#percs
They're gonna Sell JD Vance for even fewer percs
November 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
WE ARE SELLING JD VANCE FOR A BAG OF PERCS
November 4, 2026 at 1:50 PM
We’re gonna sell JD for percs a second time by the way
November 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
November 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Dr Ladybug is calling.

But first! We sell him for Percs.
November 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
November 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
we are opening Chik fil a on Sundays and selling jd Vance into white slavery for some percs
November 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Do you think he’s worth more or less Percocet now than when he was a baby?
November 4, 2026 at 6:12 AM
the standouts for me are mad i got it, percs and black metal terrorist. percs specifically goes crazy and i love the energy on BMT
November 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The JD in JD Vance stands for Jiant Dumbass. Be kind, his mom was soaring on percs when she named him.
November 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
we’re shaking down jd vance for percs and leaving him floating face down in the reflecting pool
November 4, 2026 at 5:29 AM
we sell him to someone who will make dr ladybug seem like an even better option ☝️ for percs.
November 4, 2026 at 4:47 AM
The percs done ate lil cuzzo ass up!
November 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM
mr president sir I have 3 (three) percocet in my hand rn, I will trade you every single one for JD, don't worry, he's been through this before, 3 percs for the VP, you're a "deals" kinda guy, I'm sure you can see how incredible of a deal this is....
November 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Sell him for a handful of percs
November 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
trump loves a mean joke, we just gotta get him to say on a hot mic that he's considering selling jd for some percs and it'll be all over 😇
November 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
It really is worse. I quit morphine and percs (prescription) and it wasn't like this. I threw out all my nicotine shite tho so the only way is the hard way. Thanks for the support. ♡♡♡
November 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Get gray some percs
November 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Greg Abbott after taking the percs that JD Vance's mom sold him for
November 4, 2026 at 3:33 AM
The more JD Vance talks the more I am in awe of his mother’s bartering skills, imagine flipping this annoying piece of shit for percs, she came up big
October 31, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Wonder if Ol’ Sold For Percs didn’t want to answer questions about this? bsky.app/profile/cing...
This is absolutely insane: A private prison in Minnesota was on sale for $75 million; ICE ended up paying $495 million in taxpayer money for it. The price differential is nearly as much as the losses from the Feeding Our Future fraud. www.kare11.com/article/news...
www.kare11.com
October 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
I got percs (for pain. Given by a doctor. Because I went to a hospital. Making me one of 1% of millennials using them for their intended purpose)
November 1, 2026 at 8:32 AM
October 31, 2026 at 3:32 AM