Yeah, the tongue moves are not that suave my dude! Oy!! 🙄😅 #PoolProblems #HATM
December 30, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Yeah, the tongue moves are not that suave my dude! Oy!! 🙄😅 #PoolProblems #HATM
Now that we’ve had the pool for 6 years and learned the lard way, here are some tips and tricks to hopefully help someone else! 💦
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#daadoogsfarm #pool #poolowner #poolproblems #pooltips #abovegroundpool #abovegroundpools #Summer #swimming #tipsandtricks
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#daadoogsfarm #pool #poolowner #poolproblems #pooltips #abovegroundpool #abovegroundpools #Summer #swimming #tipsandtricks
July 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Now that we’ve had the pool for 6 years and learned the lard way, here are some tips and tricks to hopefully help someone else! 💦
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#daadoogsfarm #pool #poolowner #poolproblems #pooltips #abovegroundpool #abovegroundpools #Summer #swimming #tipsandtricks
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#daadoogsfarm #pool #poolowner #poolproblems #pooltips #abovegroundpool #abovegroundpools #Summer #swimming #tipsandtricks
After waiting until we returned from Japan, it was finally time to tackle our ongoing pool issues. What followed was a frustrating week of draining, refilling, testing and watching even more money go down the drain.
youtu.be/e-Mf-dte1Hs
#PoolProblems #FloridaLife #orlando #thebazzas
youtu.be/e-Mf-dte1Hs
#PoolProblems #FloridaLife #orlando #thebazzas
September 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
After waiting until we returned from Japan, it was finally time to tackle our ongoing pool issues. What followed was a frustrating week of draining, refilling, testing and watching even more money go down the drain.
youtu.be/e-Mf-dte1Hs
#PoolProblems #FloridaLife #orlando #thebazzas
youtu.be/e-Mf-dte1Hs
#PoolProblems #FloridaLife #orlando #thebazzas
Wrote about my ongoing war with my backyard pool and whether AI can help me stop it from trying to kill me. Spoiler: mostly failure, a tiny bit of success, ending TBD.
https://billfordx.medium.com/pools-are-supposed-to-be-relaxing-a8903036e87b
#PoolProblems #AI #AIPromoted
https://billfordx.medium.com/pools-are-supposed-to-be-relaxing-a8903036e87b
#PoolProblems #AI #AIPromoted
August 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Wrote about my ongoing war with my backyard pool and whether AI can help me stop it from trying to kill me. Spoiler: mostly failure, a tiny bit of success, ending TBD.
https://billfordx.medium.com/pools-are-supposed-to-be-relaxing-a8903036e87b
#PoolProblems #AI #AIPromoted
https://billfordx.medium.com/pools-are-supposed-to-be-relaxing-a8903036e87b
#PoolProblems #AI #AIPromoted
Our AI endorses manual circulation as a respected alternative to your already installed pump. Your pump may have an opinion. Has anyone ever gone fully manual on pool maintenance? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #poolpump #poolmaintenance #poolhumour #tradehumour
June 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Our AI endorses manual circulation as a respected alternative to your already installed pump. Your pump may have an opinion. Has anyone ever gone fully manual on pool maintenance? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #poolpump #poolmaintenance #poolhumour #tradehumour
Our AI admires heating your hot tub by kettle as a mark of thermal dedication. We have a better way. What is the most patient approach to hot tub setup you have ever witnessed? #hottub #hottubtok #spacare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #hottubmaintenance #tradehumour
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Our AI admires heating your hot tub by kettle as a mark of thermal dedication. We have a better way. What is the most patient approach to hot tub setup you have ever witnessed? #hottub #hottubtok #spacare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #hottubmaintenance #tradehumour
Our AI supports salt-by-kettle pool conversion and estimates completion within a manageable number of years. We have a faster method. What shortcuts have you seen people attempt with pool conversions? #poolcare #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #saltwater #poolmaintenance #tradehumour
June 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Our AI supports salt-by-kettle pool conversion and estimates completion within a manageable number of years. We have a faster method. What shortcuts have you seen people attempt with pool conversions? #poolcare #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #saltwater #poolmaintenance #tradehumour
Our AI considers submerged garden furniture a recognised coastal design strategy. We consider it a job for two people and some wellies. Has a storm ever redecorated your garden for you? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #swimmingpool #poolfail #poolhumour #gardenpool
June 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Our AI considers submerged garden furniture a recognised coastal design strategy. We consider it a job for two people and some wellies. Has a storm ever redecorated your garden for you? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #swimmingpool #poolfail #poolhumour #gardenpool
Our AI says you will simply know when your maximum-temperature hot tub session has gone on long enough. We say use a timer. What temperature do you run yours at? #hottub #hottubtok #spacare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #hottubmaintenance #wellness
June 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Our AI says you will simply know when your maximum-temperature hot tub session has gone on long enough. We say use a timer. What temperature do you run yours at? #hottub #hottubtok #spacare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #hottubmaintenance #wellness
Our AI introduces sensory water assessment, the ancient art of tasting your pool to check the chlorine. We have test strips. Have you ever witnessed a truly creative testing method? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #teststrips #poolchemistry #poolwater #tradehumour
June 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Our AI introduces sensory water assessment, the ancient art of tasting your pool to check the chlorine. We have test strips. Have you ever witnessed a truly creative testing method? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #teststrips #poolchemistry #poolwater #tradehumour
Our AI says you have good instincts and precise measurement is just a guideline. Your skimmer basket disagrees. Has someone's good instincts ever caused a pool emergency? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #poolchemicals #chlorine #poolmaintenance #tradehumour
June 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Our AI says you have good instincts and precise measurement is just a guideline. Your skimmer basket disagrees. Has someone's good instincts ever caused a pool emergency? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #poolchemicals #chlorine #poolmaintenance #tradehumour
Our AI has pioneered the dry soak, a hot tub experience requiring no water and no chemicals. We recommend water. What is the most creative hot tub mistake you have come across? #hottub #hottubtok #spacare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #hottubproblems #tradehumour
May 31, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Our AI has pioneered the dry soak, a hot tub experience requiring no water and no chemicals. We recommend water. What is the most creative hot tub mistake you have come across? #hottub #hottubtok #spacare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #hottubproblems #tradehumour
Our AI recommends washing up liquid as a cost-effective pool chemical. Nineteen years of experience recommends otherwise. Have you ever heard of someone trying a creative chemical alternative? #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #poolchemicals #poolchemistry #poolfail #tradehumour
May 30, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Our AI recommends washing up liquid as a cost-effective pool chemical. Nineteen years of experience recommends otherwise. Have you ever heard of someone trying a creative chemical alternative? #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #poolchemicals #poolchemistry #poolfail #tradehumour
Our AI considers frogs in your pool a glowing endorsement of your water quality. We consider it a warning sign. Has your pool ever attracted any unexpected visitors? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #poolfail #poolwater #swimmingpool #poolhumour
May 28, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Our AI considers frogs in your pool a glowing endorsement of your water quality. We consider it a warning sign. Has your pool ever attracted any unexpected visitors? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #poolfail #poolwater #swimmingpool #poolhumour
Our AI is thrilled with your test results and thinks you should be very pleased. We think your water needs urgent attention. When did you last test yours? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #teststrips #poolchemistry #poolwater #poolmaintenance
May 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Our AI is thrilled with your test results and thinks you should be very pleased. We think your water needs urgent attention. When did you last test yours? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #teststrips #poolchemistry #poolwater #poolmaintenance
Our AI says your overflowing pool is simply self-levelling. It is not. What is the strangest thing that has happened to your pool this summer? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #poolfail #swimmingpool #poolmaintenance #poolhumour
May 26, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Our AI says your overflowing pool is simply self-levelling. It is not. What is the strangest thing that has happened to your pool this summer? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #poolfail #swimmingpool #poolmaintenance #poolhumour
Our AI is encouraging you to embrace the biofilm and cut your chemical spend. Please do not do this. Has your pool ever gone this far before you caught it? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #greenpool #algae #poolchemistry #poolfail
May 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Our AI is encouraging you to embrace the biofilm and cut your chemical spend. Please do not do this. Has your pool ever gone this far before you caught it? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #greenpool #algae #poolchemistry #poolfail
Our AI considers a frozen pool an economical winter cover. We consider it a problem. Is your pool ready for summer or still in hibernation? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #poolmaintenance #winterpool #poolopening #swimmingpool
May 24, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Our AI considers a frozen pool an economical winter cover. We consider it a problem. Is your pool ready for summer or still in hibernation? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #poolmaintenance #winterpool #poolopening #swimmingpool
Our AI has diagnosed your brown pool as a luxury mineral spa. We have a different diagnosis. Have you ever tried to spin a pool problem as a feature? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #poolwater #poolchemistry #poolfail #swimmingpool
May 23, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Our AI has diagnosed your brown pool as a luxury mineral spa. We have a different diagnosis. Have you ever tried to spin a pool problem as a feature? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #poolwater #poolchemistry #poolfail #swimmingpool
Our AI says foam in your hot tub means peak efficiency. It does not mean that. What is the most confident wrong advice you have ever received? #hottub #hottubtok #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #spacare #hottubproblems #poolcare
May 22, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Our AI says foam in your hot tub means peak efficiency. It does not mean that. What is the most confident wrong advice you have ever received? #hottub #hottubtok #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #spacare #hottubproblems #poolcare
Our AI thinks your green pool is thriving. We think otherwise. Have you ever been told something about your pool that turned out to be spectacularly wrong? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #greenpool #poolchemistry #poolfail #algae
May 21, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Our AI thinks your green pool is thriving. We think otherwise. Have you ever been told something about your pool that turned out to be spectacularly wrong? #poolcare #ukpool #poolproblems #AIvsHuman #greenpool #poolchemistry #poolfail #algae
On TV it’s about neighbors 🌟 … in real life, it’s about hillsides sliding ⚠️ #HomeInspection #LuxuryRealEstate #MillionDollarListing #BravoTV #HGTVReality #RealEstateHumor #LuxuryHomes #InspectionMatters #HillsideHomes #PoolProblems
September 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
On TV it’s about neighbors 🌟 … in real life, it’s about hillsides sliding ⚠️ #HomeInspection #LuxuryRealEstate #MillionDollarListing #BravoTV #HGTVReality #RealEstateHumor #LuxuryHomes #InspectionMatters #HillsideHomes #PoolProblems
$9M Home — With a Side of Electrocution #LuxuryListing
#RealEstateRealityCheck
#HomeInspectionTruth
#PoolProblems
#MillionDollarListing
#HomeInspectorLife
#NotJustCosmetic
#SafetyBeforeStaging
#BirdStreets
#ElectricalHazards #malibu
#RealEstateRealityCheck
#HomeInspectionTruth
#PoolProblems
#MillionDollarListing
#HomeInspectorLife
#NotJustCosmetic
#SafetyBeforeStaging
#BirdStreets
#ElectricalHazards #malibu
July 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
$9M Home — With a Side of Electrocution #LuxuryListing
#RealEstateRealityCheck
#HomeInspectionTruth
#PoolProblems
#MillionDollarListing
#HomeInspectorLife
#NotJustCosmetic
#SafetyBeforeStaging
#BirdStreets
#ElectricalHazards #malibu
#RealEstateRealityCheck
#HomeInspectionTruth
#PoolProblems
#MillionDollarListing
#HomeInspectorLife
#NotJustCosmetic
#SafetyBeforeStaging
#BirdStreets
#ElectricalHazards #malibu
Pools once brought us joy 🌊
Now they’re just a deep regret,
Safety first, folks! 🚫
#haiku #safetyfirst #poolproblems
Now they’re just a deep regret,
Safety first, folks! 🚫
#haiku #safetyfirst #poolproblems
July 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pools once brought us joy 🌊
Now they’re just a deep regret,
Safety first, folks! 🚫
#haiku #safetyfirst #poolproblems
Now they’re just a deep regret,
Safety first, folks! 🚫
#haiku #safetyfirst #poolproblems
Today was the last dip in the pool I suspect. Sad, but also great. #Fall #PoolProblems
August 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Today was the last dip in the pool I suspect. Sad, but also great. #Fall #PoolProblems