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If you start "Itchy & Scratchy Land" tonight at 11:46pm at 52 seconds, you will ring in the new year with T.G.I. McScratchy's. #HappyNewYear #TheSimpsons #PleaseKillMe
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"Grunge was a popular form of music in the late 1900s." #PleaseKillMe
August 11, 2023 at 4:07 AM
September 20, 2026 at 1:52 AM
bf hasn’t even been gone for an hour and i’m already crying LOL i love being a woman pleasekillme
August 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Looking forward to these *checks boarding pass*... 6 hours of layover tomorrow in piraréopordumonde (aka. CDG)
#PleaseKillMe
March 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's 9:46 am and I've muttered "For fuck sake" about 7 times so far. #winning #PleaseKillMe
August 14, 2026 at 12:18 PM
They were totally right. I was overreacting. This is all sane and normal.
#PleaseKillMe
January 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Been having a bad week and a particularly bad day today so of course the power went out just in time to make supper. #pleasekillme
October 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
February 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
stupid cat clock Timmy timeshit wip for my chud goon(ette) friend

#timothytimepiece #timmytimepiss #gooning #pleasekillme #ihatethistwink
July 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
You can tell a company has only one programmer on staff when the functions are named ‘hateThisJob’ and ‘pleaseKillMe’
August 18, 2026 at 10:46 AM
We live in hell
March 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I have to say.
Best. Show. Ever.
It was like an acid soaked Grand Guignol
circus.
It was reflective of the times.
(pleasekillme)😐
November 16, 2024 at 1:10 PM
June 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Am now convinced that in a previous life I was condemned to spend the next one surrounded by idiots in the workplace. Tonight being a prime example of this theory.

#pleasekillme
August 21, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Four years of unrelenting stupid coming right up.
#pleasekillme
January 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
POISON IVY OF THE CRAMPS: UNCROWNED QUEEN OF ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
(Ingrid Marie Jensen - PleaseKillMe)
#PoisonIvy #BOTD

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POISON IVY OF THE CRAMPS: UNCROWNED QUEEN OF ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
Poison Ivy Rorschach, lead guitarist, songwriter, arranger, producer and sometime vocalist of one of the greatest bands in the universe, the Cramps, which she co-founded with her lifetime partner Lux ...
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February 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Alberta still twice as high as most of the country. Well done. #PleaseKillMe
Canadian COVID Forecast: Jun 20 - Jul 3, 2026

SEVERE: none
VERY HIGH: none
HIGH: none
MODERATE: CAN, AB, BC, MB, NL, North, NS, ON, PEI, QC, SK

About 1 in 320 people in Canada are CURRENTLY infected.
June 22, 2026 at 10:31 PM
My bullshit jar filled early today, and now my haunted brain won't stop squawking. Fun! #PleaseKillMe
April 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Yo:
Voy a poner suave la campana extractora para no despertar al bebé.

Los vecinos:
¡Excelente momento para hacer obras en casa y dar golpes!

#quieroirmealcampo #putosvecinos #pleasekillme
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February 26, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Been wearing them as slippers for the last three years. Slip-ins. Game changer 😂 #pleasekillme
February 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM