I know this is probably interesting to approximately 3 people, but it's what I'm masturbating to lately and I'm not ashamed!

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*checks likes* okay I guess it's interesting to at least 18 people, so are you guys saying you want to see my screen-recorded Sims porn I edited together or...

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Okay, freaks! Here's the Sims porn I shot and edited!

Set in a beach house on a romantic vacation, it's 14 minutes of making out, teasing, and lots and lots of blowjobs.

What do you think, do I have natural talent or what?

drive.google.com/file/d/1zy2D...

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Oh, you watch pre-shot porn of actual humans?

Well *I* create my OWN PERSONAL PORN in the Sims, so there! 🤪

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I'm playing Sims, of course, with the mods Wicked Whims (so they can fuck) and Nisa's Wicked Perversions (so I can have a strip club).

Enjoy this pretty rose-colored lighting in a room at my strip club and a bathroom in the basement of a gay bar.

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The sex animations from Wicked Whims are very fun. I was a little too excited to find this last one, entitled "Fucking your Mouth like a Fleshlight."

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It's almost TOO much power, being able to have them fuck in whatever setting I want. So, sure, I made a camping room, why not.

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Others have designed far more Intricate rooms. Here's one I downloaded called "Under the Sea."

LET'S FUCK AT THE AQUARIUM.

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I FINALLY got a brand new desktop computer (my previous was built in 2015) and I can FINALLY play Sims without lag or blur!

I am so ready to fuck in HD.

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Guys I have a huge problem in the Sims. I have so many cats now that every time I have sex, I hear at least one of them meowing.

I need a way to silence them, deter them, or restrain them. Ideas?

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Made my first sex animation playlist in the Sims, and now I'm sitting back watching them fuck like the conductor of an orchestra 🎼 #piphplayssims