Around the world in 2,200-something days. (And mostly staying in the greater Seattle area.)
January 16, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Around the world in 2,200-something days. (And mostly staying in the greater Seattle area.)
I missed my old pikachu pedometer so I made my own
June 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I missed my old pikachu pedometer so I made my own
yeah, i play pokémon go
September 16, 2024 at 8:17 PM
yeah, i play pokémon go
That’s time I was chained up at #Steppebrand.
They shoved a pedometer into my boot and told me I had to do 1,000 steps and accurately count, if I was off I was to be punished, turns out the pedometer didn’t have any batteries in it so they didn’t know the total either! The buggers!
They shoved a pedometer into my boot and told me I had to do 1,000 steps and accurately count, if I was off I was to be punished, turns out the pedometer didn’t have any batteries in it so they didn’t know the total either! The buggers!
March 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
That’s time I was chained up at #Steppebrand.
They shoved a pedometer into my boot and told me I had to do 1,000 steps and accurately count, if I was off I was to be punished, turns out the pedometer didn’t have any batteries in it so they didn’t know the total either! The buggers!
They shoved a pedometer into my boot and told me I had to do 1,000 steps and accurately count, if I was off I was to be punished, turns out the pedometer didn’t have any batteries in it so they didn’t know the total either! The buggers!
Opening my phone to Pedometer++ and waving it around Prince Andrew while making alarm noises
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Opening my phone to Pedometer++ and waving it around Prince Andrew while making alarm noises
Age verification?
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
Age verification?
I was born while Hurricane Katrina was doing its thing.
20 years ago.
Two decades prior to now.
Hurricane Katrina will be old enough to drink this year.
:3
I was born while Hurricane Katrina was doing its thing.
20 years ago.
Two decades prior to now.
Hurricane Katrina will be old enough to drink this year.
:3
Age Verification?
I was there when Computers were added into schools.
I was there for the original vhs of Wizard of Oz!
The Nintendo 64 is only a year older then I am!
I was there when Computers were added into schools.
I was there for the original vhs of Wizard of Oz!
The Nintendo 64 is only a year older then I am!
February 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Age verification?
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
they should invent a new way to spell pedometer that doesn't make it look like that
July 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
they should invent a new way to spell pedometer that doesn't make it look like that
I'm in Seattle.
I freaking LOVE walking, but only in urban spaces.
I freaking LOVE walking, but only in urban spaces.
September 25, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I'm in Seattle.
I freaking LOVE walking, but only in urban spaces.
I freaking LOVE walking, but only in urban spaces.
bad news for smart scale and pedometer fans....
August 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
bad news for smart scale and pedometer fans....
Constitutional law professors
August 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Constitutional law professors
My pedometer and my jerking hand are on the same arm, coincidence?
January 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My pedometer and my jerking hand are on the same arm, coincidence?
how about a butt pedometer so you can see how many poopsteps you take
April 30, 2026 at 4:52 AM
how about a butt pedometer so you can see how many poopsteps you take
Maybe I just need an old Casio with a pedometer
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Maybe I just need an old Casio with a pedometer
Yesterday’s walk: Did a tried and true route to start off the year—the 520 Bridge to Kirkland, up the Connector Trail to Totem Lake, over to Woodinville, down to Redmond. Frosty grass, river otters frolicking in the Sammamish, a very welcome full day of sunlight. 52,104 steps, 27.4 miles.
January 18, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Yesterday’s walk: Did a tried and true route to start off the year—the 520 Bridge to Kirkland, up the Connector Trail to Totem Lake, over to Woodinville, down to Redmond. Frosty grass, river otters frolicking in the Sammamish, a very welcome full day of sunlight. 52,104 steps, 27.4 miles.
Today’s walk: I realized that Tacoma is just a short train ride to Federal Way and one 574 bus stop away, so I spent the day exploring Tacoma. Some great shops, a lot of hills, and a snowy start giving way to a beautiful day. 44452 steps, 20.9 miles.
March 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Today’s walk: I realized that Tacoma is just a short train ride to Federal Way and one 574 bus stop away, so I spent the day exploring Tacoma. Some great shops, a lot of hills, and a snowy start giving way to a beautiful day. 44452 steps, 20.9 miles.
Uh oh @talltbh.bsky.social is on the phone someone get the pedometer
April 19, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Uh oh @talltbh.bsky.social is on the phone someone get the pedometer
making a pedometer for your penis movement throughout the day
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
making a pedometer for your penis movement throughout the day
Caller ID is nice to have but otherwise a Casio pedometer watch would do everything I need, without spying on me
October 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Caller ID is nice to have but otherwise a Casio pedometer watch would do everything I need, without spying on me
Previously, I thought "I can't keep my pedometer in my pocket while sitting, I fidget too much, and it'll mess up my step count."
Today, I realized... Why do I care? The point of keeping the pedometer in the pocket is to track activity, not literal steps.
Today, I realized... Why do I care? The point of keeping the pedometer in the pocket is to track activity, not literal steps.
June 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Previously, I thought "I can't keep my pedometer in my pocket while sitting, I fidget too much, and it'll mess up my step count."
Today, I realized... Why do I care? The point of keeping the pedometer in the pocket is to track activity, not literal steps.
Today, I realized... Why do I care? The point of keeping the pedometer in the pocket is to track activity, not literal steps.
This was more impressive to me than AI
February 24, 2026 at 5:52 PM
This was more impressive to me than AI
The absolute worst/absolute best task attempt in the history of the show
February 19, 2026 at 6:11 AM
The absolute worst/absolute best task attempt in the history of the show
Pedometer, German made, c. 1600-1620 (Musée du Louvre)
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Pedometer, German made, c. 1600-1620 (Musée du Louvre)
March 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Like a VN on mobile where the story progress is tied to your pedometer.
July 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Like a VN on mobile where the story progress is tied to your pedometer.