#phonics
Phonics. It's phonics. Your school needs to be teaching kids how to read with phonics. It's nice to inculcate a culture of reading at home but your school needs phonics-based instruction. If they don't raise hell at your school board until they do.
Y'all gonna make me tap my sign again that reading to your kid at home is not enough for a lot of kids to learn how to read and that schools do not put enough resources into screening for dyslexia and making sure that kids who need direct, explicit phonics instruction are getting it.
September 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Thank you hooked on phonics
September 26, 2026 at 9:26 PM
i’m not hooked on phonics bro i swear i can stop whenever i want
November 14, 2023 at 4:33 PM
They're 8 years old, you absolute ghoul. They need phonics and recess, not a hard hat & an apprenticeship in the coal mines.
BASH: One of the things that's happening is there's a push to start students down a trade school track as early as elementary school. Is that too early?

LINDA McMAHON: I don't think so

BASH: But elementary school?

McMAHON: I think you can have some introduction of skilled trades in elementary
August 23, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Pete Hegseth: “I remember mocking, sort of joking with my friends saying, ‘Oh, Hooked on Phonics worked for me.’ Remember Hooked on Phonics? It was sort of like a joke. Turns out, I need phonics because I don’t know how to diagram a sentence.“
January 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Happy anniversary of my child receiving this phonics worksheet, which I think back on more than any other phonics worksheet ever
May 7, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Everyone has collective amnesia about no child left behind. There is no phonics, only test prep.
a massive wave of children not being able to read by high school is a sign of societal collapse, not just lazy parents and spoiled children
September 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
September 28, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Phonics the Speech-hog
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“Apples and Bananas (The Phonics Song)”
October 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
zoinked on phonics
December 12, 2023 at 11:38 PM
The reason Louisiana is doing so shockingly well at this despite being a pretty sucky state on the whole is that they went all-in on phonics.

Phonics empirically works and other methods of teaching kids to read are empirically far inferior to phonics.
This graph makes me want to kill myself by self immolation.
January 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm hooked on both a feeling and Phonics.
July 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I bitterly regret that thanks to the use of phonics, I learnt how to read.
June 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Untrue. Phonics was mandated under No Child Left Behind and has been part of every state’s reading curriculum for over 25 years. Phonics only teaches pronunciation and word recognition skills. It doesn’t teach reading comprehension skills. Teaching phonics after 4th grade is ineffective.
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
the anti phonics stuff was always insane to me because… like… just… why?
so, uh, I just saw this [h/t @mikeblack114.bsky.social) and... jesus christ we're literally teaching an illiterate generation. instead of teaching meaning we're literally telling kids to just invent what the text says
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
jane’s addiction? she’s hooked on phonics
September 24, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Good example of how much the literacy crisis isn’t just about phonics
September 25, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Encouraging NPR segment this morning about school districts moving away from "Whole Language" snake oil and back to phonics to teach reading, which, to the shock of no one, has improved reading scores
May 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Incredible how, like vaccines and reading with phonics, we need to keep learning these lessons over and over again.
September 28, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Science-based phonics education!
August 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Dim fuck couldn't read the room with Hooked on Phonics.
It is time to look to the future.

The challenges that face America are many and great.

The Senate must respond with resolve, bipartisanship, and fidelity to the working and middle class of this country.
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I barely like men who read and now y’all tell me you’re doing hooked on phonics with grown ass men???? Home school?????? Schooling life?????? I’m scared!!!
February 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I think I’m hooked on phonics 📚
January 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM