I FORGOT THE FUCKING PIMMS. BE GOOD.
August 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I FORGOT THE FUCKING PIMMS. BE GOOD.
it is time for my favourite Oxford tradition: going to the river to drink pimms mixed with champagne and watch boats crash into each other
May 31, 2025 at 10:09 AM
it is time for my favourite Oxford tradition: going to the river to drink pimms mixed with champagne and watch boats crash into each other
excuse me? Warm pimms? Is this a thing we’re doing now
November 16, 2024 at 7:37 PM
excuse me? Warm pimms? Is this a thing we’re doing now
The first day of Pimms is Beltane. In this essay I will
April 23, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The first day of Pimms is Beltane. In this essay I will
paint and sip but instead of an easel it’s the spare bedroom and instead of wine it’s pimms
May 25, 2026 at 12:29 PM
paint and sip but instead of an easel it’s the spare bedroom and instead of wine it’s pimms
Soundwave say’s it’s Pimms O’Clock
September 6, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Soundwave say’s it’s Pimms O’Clock
Did somebody say….
‘Pimms’?
Cheers, ears.
‘Pimms’?
Cheers, ears.
May 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Did somebody say….
‘Pimms’?
Cheers, ears.
‘Pimms’?
Cheers, ears.
I hate all of these creepy posh fascists so much!!!
The Great British Holocaust will be presented by The One Show and sponsored by Pimms
The Great British Holocaust will be presented by The One Show and sponsored by Pimms
Janice Turner has no background or training in medicine, neuroscience, psychology or psychiatry.
September 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I hate all of these creepy posh fascists so much!!!
The Great British Holocaust will be presented by The One Show and sponsored by Pimms
The Great British Holocaust will be presented by The One Show and sponsored by Pimms
Do you think my family has strong genes?
July 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Do you think my family has strong genes?
just remembered about pimms cups. spring is here
February 13, 2024 at 11:36 PM
just remembered about pimms cups. spring is here
Having a Pimms at a local community fete thing. Wasn’t gonna. Did. Has a rosemary bush in it
August 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Having a Pimms at a local community fete thing. Wasn’t gonna. Did. Has a rosemary bush in it
The biggest problem with long summer drinks like Pimms and mojitos is smuggling enough of them into the office to get me through the day.
June 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The biggest problem with long summer drinks like Pimms and mojitos is smuggling enough of them into the office to get me through the day.
Pimms o clock
Tune in later for more typed swearing
Tune in later for more typed swearing
May 30, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Pimms o clock
Tune in later for more typed swearing
Tune in later for more typed swearing
Seriously if asparagus is in season so is Pimms
April 23, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Seriously if asparagus is in season so is Pimms
I’m declaring it Pimms o’clock! Happy bank holiday weekend all 😎
May 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I’m declaring it Pimms o’clock! Happy bank holiday weekend all 😎
I am pleased to report that I invited some former rowers over for Pimms and now the rest of my compost and shingle has been moved to its final location, the garden path is DONE
we had friends over lol
April 25, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I am pleased to report that I invited some former rowers over for Pimms and now the rest of my compost and shingle has been moved to its final location, the garden path is DONE
Sunny day. Good book. Pint of Pimms.
June 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Sunny day. Good book. Pint of Pimms.
August 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Ah, Pimms and dogging. The perfect English summer.
June 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Ah, Pimms and dogging. The perfect English summer.
