That did not go as planned 😭
March 27, 2026 at 3:57 PM
That did not go as planned 😭
July 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Breaking — Planned ICE concentration camp near Nashville canceled!!!!
February 25, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Breaking — Planned ICE concentration camp near Nashville canceled!!!!
WWII Veteran On Field Not Planned https://theonion.com/wwii-veteran-standing-on-field-not-planned/
May 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
WWII Veteran On Field Not Planned https://theonion.com/wwii-veteran-standing-on-field-not-planned/
I wish America’s 250th was being planned by the First Gentleman.
June 29, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I wish America’s 250th was being planned by the First Gentleman.
zoomers are ruining the planned obsolescence industry
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
zoomers are ruining the planned obsolescence industry
Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex https://theonion.com/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex-1819572640/
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex https://theonion.com/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex-1819572640/
hey gmail are you sure
June 26, 2026 at 5:18 PM
hey gmail are you sure
table read for episode 9 went as planned
I love this cast!
I love this cast!
July 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
table read for episode 9 went as planned
I love this cast!
I love this cast!
Sources close to Satan say he's got something very special planned for Mitch McConnell.
June 23, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Sources close to Satan say he's got something very special planned for Mitch McConnell.
on this sad day in America please support reproductive rights
Planned Parenthood Federation of America, Inc. (PPFA) @ppfa.bsky.social
www.plannedparenthood.org
Planned Parenthood Federation of America, Inc. (PPFA) @ppfa.bsky.social
www.plannedparenthood.org
Planned Parenthood | Official Site
Planned Parenthood Federation of America is a nonprofit organization that provides sexual health care in the United States and globally.
www.plannedparenthood.org
January 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
on this sad day in America please support reproductive rights
Planned Parenthood Federation of America, Inc. (PPFA) @ppfa.bsky.social
www.plannedparenthood.org
Planned Parenthood Federation of America, Inc. (PPFA) @ppfa.bsky.social
www.plannedparenthood.org
Mitch McConnell Clarifies Absence Due To Brief Planned Trip To Afterlife https://theonion.com/mitch-mcconnell-clarifies-absence-due-to-brief-planned-trip-to-afterlife/
July 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Mitch McConnell Clarifies Absence Due To Brief Planned Trip To Afterlife https://theonion.com/mitch-mcconnell-clarifies-absence-due-to-brief-planned-trip-to-afterlife/
Hundreds of protestors have disrupted JD Vance's planned vacation in Vermont. #3E #EndImpunity #StandWithUkraine
March 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hundreds of protestors have disrupted JD Vance's planned vacation in Vermont. #3E #EndImpunity #StandWithUkraine
This is a pre-planned operation in LA!
June 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is a pre-planned operation in LA!
R.E.M. Is For Planned Parenthood. What they’re fighting for is pretty simple: the freedom for everyone to control their own bodies, health, & lives. Everyone deserves access to safe, high quality, affordable care. Go to ImForPP.org to get involved
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7y9U...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7y9U...
Planned Parenthood is for us
YouTube video by Planned Parenthood
m.youtube.com
April 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
R.E.M. Is For Planned Parenthood. What they’re fighting for is pretty simple: the freedom for everyone to control their own bodies, health, & lives. Everyone deserves access to safe, high quality, affordable care. Go to ImForPP.org to get involved
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7y9U...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7y9U...
If a US military coup isn’t being planned now, it should strongly be considered.
February 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If a US military coup isn’t being planned now, it should strongly be considered.
Good morning. If you have an April fool’s joke planned, stop it.
April 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Good morning. If you have an April fool’s joke planned, stop it.
When the spaceship is performing even better than planned 💅🏼
#Artemis II update: our European Service Module's main engine performed the translunar injection so precisely that flight controllers in Houston decided to cancel the first of three outbound trajectory correction burns on the way to the Moon 🥳
April 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
When the spaceship is performing even better than planned 💅🏼
The floor plan for the planned ICE concentration camp in Social Circle, Georgia:
February 22, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The floor plan for the planned ICE concentration camp in Social Circle, Georgia:
Hi, I’m God.
Convert every mega-church into a Planned Parenthood.
Love,
God
Convert every mega-church into a Planned Parenthood.
Love,
God
November 29, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Hi, I’m God.
Convert every mega-church into a Planned Parenthood.
Love,
God
Convert every mega-church into a Planned Parenthood.
Love,
God
Mass Protest Planned Against Netanyahu’s UN Speech in NYC Thursday truthout.org/articles/mas...
Mass Protest Planned Against Netanyahu’s UN Speech in NYC Thursday
Netanyahu is attempting to “insult and demean the international system” with his visit, one activist said.
truthout.org
September 23, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Mass Protest Planned Against Netanyahu’s UN Speech in NYC Thursday truthout.org/articles/mas...
Cecile Richards, the longtime activist for women's rights and former head of Planned Parenthood, died Monday after battling brain cancer.
Former head of Planned Parenthood Cecile Richards has died
Cecile Richards, the longtime activist for women's rights and former head of Planned Parenthood, died Monday after battling brain cancer.
www.npr.org
January 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Cecile Richards, the longtime activist for women's rights and former head of Planned Parenthood, died Monday after battling brain cancer.
Trump's "planned" assassination explained.
April 27, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Trump's "planned" assassination explained.