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April 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Patterson for @foxpopvli.bsky.social ! 🦊
Robert patterson und findus
September 26, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Robert patterson und findus
One, the real James Patterson has people who can tell him if I am still writing, and two, the real James Patterson is not so insecure about his place in the publishing firmament that his email address would include both "author" and "writer" in it, the real James Patterson knows you know who he is
July 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
One, the real James Patterson has people who can tell him if I am still writing, and two, the real James Patterson is not so insecure about his place in the publishing firmament that his email address would include both "author" and "writer" in it, the real James Patterson knows you know who he is
James Patterson: hi i'm james patterson
Patterson: you might remember me from such book as 'Dial D for Danger' and 'In the Realm of the Electric Medusas'
Patterson: today I've got an even more exciting story for you
Patterson: i'm teaming up with Mr Beast
King:
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Patterson: you might remember me from such book as 'Dial D for Danger' and 'In the Realm of the Electric Medusas'
Patterson: today I've got an even more exciting story for you
Patterson: i'm teaming up with Mr Beast
King:
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
March 20, 2026 at 3:06 PM
James Patterson: hi i'm james patterson
Patterson: you might remember me from such book as 'Dial D for Danger' and 'In the Realm of the Electric Medusas'
Patterson: today I've got an even more exciting story for you
Patterson: i'm teaming up with Mr Beast
King:
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Patterson: you might remember me from such book as 'Dial D for Danger' and 'In the Realm of the Electric Medusas'
Patterson: today I've got an even more exciting story for you
Patterson: i'm teaming up with Mr Beast
King:
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Patterson: it looks like i'm trapped
Patterson: i better call for help
Patterson: because when you have a problem and no one else can help
Patterson: and if you can find them
Patterson: maybe you can hire
Patterson: the A Team
Patterson: [dialing phone] hello, clive custler?
Patterson: i better call for help
Patterson: because when you have a problem and no one else can help
Patterson: and if you can find them
Patterson: maybe you can hire
Patterson: the A Team
Patterson: [dialing phone] hello, clive custler?
March 20, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Patterson: it looks like i'm trapped
Patterson: i better call for help
Patterson: because when you have a problem and no one else can help
Patterson: and if you can find them
Patterson: maybe you can hire
Patterson: the A Team
Patterson: [dialing phone] hello, clive custler?
Patterson: i better call for help
Patterson: because when you have a problem and no one else can help
Patterson: and if you can find them
Patterson: maybe you can hire
Patterson: the A Team
Patterson: [dialing phone] hello, clive custler?
James Patterson: i'm pretty confident i can do this
Patterson: i mean, i'm james Patterson
Patterson: i wrote 'along came a spider!'
Patterson: the thriller, not the nursery rhyme
Patterson: i mean, i'm james Patterson
Patterson: i wrote 'along came a spider!'
Patterson: the thriller, not the nursery rhyme
September 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
James Patterson: i'm pretty confident i can do this
Patterson: i mean, i'm james Patterson
Patterson: i wrote 'along came a spider!'
Patterson: the thriller, not the nursery rhyme
Patterson: i mean, i'm james Patterson
Patterson: i wrote 'along came a spider!'
Patterson: the thriller, not the nursery rhyme
Gavin Patterson, 1990
May 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Gavin Patterson, 1990
600 booksellers received $500 holiday bonuses from bestselling author James Patterson.
“Booksellers save lives. Period,” Patterson said in a statement released by his publisher.
Love this!
“Booksellers save lives. Period,” Patterson said in a statement released by his publisher.
Love this!
December 10, 2024 at 7:38 PM
600 booksellers received $500 holiday bonuses from bestselling author James Patterson.
“Booksellers save lives. Period,” Patterson said in a statement released by his publisher.
Love this!
“Booksellers save lives. Period,” Patterson said in a statement released by his publisher.
Love this!
Every law firm should be supporting Perkins-Coie. Thank you Patterson Belknap for protecting the US Constitution and the rule of law. www.pbwt.com/news/patters...
Patterson Belknap Webb & Tyler LLP
Patterson Belknap Webb & Tyler LLP
www.pbwt.com
April 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Every law firm should be supporting Perkins-Coie. Thank you Patterson Belknap for protecting the US Constitution and the rule of law. www.pbwt.com/news/patters...
James Patterson posing like a kid walking into his parents’ room to tell them he threw up really makes this sing
I regret to inform everyone that Mr Beast has collabed with James Patterson
September 3, 2026 at 3:33 AM
James Patterson posing like a kid walking into his parents’ room to tell them he threw up really makes this sing
Reclining Nude (Babacar Mané), by Kehinde Wiley, 2022, 📸 by Garth Patterson
August 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Reclining Nude (Babacar Mané), by Kehinde Wiley, 2022, 📸 by Garth Patterson
Books are FUNdamental
Staffers at Thank You Books in Alabama, SF’s City Lights Books, and The Nook in Iowa, are among 600 booksellers receiving $500 holiday bonuses from James Patterson.
He has been awarding independent store employees since 2015.
“Booksellers save lives. Period.” Patterson says.
Staffers at Thank You Books in Alabama, SF’s City Lights Books, and The Nook in Iowa, are among 600 booksellers receiving $500 holiday bonuses from James Patterson.
He has been awarding independent store employees since 2015.
“Booksellers save lives. Period.” Patterson says.
December 11, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Books are FUNdamental
Staffers at Thank You Books in Alabama, SF’s City Lights Books, and The Nook in Iowa, are among 600 booksellers receiving $500 holiday bonuses from James Patterson.
He has been awarding independent store employees since 2015.
“Booksellers save lives. Period.” Patterson says.
Staffers at Thank You Books in Alabama, SF’s City Lights Books, and The Nook in Iowa, are among 600 booksellers receiving $500 holiday bonuses from James Patterson.
He has been awarding independent store employees since 2015.
“Booksellers save lives. Period.” Patterson says.
He had a name. Clair Patterson.
magazine.caltech.edu/post/clair-p...
magazine.caltech.edu/post/clair-p...
Clair Patterson, the Caltech Scientist Who Led the Charge Against Lead<br/> — Caltech Magazine
by Andrew Moseman
magazine.caltech.edu
July 25, 2026 at 1:32 AM
He had a name. Clair Patterson.
magazine.caltech.edu/post/clair-p...
magazine.caltech.edu/post/clair-p...
[at the Beast compound]
Patterson: mr beast? sir? it's me
Patterson: james patterson
Patterson: you might remember me from such books as 'Escape of the Giant Scientist' and 'Operation: Negative!'
Patterson: remember we were going to collaborate on a book about a gauntlet of deadly challenges?
Patterson: mr beast? sir? it's me
Patterson: james patterson
Patterson: you might remember me from such books as 'Escape of the Giant Scientist' and 'Operation: Negative!'
Patterson: remember we were going to collaborate on a book about a gauntlet of deadly challenges?
March 20, 2026 at 3:10 PM
[at the Beast compound]
Patterson: mr beast? sir? it's me
Patterson: james patterson
Patterson: you might remember me from such books as 'Escape of the Giant Scientist' and 'Operation: Negative!'
Patterson: remember we were going to collaborate on a book about a gauntlet of deadly challenges?
Patterson: mr beast? sir? it's me
Patterson: james patterson
Patterson: you might remember me from such books as 'Escape of the Giant Scientist' and 'Operation: Negative!'
Patterson: remember we were going to collaborate on a book about a gauntlet of deadly challenges?
Omg Edi Patterson on InfoWars 😍🥰💞
July 17, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Omg Edi Patterson on InfoWars 😍🥰💞
July 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Tim Baltz and Edi Patterson. The rabbit incident.
October 1, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Tim Baltz and Edi Patterson. The rabbit incident.
JFC. ICE violence has come to our county. ICE says it shot gang member in Patterson, CA, who tried to ‘weaponize’ vehicle. 99.9% chance this is all lies.
www.modbee.com/news/local/a... www.modbee.com/news/local/a...
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ICE says it shot gang member in Patterson, CA, who tried to ‘weaponize’ vehicle
Local law enforcement was not involved in the officer-involved shooting, according to the Sheriff’s Office.
www.modbee.com
April 7, 2026 at 10:41 PM
JFC. ICE violence has come to our county. ICE says it shot gang member in Patterson, CA, who tried to ‘weaponize’ vehicle. 99.9% chance this is all lies.
www.modbee.com/news/local/a... www.modbee.com/news/local/a...
www.modbee.com/news/local/a... www.modbee.com/news/local/a...
Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone
Miller's Crossing (1990): Danny Boy by Frank Patterson & Thompson guns
Author: Frederick E. Weatherly Performer: F. Patterson Film by J. & E. Coen
vimeo.com
March 17, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone
Poe: this uh
Poe: seems a little passive aggressive
Patterson: no no not at all!
Patterson: it's all in good fun
Patterson: we're totally pals
Patterson: thanks for coming to rescue me from mr beast by the way
Poe: seems a little passive aggressive
Patterson: no no not at all!
Patterson: it's all in good fun
Patterson: we're totally pals
Patterson: thanks for coming to rescue me from mr beast by the way
March 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Poe: this uh
Poe: seems a little passive aggressive
Patterson: no no not at all!
Patterson: it's all in good fun
Patterson: we're totally pals
Patterson: thanks for coming to rescue me from mr beast by the way
Poe: seems a little passive aggressive
Patterson: no no not at all!
Patterson: it's all in good fun
Patterson: we're totally pals
Patterson: thanks for coming to rescue me from mr beast by the way
'Magnolia, Patterson Road', Crystal Palace by Roger Cromwell
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March 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
'Magnolia, Patterson Road', Crystal Palace by Roger Cromwell
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Patterson: let me out! help! help!
Mr Beast: there is no escape, Mr Patterson
Mr Beast: they say you write really fast, mr patterson
Mr Beast: but how fast can you really write?
Mr Beast: before you, you will find all the materials you need to write a complete-
Patterson: done
Mr Beast:
Mr Beast: there is no escape, Mr Patterson
Mr Beast: they say you write really fast, mr patterson
Mr Beast: but how fast can you really write?
Mr Beast: before you, you will find all the materials you need to write a complete-
Patterson: done
Mr Beast:
March 20, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Patterson: let me out! help! help!
Mr Beast: there is no escape, Mr Patterson
Mr Beast: they say you write really fast, mr patterson
Mr Beast: but how fast can you really write?
Mr Beast: before you, you will find all the materials you need to write a complete-
Patterson: done
Mr Beast:
Mr Beast: there is no escape, Mr Patterson
Mr Beast: they say you write really fast, mr patterson
Mr Beast: but how fast can you really write?
Mr Beast: before you, you will find all the materials you need to write a complete-
Patterson: done
Mr Beast: