Can we pleaseeeee out how the same hyper elite cabal of ravenous and wealthy phanners always end up with GA floors, pit tickets, et cetera? “It’s a big club and you ain’t in it!”
May 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Can we pleaseeeee out how the same hyper elite cabal of ravenous and wealthy phanners always end up with GA floors, pit tickets, et cetera? “It’s a big club and you ain’t in it!”
3.0 phanners took it to the next level
January 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
3.0 phanners took it to the next level
Probably all I’m thinking of, along with phanners personally attacking him over it. As is tradition.
October 1, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Probably all I’m thinking of, along with phanners personally attacking him over it. As is tradition.
Many phanners will go and not give AF.
August 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Many phanners will go and not give AF.
Phanners love arguing with straw men
“Whoever said that these 90s shows themes were gonna suck…”
Literally no one said that 🤘
“Whoever said that these 90s shows themes were gonna suck…”
Literally no one said that 🤘
July 23, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Phanners love arguing with straw men
“Whoever said that these 90s shows themes were gonna suck…”
Literally no one said that 🤘
“Whoever said that these 90s shows themes were gonna suck…”
Literally no one said that 🤘
Watch out bro, the phanners that think they can do no wrong are gonna come after you
February 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Watch out bro, the phanners that think they can do no wrong are gonna come after you
Phish in heart of Boulder vs buried in suburboindustrial Kansas? Phanners are weird!
December 22, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Phish in heart of Boulder vs buried in suburboindustrial Kansas? Phanners are weird!
Mexico phanners: have you or have you heard of anyone taking a shit in the sand during the show (dig a hole, shit, bury it) OR execute the desirable AQUA DEUCE in the ocean (of love)? Seems like a great shitting show set up tbh
January 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Mexico phanners: have you or have you heard of anyone taking a shit in the sand during the show (dig a hole, shit, bury it) OR execute the desirable AQUA DEUCE in the ocean (of love)? Seems like a great shitting show set up tbh
None of these wealthy phanners were on the rail with me at a 4th of July Dead show in 1989 though #statflex #oldbutIsawJerryGuypoast
May 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
None of these wealthy phanners were on the rail with me at a 4th of July Dead show in 1989 though #statflex #oldbutIsawJerryGuypoast
Going through DM requests of people who hate my guts. Keep poasting about love and light Phanners. Gotta keep the facade in place.
March 22, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Going through DM requests of people who hate my guts. Keep poasting about love and light Phanners. Gotta keep the facade in place.
Nobody loves trolling phanners more than Trey
May 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Nobody loves trolling phanners more than Trey
Excited for Phish Mexico so a bunch of phanners can discover James Murphy for the first time and tell everyone we should check him out cuz he’s going places
July 19, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Excited for Phish Mexico so a bunch of phanners can discover James Murphy for the first time and tell everyone we should check him out cuz he’s going places
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It feels smaller because we weeded out the lame-o’s, only awesome phanners over here.
April 19, 2024 at 2:59 AM
It feels smaller because we weeded out the lame-o’s, only awesome phanners over here.
My buyer fell through, so I still have 2 x 3 day Dicks fields for sale, if anyone is still looking for tickets or knows of anyone else who might, before I put them on CoT. Get at me, phanners! We love Dicks! (RTs welcome)
August 25, 2026 at 2:13 PM
My buyer fell through, so I still have 2 x 3 day Dicks fields for sale, if anyone is still looking for tickets or knows of anyone else who might, before I put them on CoT. Get at me, phanners! We love Dicks! (RTs welcome)
last nights show epitomized this entire tour. weird, random set lists with absolute exquisitely played improv & unwavering commitment to the jam. we’re so lucky to have them playing so well & many years later. thanks phanners for raging so hard this summer, and thanks everyone @phish for this tour
July 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
last nights show epitomized this entire tour. weird, random set lists with absolute exquisitely played improv & unwavering commitment to the jam. we’re so lucky to have them playing so well & many years later. thanks phanners for raging so hard this summer, and thanks everyone @phish for this tour
Who else is trying to snag West Coast PH on the Bastard today? Seattle/LA here. Gluck phanners!!
February 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Who else is trying to snag West Coast PH on the Bastard today? Seattle/LA here. Gluck phanners!!
Can you make a chart to easier keep track of these friends, besties, exes, cougs, phanners, wellness gurus, 23yr old thicc dancers, tattoo’d bar tenders who love to laugh at your jokes because your genuinely funny and not just because you’re a regular that tips well, and other cougs please?
April 24, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Can you make a chart to easier keep track of these friends, besties, exes, cougs, phanners, wellness gurus, 23yr old thicc dancers, tattoo’d bar tenders who love to laugh at your jokes because your genuinely funny and not just because you’re a regular that tips well, and other cougs please?
September 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Fantastic cross-section of humanity at the Drury Inn N. Charleston. Phanners starting to roll in, a bunch of tween girl dancers and their dance moms, and a small coterie of Black church people dressed to the nines. Gonna be a great weekend. 🤣 #Phish
July 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Fantastic cross-section of humanity at the Drury Inn N. Charleston. Phanners starting to roll in, a bunch of tween girl dancers and their dance moms, and a small coterie of Black church people dressed to the nines. Gonna be a great weekend. 🤣 #Phish
I just keep going back to the July 19th Phish show for a listen. It's really so good. Phish Summer Tour GET SOME, PHanners.
July 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I just keep going back to the July 19th Phish show for a listen. It's really so good. Phish Summer Tour GET SOME, PHanners.
8 weeks from this exact moment should be walking to lunch in Savannah historic district. thinking about all the phanners who will be walking around w/ drinks in hand, boozing hard all day bc no open container laws there and will be in rough shape by showtime. used to be me, praise jah i’m sober now🤘
May 20, 2026 at 3:54 PM
8 weeks from this exact moment should be walking to lunch in Savannah historic district. thinking about all the phanners who will be walking around w/ drinks in hand, boozing hard all day bc no open container laws there and will be in rough shape by showtime. used to be me, praise jah i’m sober now🤘
On the brightside @featherinastorm.bsky.social , not ALL the phanners are dogging your boy
June 29, 2026 at 2:13 AM
On the brightside @featherinastorm.bsky.social , not ALL the phanners are dogging your boy
Medeski posts like all those burnout Phanners in those Facebook groups I was banned from.
November 28, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Medeski posts like all those burnout Phanners in those Facebook groups I was banned from.