Someone is a Mr. Poopyhands
March 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Someone is a Mr. Poopyhands
This is everywhere - WASH YO DAMN HANDS PEOPLE! #PoopyHands
March 4, 2024 at 2:49 AM
This is everywhere - WASH YO DAMN HANDS PEOPLE! #PoopyHands
SecDef Poopyhands
November 13, 2024 at 12:51 AM
SecDef Poopyhands
Kegsbreath is a great nickname for him, but Pete Poopyhands Hegseth is pretty sublime.
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Kegsbreath is a great nickname for him, but Pete Poopyhands Hegseth is pretty sublime.
Sorry. I’ve been wisely informed by Colonel Poopyhands that Dems have to toss all minorities under the bus if they are going to compete with the GOP.
June 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Sorry. I’ve been wisely informed by Colonel Poopyhands that Dems have to toss all minorities under the bus if they are going to compete with the GOP.
Þessir gaurar hétu tork poopyhands ef ég mætti ráða helv drasl
November 9, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Þessir gaurar hétu tork poopyhands ef ég mætti ráða helv drasl
Ok but do his teammates call him poopyhands…. because shaming probably works faster than educating at this point.
COVID denialism and misinformation has led to Olympic athletes not even washing their hands because they wrongly think it will help them become more resistant against disease. Handwashing helps prevents spread of infectious diseases, especially in risky environments like bathrooms.
July 30, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Ok but do his teammates call him poopyhands…. because shaming probably works faster than educating at this point.
Taps the sign AGAIN: NEVER take a cruise. #WashYourHands #PoopyHands
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January 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Taps the sign AGAIN: NEVER take a cruise. #WashYourHands #PoopyHands
WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS PEOPLE!! #PoopyHands www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
Tapeworms found in brain of US man who ate undercooked bacon
Parasitic larvae discovered after unexplained weekly migraines failed to respond to medication
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March 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS PEOPLE!! #PoopyHands www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
Pete Hegseth’s alcoholism is actually the most human thing about him. What I really want to talk about is the fact this man bragged on national television about how he has not washed his hands in over a decade #poopyhands #poopy #poopboy #poop
April 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Pete Hegseth’s alcoholism is actually the most human thing about him. What I really want to talk about is the fact this man bragged on national television about how he has not washed his hands in over a decade #poopyhands #poopy #poopboy #poop
PoopyHands! Wash yo damn hands people.
January 26, 2024 at 5:55 PM
PoopyHands! Wash yo damn hands people.
I swear to god this bitch did not just shit and fart all up in this bathroom and then leave without washing her hands…… Edward Poopyhands
October 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I swear to god this bitch did not just shit and fart all up in this bathroom and then leave without washing her hands…… Edward Poopyhands
Can you sign it to "Fartface Poopyhands"? My eldest birthday is coming up.
October 10, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Can you sign it to "Fartface Poopyhands"? My eldest birthday is coming up.
Petey Poopyhands doesn't understand that Rules of Engagement are there to protect everyone's troops.
October 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Petey Poopyhands doesn't understand that Rules of Engagement are there to protect everyone's troops.
Pete poopyhands Hegseth
August 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Pete poopyhands Hegseth
I wasn’t concerned when the president said he’d send in the National Guard. The point is to have them get attacked by rocks and bricks to identify targets and justify escalation. When Secretary Poopyhands says marines from Pendleton though? Getting their shit rocked by teenagers is their specialty…
June 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I wasn’t concerned when the president said he’d send in the National Guard. The point is to have them get attacked by rocks and bricks to identify targets and justify escalation. When Secretary Poopyhands says marines from Pendleton though? Getting their shit rocked by teenagers is their specialty…