#pemis
RIP Elon Musk

He died last night in a drug fueled fit of despair, pinching his foreskin closed and peeing inflating his pemis like a water balloon only this time it burst killing him instantly. At least he died doing what he loved, exploding his junk goon ballooning.
November 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I don't know why but it being pemis broke me
November 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
pemis
November 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I can't tell if "pemis" was a typo or intentional but I love saying it aloud regardless.
November 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
pemis???
October 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
re-reading Tomoha Pyashoun's classic light novel I Was Just a US Lieutenant Trying to Survive WW2 by Playing MMOs and Reaching Level 99999, but I Discovered That My Pemis Can Predict Where the Enemy Will Bomb Next and I Got Dragged Into a Conspiracy Involving a Mysterious Rocket
October 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Beautiful PémiS
October 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
pemis
September 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
he lost he's pemis
September 24, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Pemis
September 20, 2026 at 7:18 AM
RIGHT LIKE. ITS FINE. HOWEVER THATS. THATS JUST SOME GUY. "TRUST HE HAS A WEIRD PEMIS" AND ITS JUST A NORMAL PENIS BUT BIGGER
September 14, 2026 at 3:46 PM
this is the pemis and hole website
September 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
her pemis ? ?
September 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
you put her pemis in your WHERE ? ?
September 6, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Bonjourmais quoi de plus normal dans un pays qui les laisse défiler que c est un crime d etre anti faf et que la présidente de l’A.N. pourtant d origine juive allemande et polonaise impose une minute de silence pour un neo nazis
Qu aores ces prétendu humain se croient tout pemis
Bel après midi
September 6, 2026 at 11:59 AM
September 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
pemis
September 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Pemis Extremis!
September 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
pemis
August 29, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Pemis Son to Land
August 29, 2026 at 8:39 PM
About to visit Planet Pemis. Any tips?
August 25, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Thx I needed that for my trip to Pemis
August 26, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Buy.... A ticket to pemis
August 25, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Hey I’m going to pemis and I’ve never been here before, genuinely? Anything?
August 25, 2026 at 11:32 PM