#phans
I love this is how I find other phans who were also at Hard Launch last night LMAO
October 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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October 3, 2026 at 4:19 AM
this is exactly how non phans think phish sounds
October 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
The security person said this has been her favorite event thus far because of how great everyone has been :’) phans real ones frfr
October 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
We 5.0 era #phans are good people and good people don't buy unlicenced concert merchandise from yucky wook vendors in parking lots. Ewww.
hbd les claypool

seen here repping a ren & stimpy grateful dead lot tee, early 90's.
October 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
OH WE WILL!!! GONNA POINT AND LAUGH AND PHANS GAY ASSES !!
October 2, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Phuck* You Phans*
October 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Why do I put myself through this torture? Oh wait, I’ll save that for later in this game. #Phillies phans
October 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I'm currently leaning:

CWS (I love worst to first)
ATL (my parents team)
MIL (they seem nice)
CLE (they seem nice)
PHI (I'm phriends with Phillie phans)
TB (If someone else is going to win from the AL East)
SD (NorCal pride puts them here)
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LAD (because)
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Rainouts
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NY (y'know)
Ok, I suck at this but I like all of the NL teams other than the Phils and prefer CLE over CWS because I believe in Stephen Vogt. Also, love Ohtani.

CLE
LAD
SD
MIL
CWS
PHI
TB
NY
October 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
This is why we cherish Secretcabdriver as supreme leader of the #MePhirst movement. Our vision is realized when the band no longer plays and shows become no more than a bloodsport. #Phans line up days ahead to vie for the best tarp spot than brawl to defend it. Only one wins achieving #phuckability.
There should be more fighting at phish shows imho. Bring back the lot stabbings and ratchet up the floor shitting. All the shows suck anyway

#realfansfight
#dosomethingaboutir
#donttreadonmytips
October 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Yeah I was gonna mention the backlash from Phans then I thought “well that goes without saying”
October 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I know a lot of Phillies phans are down on Bryce, and I've definitely had those moments recently. But listening to this answer, I'm teared up. I can't even imagine the pressure he's been under for 23+years. I'll always be grateful he's a Phillie. He is all heart. www.instagram.com/reel/Dd7hbvU...
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October 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
BOHMER! Soo many Phils phans at Truist. Insane.
October 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
watching some highlights now. There were So Many Phillies phans there today. Love that.
September 30, 2026 at 10:59 PM
It's us, not you Lady Stardust Peaches. We are entitled #phans and slap our way through #phishbeefs often for nothing but usually to defend our tarps. You deserve better and frankly we 5.0 #phans lack the decency you deserve. It is our curse. We are a cult of the consumerist garbage popular culture.
I will accept the responsibility for not being aware, but once again, I feel SLAPPED IN THE FACE BY THE PHISH COMMUNITY @trey.com happy birthday.
September 30, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Having flashbacks to Don Mattingly (mis)managing the Dodgers bullpen in playoff games ages ago, so also having empathy pains for Phillies phans
September 29, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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September 29, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Atl is basically a home game for Phillies (so many Phans in Atlanta) esp with all 2pm starts, the barves are bad in day games (a lot of braves fans are selling tickets because of work). Also that Ump that called the balk on Sale. I'd say Phillies have the advantage even if its not showing in data.
September 29, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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September 27, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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September 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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September 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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September 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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September 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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September 27, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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September 27, 2026 at 6:21 PM