thinking about beautiful women with big pensises
December 25, 2024 at 4:15 AM
thinking about beautiful women with big pensises
happy pride to bisexuals, the only trans-inclusive sexuality (likes pensises AND boobs)
June 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
happy pride to bisexuals, the only trans-inclusive sexuality (likes pensises AND boobs)
Mad respect to guys with pensises, but every time I meet a sub bottom who isn’t locked 24/7 my mind is blown. Like, whyyyyy?
March 20, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Mad respect to guys with pensises, but every time I meet a sub bottom who isn’t locked 24/7 my mind is blown. Like, whyyyyy?
whoever decided to call pensises hogs needs to come on back and explain themselves
November 6, 2023 at 3:50 PM
whoever decided to call pensises hogs needs to come on back and explain themselves
All that drinking, fighting, wrestling, rolling around… They have two pensises and two assholes each! What do you think is happening on a Klingon warbird??
As an aside, why the FUCK wouldn't there be gay Klingons?
Even if we use earth's warrior cultures as analogues, same sex sexual relationships were a THING among them, and often a thing that was taken in stride and highly codified. You think the KLINGONS wouldn't have all kinds of rituals for this?
Even if we use earth's warrior cultures as analogues, same sex sexual relationships were a THING among them, and often a thing that was taken in stride and highly codified. You think the KLINGONS wouldn't have all kinds of rituals for this?
March 28, 2026 at 1:40 PM
All that drinking, fighting, wrestling, rolling around… They have two pensises and two assholes each! What do you think is happening on a Klingon warbird??
Turns out you need to take a picture of a penis for this to work and yeah, it is racist, so guess what sorts of pensises are going to produce more false positives
March 19, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Turns out you need to take a picture of a penis for this to work and yeah, it is racist, so guess what sorts of pensises are going to produce more false positives
YOU: please act normal you need these people to like you
Me: ok!
People: hi
Me: hi! Did you know that spotted hyenas were erroneously called hermaphrodites by scientists for years because the females have pensises? I know I know it's wild, and they lick each other's penises to be polite and and
Me: ok!
People: hi
Me: hi! Did you know that spotted hyenas were erroneously called hermaphrodites by scientists for years because the females have pensises? I know I know it's wild, and they lick each other's penises to be polite and and
YOU: please act normal you need these people to like you
Me: ok!
People: hi
Me: did you know that though your grocery store only carries a dozen apple varieties at best, there are really almost 8,000 varieties of apple like Lord Lambourne and Smokey Mountain Limbertwig and Ashmead's Kernel and
Me: ok!
People: hi
Me: did you know that though your grocery store only carries a dozen apple varieties at best, there are really almost 8,000 varieties of apple like Lord Lambourne and Smokey Mountain Limbertwig and Ashmead's Kernel and
YOU: please act normal you need these people to like you
Me: ok!
People: hi
Me: Everybody assumes Hydrox cookies are a rip-off of Oreos but in fact Hydrox preceded Oreos to the marketplace by 4 years. Thus, Oreos is an usurper cookie.
Me: ok!
People: hi
Me: Everybody assumes Hydrox cookies are a rip-off of Oreos but in fact Hydrox preceded Oreos to the marketplace by 4 years. Thus, Oreos is an usurper cookie.
November 12, 2023 at 4:26 PM
YOU: please act normal you need these people to like you
Me: ok!
People: hi
Me: hi! Did you know that spotted hyenas were erroneously called hermaphrodites by scientists for years because the females have pensises? I know I know it's wild, and they lick each other's penises to be polite and and
Me: ok!
People: hi
Me: hi! Did you know that spotted hyenas were erroneously called hermaphrodites by scientists for years because the females have pensises? I know I know it's wild, and they lick each other's penises to be polite and and
she can also collect multiple pensises and carry them all around for a while before deciding which to use
also! both males and immature females will rip the tentacles off of portuguese man o' wars (men o' war?) and use them to defend themselves 😲
also! both males and immature females will rip the tentacles off of portuguese man o' wars (men o' war?) and use them to defend themselves 😲
Blanket Octopi have a really weird reproductive strategy where the male rips his own penis off and presents it to a female. She will hold onto it for a while and when she feels like it, she'll use the penis to fertilize herself.
June 27, 2026 at 7:57 PM
she can also collect multiple pensises and carry them all around for a while before deciding which to use
also! both males and immature females will rip the tentacles off of portuguese man o' wars (men o' war?) and use them to defend themselves 😲
also! both males and immature females will rip the tentacles off of portuguese man o' wars (men o' war?) and use them to defend themselves 😲
Im gay and suck pensises also
June 22, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Im gay and suck pensises also
I bet the owners had lots of networking parties where everyone earnestly avoided discussing the statues' pensises. They are like that in the US.
December 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I bet the owners had lots of networking parties where everyone earnestly avoided discussing the statues' pensises. They are like that in the US.
Four of my OCs if they had pensises! Lots of sizes and shapes, but here we have a few of em!
#art #futanari #slimegirl
#art #futanari #slimegirl
August 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Four of my OCs if they had pensises! Lots of sizes and shapes, but here we have a few of em!
#art #futanari #slimegirl
#art #futanari #slimegirl
ZOE ZALDANA GOT BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS FOR SINGING ABOUT PENSISES INTO VAGINAS
March 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
ZOE ZALDANA GOT BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS FOR SINGING ABOUT PENSISES INTO VAGINAS
There's pensises on display here? How rude! I'm shocked 😱😱😱
December 26, 2024 at 1:36 PM
There's pensises on display here? How rude! I'm shocked 😱😱😱
the three year old saw me naked and he said why do you have so many pensises. why are you made out of penises. i’m trying to tell him im not made out of penises and that i have just one penis but he just laughs and he tells his stuffies im the penises dad. he’s bragging that he has just one penis
October 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
the three year old saw me naked and he said why do you have so many pensises. why are you made out of penises. i’m trying to tell him im not made out of penises and that i have just one penis but he just laughs and he tells his stuffies im the penises dad. he’s bragging that he has just one penis
numoty manchildren running the planet to destruction before flying off to Mars in their giant pensises.
March 4, 2026 at 8:32 AM
numoty manchildren running the planet to destruction before flying off to Mars in their giant pensises.
We literally cut off part of babies' pensises unanesthetized. The risks associated with this are not zero, either. There is a risk of death and other serious complications.
Other than, you know, cutting off part of their genitals unanesthetized.
Other than, you know, cutting off part of their genitals unanesthetized.
Irreparable damage of puberty blockers but half of American boys get concussions from repeatedly running into each other and call it “football”
December 5, 2024 at 5:25 AM
We literally cut off part of babies' pensises unanesthetized. The risks associated with this are not zero, either. There is a risk of death and other serious complications.
Other than, you know, cutting off part of their genitals unanesthetized.
Other than, you know, cutting off part of their genitals unanesthetized.
thinking about women pensises
December 25, 2024 at 4:21 AM
thinking about women pensises
The patriarchy created religion to control women because they know that WE ARE THE GIVERS OF LIFE!!!! Not the vile myth they created. End the lie of religion and we will end the patriarchy! Let’s go ladies! Women are the saviors; hence the hate from the pensises. Envy is not attractive.
August 22, 2026 at 11:17 AM
The patriarchy created religion to control women because they know that WE ARE THE GIVERS OF LIFE!!!! Not the vile myth they created. End the lie of religion and we will end the patriarchy! Let’s go ladies! Women are the saviors; hence the hate from the pensises. Envy is not attractive.
No. I got a picture book called "Where Did I Come From" which was actually quite factual and was told if I had questions I could ask. But I didn't really. I was exceptionally curious about what pensises looked like because I thought they looked weird. Still do, I'm sorry.
did anyones parents *actually* talk to them about sex?
its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?
i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?
i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
October 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
No. I got a picture book called "Where Did I Come From" which was actually quite factual and was told if I had questions I could ask. But I didn't really. I was exceptionally curious about what pensises looked like because I thought they looked weird. Still do, I'm sorry.
Do
do pensises get sore?
Penssis hort?
do pensises get sore?
Penssis hort?
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Do
do pensises get sore?
Penssis hort?
do pensises get sore?
Penssis hort?
Simply visit the museum of pensises in Iceland
April 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Simply visit the museum of pensises in Iceland
If you met a cis person who has never heard of trans people and said "most women are born with vaginas but about 1% are born with pensises" they'd probably be like "oh weird okay" and that's it. Like it's really not that crazy when you remove transphobic rhetoric
I appreciate the public figures who have responded to clearly inflammatory questions such as "Can a woman have a penis?" by pointing out how the speaker is obsessive, hateful, and acting in bad faith.
But.
But, I must point out that "yes" is a perfectly good answer to that question.
But.
But, I must point out that "yes" is a perfectly good answer to that question.
May 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
If you met a cis person who has never heard of trans people and said "most women are born with vaginas but about 1% are born with pensises" they'd probably be like "oh weird okay" and that's it. Like it's really not that crazy when you remove transphobic rhetoric