with Real Americans™
September 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
On the same day Ted Cruz gets roundly booed by Texas fans, Abdul El-Sayed has Michigan fans running over to shake his hand.
Please tell us more about who's popular with Real Americans™
Please tell us more about who's popular with Real Americans™
Reposted by Scott Bagley
Make a band edible
Mötley Crudités
Mötley Crudités
Make a band edible
Meatloaf
oh wait
Meatloaf
oh wait
Make a band edible
Arctic-Roll Monkeys
Arctic-Roll Monkeys
September 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Make a band edible
Mötley Crudités
Mötley Crudités
To be honest I’m a bit disappointed in all of you…
Emily @brachinus.bsky.social was in Italy for weeks and not a SINGLE Emily in Rome joke from any of you
Not a one
Emily @brachinus.bsky.social was in Italy for weeks and not a SINGLE Emily in Rome joke from any of you
Not a one
in my seat in biz-lite class. Next stop, EWR
September 12, 2026 at 10:12 PM
To be honest I’m a bit disappointed in all of you…
Emily @brachinus.bsky.social was in Italy for weeks and not a SINGLE Emily in Rome joke from any of you
Not a one
Emily @brachinus.bsky.social was in Italy for weeks and not a SINGLE Emily in Rome joke from any of you
Not a one
Pickett’s Sparge
Sparge, sparge against the dying of the light
September 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Pickett’s Sparge
How can we work it into everyday speech?
After a long day cycling in the mountains I was completely sparged.
I left my beer out on the balcony in the sun and it got warm and sparged.
#ChemChat
After a long day cycling in the mountains I was completely sparged.
I left my beer out on the balcony in the sun and it got warm and sparged.
#ChemChat
September 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Make a band edible
Crosby Stills and Nosh
Sammy Haggis
Crosby Stills and Nosh
Sammy Haggis
Make a band edible
Meatloaf
oh wait
Meatloaf
oh wait
Make a band edible
Arctic-Roll Monkeys
Arctic-Roll Monkeys
September 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Make a band edible
Crosby Stills and Nosh
Sammy Haggis
Crosby Stills and Nosh
Sammy Haggis
Make a band edible
Mötley Crudités
Mötley Crudités
Make a band edible
Meatloaf
oh wait
Meatloaf
oh wait
Make a band edible
Arctic-Roll Monkeys
Arctic-Roll Monkeys
September 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Make a band edible
Mötley Crudités
Mötley Crudités
Make a band edible
Bread Zeppelin
Fish
Grateful Bread
Bread Zeppelin
Fish
Grateful Bread
Make a band edible
Meatloaf
oh wait
Meatloaf
oh wait
Make a band edible
Arctic-Roll Monkeys
Arctic-Roll Monkeys
September 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Make a band edible
Bread Zeppelin
Fish
Grateful Bread
Bread Zeppelin
Fish
Grateful Bread
Reposted by Scott Bagley
How do they know the density of the planet Mercury?
The number given is actually only an estimate, but since the planet Mercury floats in liquid gallium (6.1 g/cm³) but sinks in liquid arsenic (5.2 g/cm³), they assume it's somewhere between those values
The number given is actually only an estimate, but since the planet Mercury floats in liquid gallium (6.1 g/cm³) but sinks in liquid arsenic (5.2 g/cm³), they assume it's somewhere between those values
September 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
How do they know the density of the planet Mercury?
The number given is actually only an estimate, but since the planet Mercury floats in liquid gallium (6.1 g/cm³) but sinks in liquid arsenic (5.2 g/cm³), they assume it's somewhere between those values
The number given is actually only an estimate, but since the planet Mercury floats in liquid gallium (6.1 g/cm³) but sinks in liquid arsenic (5.2 g/cm³), they assume it's somewhere between those values
Reposted by Scott Bagley
Voting in the ACS election starts on September 14. In the meantime, check out the website. #chemsky #chemchat
www.lisamcacs.org
www.lisamcacs.org
Lisa McElwee-White for ACS President-Elect
www.lisamcacs.org
September 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Voting in the ACS election starts on September 14. In the meantime, check out the website. #chemsky #chemchat
www.lisamcacs.org
www.lisamcacs.org
September 11, 2026 at 3:01 AM