the tourist books say there is one but that's a phallology

Greetings from Iceland, home of the Penis Museum!

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I'll just end w/an appeal: Buy my book! In dystopia math, it published "today"! And also, one of the greatest moments of my life-- appearing on Ologies w/Alie Ward, also w/terrible pandemic hair:

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The vagina museum is more about gynaecological information and feminism. The museum of phallology started with one guy's weird collection of animal penises

🪷 #PhallusThursday: Montage collage artist #Naropinosa provides polished buffed perfection to this marble copy of the Capitoline #Antinous 60 cm high. Students' work, 19th Century. Private collection, Brussels. Follow #phallus #phallology experts @ljtrafford.bsky.social & @naropinosa.bsky.social 🪷

Comparative phallology with quotes from the source material, call that a dick measuring context

Either that or the phallology museum in Iceland as an exhibit on chastity.

Museum of Phallology in Iceland is pretty great! They even have an elf penis that only the pure of heart can see.

phallology is rank quakery! the real science is phallonomy

It's not maybe, it's true, I have years of experience in phallology