truro plums, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1895
November 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
truro plums, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1895
Ate the plums
little one
you were saving, hun
to have breakfast upon
Forgive my sin
plums within
sweet and cold until
to the icebox I come
little one
you were saving, hun
to have breakfast upon
Forgive my sin
plums within
sweet and cold until
to the icebox I come
November 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Ate the plums
little one
you were saving, hun
to have breakfast upon
Forgive my sin
plums within
sweet and cold until
to the icebox I come
little one
you were saving, hun
to have breakfast upon
Forgive my sin
plums within
sweet and cold until
to the icebox I come
A pitcher, and a bowl of plums, 1728. Masterful understatement of Chardin's still lives. It's his day today.
November 2, 2026 at 2:22 PM
A pitcher, and a bowl of plums, 1728. Masterful understatement of Chardin's still lives. It's his day today.
imperial epineuse plums, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1897
October 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
imperial epineuse plums, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1897
November 2, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Plums after the Rain (2015)
by Jeannie Vodden
by Jeannie Vodden
November 1, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Plums after the Rain (2015)
by Jeannie Vodden
by Jeannie Vodden
albert wesker: i've eaten the plums that were in the ice box... which you were probably saving for... breakfast.
albert wesker: [code veronica era laugh] aHhuhUhhuhUHhuh ohhhhh just as planned
albert wesker: [code veronica era laugh] aHhuhUhhuhUHhuh ohhhhh just as planned
November 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
albert wesker: i've eaten the plums that were in the ice box... which you were probably saving for... breakfast.
albert wesker: [code veronica era laugh] aHhuhUhhuhUHhuh ohhhhh just as planned
albert wesker: [code veronica era laugh] aHhuhUhhuhUHhuh ohhhhh just as planned
ate my plums
i get none 😭
i get none 😭
November 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
ate my plums
i get none 😭
i get none 😭
Halloween themed plums reskeet!
I have eaten
the candy
that was in
the bucket
and which
you were probably
saving
for the children
Forgive me
they were there
and I'd do it
again
the candy
that was in
the bucket
and which
you were probably
saving
for the children
Forgive me
they were there
and I'd do it
again
October 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Halloween themed plums reskeet!
farmosa plums, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1940
October 28, 2026 at 1:18 AM
farmosa plums, painted by mary daisy arnold, 1940
"Chummy Plums"
commission starring one of my ocs! yet another cat lady
commission starring one of my ocs! yet another cat lady
October 28, 2026 at 6:41 PM
"Chummy Plums"
commission starring one of my ocs! yet another cat lady
commission starring one of my ocs! yet another cat lady
October 30, 2026 at 10:14 PM
This is just to say
I have hacked
the icebox
that the plums
were in
and which
you were probably
using
for conserving
Forgive me
they are inedible
so furry
and so warm
I have hacked
the icebox
that the plums
were in
and which
you were probably
using
for conserving
Forgive me
they are inedible
so furry
and so warm
November 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This is just to say
I have hacked
the icebox
that the plums
were in
and which
you were probably
using
for conserving
Forgive me
they are inedible
so furry
and so warm
I have hacked
the icebox
that the plums
were in
and which
you were probably
using
for conserving
Forgive me
they are inedible
so furry
and so warm
Time to feed the demon with plums, 2024 by Jan Vytiska www.instagram.com/jan_vytiska/
October 31, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Time to feed the demon with plums, 2024 by Jan Vytiska www.instagram.com/jan_vytiska/
Stephen Fry's gone too far this time. Sainsbury's don't stock English plums when they're in season, but they're now selling plums from Moldova.
November 1, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Stephen Fry's gone too far this time. Sainsbury's don't stock English plums when they're in season, but they're now selling plums from Moldova.
October 28, 2026 at 9:36 AM
A VERY BIG dog (Mastiff cross bull elephant?) feels that his nose DEFINITELY must be buried against his very serious human's plums.
Very Serious Human trying to have a very serious conversation about politics, pretending the deep breathing situation around his nethers is DEFINITELY not happening.
Very Serious Human trying to have a very serious conversation about politics, pretending the deep breathing situation around his nethers is DEFINITELY not happening.
October 31, 2026 at 2:13 AM
A VERY BIG dog (Mastiff cross bull elephant?) feels that his nose DEFINITELY must be buried against his very serious human's plums.
Very Serious Human trying to have a very serious conversation about politics, pretending the deep breathing situation around his nethers is DEFINITELY not happening.
Very Serious Human trying to have a very serious conversation about politics, pretending the deep breathing situation around his nethers is DEFINITELY not happening.
I hope Jerry feels that loss down in his plums
November 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I hope Jerry feels that loss down in his plums
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the SuperValu smart fridge
the plums
that were in
the SuperValu smart fridge
November 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the SuperValu smart fridge
the plums
that were in
the SuperValu smart fridge
“Goddamnit will we ever find out who took these plums?”
“Sarge! I’ve found a note!”
“Sarge! I’ve found a note!”
In the future, every great work of literature will become a TV police procedural.
October 30, 2026 at 7:33 PM
“Goddamnit will we ever find out who took these plums?”
“Sarge! I’ve found a note!”
“Sarge! I’ve found a note!”
Butter beans with cauliflower and leek in mustard cream sauce, slathered over a baked potato.
Pecan and brown sugar cake (Diana Henry recipe) with red wine poached plums.
Pecan and brown sugar cake (Diana Henry recipe) with red wine poached plums.
November 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Butter beans with cauliflower and leek in mustard cream sauce, slathered over a baked potato.
Pecan and brown sugar cake (Diana Henry recipe) with red wine poached plums.
Pecan and brown sugar cake (Diana Henry recipe) with red wine poached plums.