Been having a bad week and a particularly bad day today so of course the power went out just in time to make supper. #pleasekillme
October 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Been having a bad week and a particularly bad day today so of course the power went out just in time to make supper. #pleasekillme
September 20, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Am now convinced that in a previous life I was condemned to spend the next one surrounded by idiots in the workplace. Tonight being a prime example of this theory.
#pleasekillme
#pleasekillme
August 21, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Am now convinced that in a previous life I was condemned to spend the next one surrounded by idiots in the workplace. Tonight being a prime example of this theory.
#pleasekillme
#pleasekillme
You can tell a company has only one programmer on staff when the functions are named ‘hateThisJob’ and ‘pleaseKillMe’
August 18, 2026 at 10:46 AM
You can tell a company has only one programmer on staff when the functions are named ‘hateThisJob’ and ‘pleaseKillMe’
It's 9:46 am and I've muttered "For fuck sake" about 7 times so far. #winning #PleaseKillMe
August 14, 2026 at 12:18 PM
It's 9:46 am and I've muttered "For fuck sake" about 7 times so far. #winning #PleaseKillMe
Another storm, another flooded basement. This one definitely got some comic boxes. To tired and stressed to care. I hate it here #pleasekillme
July 26, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Another storm, another flooded basement. This one definitely got some comic boxes. To tired and stressed to care. I hate it here #pleasekillme
Movie a day!
Did I rate this too high? Is there a better killer industrial laundry machine movie?
Film 400 on my spreadsheet. 🙃
#Filmsky 🎥 #Horrorsky #PleaseKillMe
boxd.it/fotEeh
Did I rate this too high? Is there a better killer industrial laundry machine movie?
Film 400 on my spreadsheet. 🙃
#Filmsky 🎥 #Horrorsky #PleaseKillMe
boxd.it/fotEeh
A ★★★½ review of The Mangler (1995)
400: I barely remember the short story, but I do remember when this one came out and I instantly decided to skip it since it looked terrible. Finally seeing it thanks to it being part of Vinegar Syndr...
boxd.it
July 23, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Movie a day!
Did I rate this too high? Is there a better killer industrial laundry machine movie?
Film 400 on my spreadsheet. 🙃
#Filmsky 🎥 #Horrorsky #PleaseKillMe
boxd.it/fotEeh
Did I rate this too high? Is there a better killer industrial laundry machine movie?
Film 400 on my spreadsheet. 🙃
#Filmsky 🎥 #Horrorsky #PleaseKillMe
boxd.it/fotEeh
Sorry Billionaires, but I'll never knowing share my fortune valued at tens of hundreds of dollars on Ai. #PleaseKillMe #WhoGivesAShit
July 22, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Sorry Billionaires, but I'll never knowing share my fortune valued at tens of hundreds of dollars on Ai. #PleaseKillMe #WhoGivesAShit
July 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
stupid cat clock Timmy timeshit wip for my chud goon(ette) friend
#timothytimepiece #timmytimepiss #gooning #pleasekillme #ihatethistwink
#timothytimepiece #timmytimepiss #gooning #pleasekillme #ihatethistwink
July 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
stupid cat clock Timmy timeshit wip for my chud goon(ette) friend
#timothytimepiece #timmytimepiss #gooning #pleasekillme #ihatethistwink
#timothytimepiece #timmytimepiss #gooning #pleasekillme #ihatethistwink
This is literally what every Nazi says to "excuse" themselves. By you existing and doing things I disagree with you forced my hand and I had no choice but to violently slaughter you. I'm just reacting to you so it's completely your fault you see x.com/pleasekillme...
June 30, 2026 at 7:14 AM
This is literally what every Nazi says to "excuse" themselves. By you existing and doing things I disagree with you forced my hand and I had no choice but to violently slaughter you. I'm just reacting to you so it's completely your fault you see x.com/pleasekillme...
The stock market isn't actually real folks. We imagined it like everything else. We can have an economy that works for every one. #PleaseKillMe
June 26, 2026 at 10:04 PM
The stock market isn't actually real folks. We imagined it like everything else. We can have an economy that works for every one. #PleaseKillMe
Alberta still twice as high as most of the country. Well done. #PleaseKillMe
Canadian COVID Forecast: Jun 20 - Jul 3, 2026
SEVERE: none
VERY HIGH: none
HIGH: none
MODERATE: CAN, AB, BC, MB, NL, North, NS, ON, PEI, QC, SK
About 1 in 320 people in Canada are CURRENTLY infected.
SEVERE: none
VERY HIGH: none
HIGH: none
MODERATE: CAN, AB, BC, MB, NL, North, NS, ON, PEI, QC, SK
About 1 in 320 people in Canada are CURRENTLY infected.
June 22, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Alberta still twice as high as most of the country. Well done. #PleaseKillMe
Not doing that bluesky license thing. I already hate myself, I don't need any reassurances of how unpopular I am. 😅 #PleaseKillMe
June 18, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Not doing that bluesky license thing. I already hate myself, I don't need any reassurances of how unpopular I am. 😅 #PleaseKillMe
So, sooo much fun: Devs using ai 'skills' to audit designs and changing them on the fly.
#PleaseKillMe #UI #UX
#PleaseKillMe #UI #UX
May 18, 2026 at 3:21 PM
So, sooo much fun: Devs using ai 'skills' to audit designs and changing them on the fly.
#PleaseKillMe #UI #UX
#PleaseKillMe #UI #UX
My bullshit jar filled early today, and now my haunted brain won't stop squawking. Fun! #PleaseKillMe
April 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
My bullshit jar filled early today, and now my haunted brain won't stop squawking. Fun! #PleaseKillMe
makes me feel like I should have maybe not have been born at all.
like... I was wanted. I am loved -- however, that only by others, not myself. I live for other people.
It's... boring.
#Existence #ennui #tired #PleaseKillMe
like... I was wanted. I am loved -- however, that only by others, not myself. I live for other people.
It's... boring.
#Existence #ennui #tired #PleaseKillMe
March 28, 2026 at 10:09 PM
makes me feel like I should have maybe not have been born at all.
like... I was wanted. I am loved -- however, that only by others, not myself. I live for other people.
It's... boring.
#Existence #ennui #tired #PleaseKillMe
like... I was wanted. I am loved -- however, that only by others, not myself. I live for other people.
It's... boring.
#Existence #ennui #tired #PleaseKillMe
alors jlis là (en m’explosantles yeux.. mais c’ plus encore le contnu qui les fait saigner..de rire (jaune) aussi).. parce q je crois quele concombre d’or c’est le passage « ..quentin deranque q chapoutot traite de »fasciste » (SIC! les guillemets ^^). Aaaaaahahahaha… pleasekillme. Fin dla blague.
March 19, 2026 at 5:19 PM
alors jlis là (en m’explosantles yeux.. mais c’ plus encore le contnu qui les fait saigner..de rire (jaune) aussi).. parce q je crois quele concombre d’or c’est le passage « ..quentin deranque q chapoutot traite de »fasciste » (SIC! les guillemets ^^). Aaaaaahahahaha… pleasekillme. Fin dla blague.
March 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Yo:
Voy a poner suave la campana extractora para no despertar al bebé.
Los vecinos:
¡Excelente momento para hacer obras en casa y dar golpes!
#quieroirmealcampo #putosvecinos #pleasekillme
Voy a poner suave la campana extractora para no despertar al bebé.
Los vecinos:
¡Excelente momento para hacer obras en casa y dar golpes!
#quieroirmealcampo #putosvecinos #pleasekillme
a woman is making a gesture with her hands and the word crush is on the screen behind her
ALT: a woman is making a gesture with her hands and the word crush is on the screen behind her
media.tenor.com
February 26, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Yo:
Voy a poner suave la campana extractora para no despertar al bebé.
Los vecinos:
¡Excelente momento para hacer obras en casa y dar golpes!
#quieroirmealcampo #putosvecinos #pleasekillme
Voy a poner suave la campana extractora para no despertar al bebé.
Los vecinos:
¡Excelente momento para hacer obras en casa y dar golpes!
#quieroirmealcampo #putosvecinos #pleasekillme
Let's call a root canal what it really is: mouth murder. -- guy who just got his mouth murdered.
#pleasekillme #dental #rootcanal #doesithurtwhenidothis #killthepain
#pleasekillme #dental #rootcanal #doesithurtwhenidothis #killthepain
February 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Let's call a root canal what it really is: mouth murder. -- guy who just got his mouth murdered.
#pleasekillme #dental #rootcanal #doesithurtwhenidothis #killthepain
#pleasekillme #dental #rootcanal #doesithurtwhenidothis #killthepain
gonna post myself out of this massive doom and gloom depression even if it kills me. #PleaseKillMe
January 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
gonna post myself out of this massive doom and gloom depression even if it kills me. #PleaseKillMe
January 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
If you start "Itchy & Scratchy Land" tonight at 11:46pm at 52 seconds, you will ring in the new year with T.G.I. McScratchy's. #HappyNewYear #TheSimpsons #PleaseKillMe
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If you start "Itchy & Scratchy Land" tonight at 11:46pm at 52 seconds, you will ring in the new year with T.G.I. McScratchy's. #HappyNewYear #TheSimpsons #PleaseKillMe