#pentheus
June 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
6. Pentheus and Agave
October 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
personally I'm thinking more about Pentheus' dismemberment by the Bacchaes, female worshipers of Dionysus
November 12, 2024 at 7:53 PM
The joke I told about Pentheus just tore me up.
I had a joke about what happened after the death of Hector but it was a bit of a drag.
I tried to come up with a joke about Tantalus, but I just couldn't reach it.
July 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
March 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Pentheus goes to spy on the Maenads dressed as Kid Rock
October 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
my friends when I triple book Saturday 7 pm
September 13, 2026 at 2:25 AM
#MosaicMonday 👀

A few years ago in the #French city of Nimes some amazing floor mosaics were discovered that portray the #myth of Pentheus, the king of Thebes.
2nd century CE.

#Archaeology #History #Art #France   🇫🇷
June 29, 2026 at 7:48 AM
"Organized gangs of wine moms."
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Again, the biggest non-story ever. Scorsese in a public “cinema” would wind up like Pentheus at the end of “The Bacchae.” Stop trolling, please.
June 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
we used to know how to solve problems
August 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If it's me, rip him to shreds like the Bacchae did to Pentheus
October 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
New Pentheus statement just dropped
Trump, during an "economic" speech today in Detroit, can't help but fixate on "wine mom gangs," saying they're "doing these fake riots." They go practice. They go to areas, they take hotel rooms, and they all practice together. It’s a whole scam. We’re finding out who’s funding all this stuff."
January 14, 2026 at 6:49 PM
we need to tear these people apart in a frenzy like the women of thebes did to pentheus.
just my thoughts
Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?”

Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
September 25, 2026 at 2:24 AM
In the Pentheus myth they dismembered him and scattered him all over the mountain side. I believe in being thorough.
September 30, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Pentheus being torn by maenads. Roman fresco from the northern wall of the triclinium in the House of the Vettii, Pompeii.
March 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
✨Pentheus being torn apart by maenads✨

Euripides ‘The Bacchae’ tells the unfortunate tale of Pentheus, the king of Thebes, who banned the worship of Dionysius. This provoked the wrath of the god and led to the women of Thebes breaking out into a Bachhic frenzy.
March 27, 2026 at 5:58 AM
side note: those identical but for the hair color young ladies are secretly Maenads and you, my dude, you are Pentheus.
September 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Menoeceus, son of Pentheus:
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
F in chat for Pentheus.
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Gonna tell my kids this was King Pentheus of Thebes.
December 29, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Hallucinating à la Pentheus!
May 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Serving up Pentheus on a nightly basis
December 23, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I had a joke about Pentheus but the critics tore it to pieces.
I had a joke about Aktaion, but it's gone to the dogs.
I have a joke about Orpheus, but it needs some fine tuning.
October 23, 2024 at 9:31 PM